Chat Log: , .. drew ..
Match report • View fantasy scoresReggieOz: Go Dees!
navy_blues: yes go dees hope good game
kascadev8: go the catters
pcaman2003: Yep! Go Dees and put these kitties back in their litter box.
Baldfrog: Dee's lose it's Ports for the taking I rekon
upweydons: Go Dees , bombers supporter here
zadolinnyj: Go football
Gotigres: Would love Melbourne to reach the gf
Tig_Bitty: Up the Dees
PJ39301965: Evening all
zadolinnyj: Predicting Roman on Salem not good
DrSeuss: Let’s go Dees
PAFC4eva: hi all like the dees to win
Moona: Did someone forget to tell the crowd this is a prelim - they are very quiet
PAFC4eva: should be a bit louder tomorrow night moona
Moona: hope so - sounds like a sunday twilight crowd between 17th and 18th
BRAZZERS: go dees get the dub
TheLegend6: Let's go Dees!
Raspel31: Always thought Adelaide was a vague concept and not a real place- go Dees!
upweydons: Deliberate out of bounds is a bs rule
Baldfrog: Funny Raspel always thought the cup was coming home but never does typical England
pcaman2003: Raspel. You on the turps again?
TheFlagger: jordan dawson requested a trade wtf
Gotigres: Good start by the dees
bhg26: I am very unhappy flagger
zadolinnyj: That was news half way through season. Back to adelaide
Baldfrog: Really Flagger?
PAFC4eva: whos gonna end up with dawson port or crows?
kascadev8: danger there first and its a free against, this umpire is drunk
pcaman2003: The FLagger. Where to?
bhg26: Whoever we get the most from, boak or wines would do nicely from port :)
navy_blues: dtb against cameron surely
TheFlagger: sa pcaman
PAFC4eva: requested trade back to sa
PJ39301965: Prefer wines bhg, got longer in the game
TheFlagger: so port or crows
Baldfrog: Lol boak is what 31 now
Gotigres: Dawson leaving could be good for Lloyd, unless someone else was taking his chips as well
PAFC4eva: restricted free agent bhg?
pcaman2003: The Flagger. TRhanks! I hadn't heard, but a bit surprised.
TheFlagger: such a great player - how much would he be worth?
navy_blues: lol hawkins
PAFC4eva: boak 31 running around like 25 year old
MrWalrus: Straight trade, way too young for free agency
bhg26: He is going to be worth a fair bit flagger, absolute gun and i think most people know that
kascadev8: lol carlton in general. lol hawkins
Ash777: nvm it's Hewitt that's the FA
DrSeuss: May with a little hammy twinge
Baldfrog: PAFC has no more than 2 years max left
navy_blues: aww kasca dont get salty already
TheFlagger: yep had a great season bhg. one of the best kicks in the league.
kascadev8: i didnt get salty, ive only just seen the carlton news and its a massive lol
bhg26: The best flagger
pcaman2003: Without Stewart and if Hawkins and Danger don't fire,then kiss it good bye Cats.fans
navy_blues: go dees
PAFC4eva: true baldy but he is in great nick
MrWalrus: Dees by 39 may have been a bit conservative
navy_blues: was a muppet kick by hawkins u agree?
kascadev8: it was a horrific kick by hawkins
pcaman2003: Navy. That's what you get for kicking with the middle leg.
BRAZZERS: geelong get smacked in the finals, continuing that tradition I see
kascadev8: henderson wtf, ur not supposed to impersonate luke dahlhaus
navy_blues: lol pca
MrWalrus: He didn’t head butt it pca
Gotigres: Even Spargo is kicking goals now
pcaman2003: Has Raspel disappeared and gone for another red?
BigChief: May is done and Lever possible injury also.
navy_blues: petracca killin it atm
kascadev8: i made rasp cut the potatos this time :)
Raspel31: Tight game- leaning Dons.
pcaman2003: MrWalrus, He did ,but wrong head.
PAFC4eva: wow dads army looking a bit slow
Raspel31: Looking very slow PAF.
kascadev8: you know ur cooked when zac guthrie has the most sc for geelong, lol
mattmac24: I don't think Geelong are playing poorly, it's Melbourne that are playing very well
Baldfrog: Calling for the wheelchairs yet Kasca?
mattmac24: Kas, honesty he isn't as bad as some Geelong supporters make him out to be. When he's on, he can play very well.
PAFC4eva: that or zimmer frames baldy
Ash777: which 1 of cats is corporal Jones?
kascadev8: cant be worse than showerhaus :)
Baldfrog: Sorry matt agree with Kasca on that one
TheFlagger: you know you are flowered when zach guthrie has the highest sc
MrWalrus: Geelong have 6 or 7 passengers so far dees looking on
PAFC4eva: henderson
MrWalrus: They need more cameras on scott, least likeable bloke in footy I reckon, i want to see him lose his mind
kascadev8: thanks for repeating what i say flagger, good to see im a trend setter
Ash777: who is sergeant Wilson?
Baldfrog: Kascas been watching Rodney Rude
PAFC4eva: higgins
kascadev8: Bald, nah im more of a Gina Linetti, nine9
Baldfrog: Lost me there kasca who's she?
bhg26: He wasnt born in this century kasca he wouldnt get it
kascadev8: gina from brooklyn nine9 aha
Bulky: Rohan turning in a clinker so far.
Raspel31: Let us never forget Gina Lola Formaggi.
bhg26: Just a normal rohan finals performance
pcaman2003: bhg26. Just a regular game from Rohan.
PJ39301965: Except for 1 mark bhg
kascadev8: Rohan was playing? i thought he was dropped
BRAZZERS: rohan is a finals specialist mate
bhg26: Rohan only shows up with 30 seconds to go in a close game to kick the winning goal
BigChief: That was dirty from Holmes
kascadev8: sparrow used his head to trip Holmes
pcaman2003: 10 shots to 3. Mmm! Not looking too good for the Cats.
MrWalrus: If you were born this century you probably shouldn't be questioning peoples knowledge
navy_blues: go maxxy
kascadev8: bumping someone as they kick it isnt a downfield you useless muppet
Bulky: Umpire didn't realise the ball had been touched I reckon.
Ash777: maxy making cats look slow
Baldfrog: Gunna get ugly
bhg26: a thousand apologies walrus
MrWalrus: That's Mr Walrus, kid's these days, no respect
PJ39301965: Maybe the Geelong should be called The Platters
Baldfrog: Lol Pj if you were born after 2000 you wouldn't get it
kascadev8: blicavs the mummy? idk how to feel about that
bhg26: Do you play fifa kasca?
pcaman2003: PJ. maybe call them Splatters instead as they're getting trodden on
Raspel31: Who you going for kasca?
navy_blues: fat lady warming up vocal chords
PJ39301965: Exactly bald
kascadev8: at this rate im going for the game to be finished
mattmac24: Seems that way Navy
kascadev8: bhg yeh, maybe ive raged messaged you
Bulky: Chris Scott has to be the most successful unsuccesful coach in AFL/VFL history.
bhg26: I just got 98 foden lol
Baldfrog: Kasca next year you want Geelong to top up again or rebuild m8?
pcaman2003: Cats are in with a chance here. A big fat chance.
kascadev8: bhg ah yeh, i got 99 neymar, blue hair mbappe, finished cruyff maradona gullit sbcs
kascadev8: Bald, i think id like geelong to top up, just prolong this pain please
bhg26: I mean i just pulled him
BigChief: Remember Cats fans you led Melb by 44 in rd 23. Things can happen.
PAFC4eva: geelong looking to bring in lynch and talia ha ha
Raspel31: Okay- who lashed out on Ronaldo?
PJ39301965: Maybe the AFL should bring in the mercy rule at half time tonight.
navy_blues: geelong be better offloading couple older players and keeping constale and narkle imo
kascadev8: bhg yeh, i just got those ones
navy_blues: constable
happytimes: The cats are looking old and slow and there kids are just shower
Baldfrog: Agree Navy
Ash777: if cats top up anymore they'd be running on coal
shaker: Cats should chase Buddy
mattmac24: Constable is also slow, wouldn't be a problem if he leaves.
BigChief: Burgoyne and Birchall are now available for Cats.
Bulky: Geelong will recruit Ron Barassi and Alex Jesaulenko as players next year.
mattmac24: We need Scott to quit or be sacked after this game, that's all we need at this point.
MrWalrus: I don't know if any of you guys noticed but cats were top 2 & playing a prelim, they're doing ok I'd suggest
happytimes: I don't understand how Simpson does not get a game
PAFC4eva: sorry cat fans burgoyne got a job at port
pcaman2003: Time for a new coach.
PJ39301965: Or maybe Teague and Buckley as there most recent in the AFL @ Bulky
Ash777: they finished 3rd Mrwalrus
mattmac24: Happy time, was left out due to concussion I believe.
Raspel31: MrWalrus- your aged wisdom and grumpiness puts us all to shame.
navy_blues: diver dangerfield
MrWalrus: Dangerfield with the massive dive
kascadev8: makes up for that stupid downfield call earlier
MrWalrus: 3rd, fair enough they do suck, rebuild time
kascadev8: rohan covered in blue paint? he's obviously done something, just not what wed like
BigChief: kasca has Rohan been eating smurfs again?
Ninty: Look again, push is there to danger
MrWalrus: C'mon Raspel you have no shame
Raspel31: Well, I did last night MrWalrus but I cleaned up after me.
mattmac24: Ninty. Hardly a push, it's a 50/50 call but there was defintely a dive there.
Baldfrog: How is Mrs Palmer Rasp?
Searly34: Spud icon for Rohan please m0nty
kascadev8: can confirm rasp did not clean up after himself
PAFC4eva: evn free kick count must be 2 vic sides playing tonight
MrWalrus: That'd be an insult to spuds Searly
wadaramus: Howdy all :)
PJ39301965: Especially Wahib hey Mr Walrus
wadaramus: Been out for a feed in the Dinge, bloody magnificent!
poolboybob: Pretty sure Rohan’s ex cursed him for finals footy for cheating on her
Raspel31: Wada- evening. Lucky bugger.
Hazza09: Rohan needs both the penguin and crab symbol
wadaramus: Not boasting, just saying Raspel, understand the sitch on the east coast.
nbartos: Dinge??
wadaramus: The Dinge is local slang for Aldinga :)
wadaramus: Which is the by far the best place to live on the south coast in sth oz!
nbartos: gotcha
Kermit: Kermit the Frog here with a Muppet News Flash: Joel Selwood is flailing arms around like a muppet.
navy_blues: all over red rover!
nbartos: karma at its highest
StuL: Scott can f off to Carlton
kascadev8: inside job by the umpires to make sure demons win, sike lol. both 50s r bs tho
BigChief: WTF Max? 2 goals on the run? Go you good thing.
Bulky: Scott is a total failure as a coach when it counts.
kascadev8: so, lets talk about next year. this game makes me want to pick gawn
StuL: Same game plan for 10 years. No wonder we're predictable losers
nbartos: nah nah kas let this play out mate
StuL: Ancelotti was sacked for less. Grow a pair cats and send him packing tomorrow
Gotigres: Gawn doing a good job of trying to suck me in next year as well kasca.
Hazza09: Gawn / Darcy next year lock it in
StuL: Dees better win. Surely they are better than Port
kascadev8: can melbourne get to 200 points? my guess is yes
Gotigres: Will be priced about 650k though
Baldfrog: Rather Darcy. More upside
kascadev8: looks like im going for port, go port
Gotigres: No way Gawn
tolerant16: Gawn superman surely
Hazza09: Wow Gawn, were was this all year
pcaman2003: Looks like Geelong is Gawn.
Ash777: lmao that goal was nuts
MercAm: Jesus mate Gawn Chill, haha
PAFC4eva: welcome aboard kasca still got to beat dogs yet
mattmac24: Dees all the way I hope, they deserve it.
kascadev8: pca that suggests they were present to begin with
Bulky: FFS Geelong. Sack Scott straight after this game and offer Alistair Clarkson whatever he wants.
navy_blues: its max hour!
BRAZZERS: gawn is the goat
Brian: Oh boy wowee, Max Gawn!
MrWalrus: Maxey!
Hazza09: Geez Gawn unbelievable
travo: That has to count for wharfie time
BigChief: Hahaha Go Big Maxy
Hazza09: Getting sucked in to start him next year now lol
sammyo7: ,ax gawn is unbelevable
travo: It’s wharfie time
Ash777: pull out the traffic cones
bhg26: yeah i think gawn is starting for me next year, which means you cant have him hazza, look elsewhere
navy_blues: wow maxxy doing it all what a tackle
MrWalrus: Gawn was top ruck and top 5 overal SC wasn't he?
Baldfrog: Someone check Max's boots
Baldfrog: Hazza you can't pick Darcy either
kascadev8: hazza, u can have rohan tho
bhg26: yes MR Walrus
bhg26: you can have brodie grundy and nic nat hazza
Ash777: Why pick darcy with his injuries
nbartos: check his boots? check his pi$$
MrWalrus: Ill be taking a few rucks in my fwd line, could be Max, Darcy & Marshall F1,2&3
navy_blues: party time
bhg26: Flower i forgot about Marshall, Gawn and marshall then maybe
Gotigres: lol kasca
pcaman2003: Well this one is well gone. See you back here tomoz.
kascadev8: sarcy with marshall in the fwd line
kascadev8: the grandpa football club is going alright, they kicked 5 past their bed time
MrWalrus: Lol bhg, that's more like it
BigChief: Ned Reeves might be a cheap option next year.
DEESareSAD: Max Gawn f1
kascadev8: bhg too excited about 98 foden
PAFC4eva: preuss r2
PJ39301965: Hickey?
bhg26: no kasca, im excited about being 1st in the fanfooty fpl league
bhg26: Preuss had about 20 odd injuries this year pafc, stay away
kascadev8: r u first? well with triple captain cr7 i shall be first
Raspel31: Hey bhg- only played 1 round- 35 to go. You bring in Ronaldo?.
robbieg: im waiting a week on cr7
zadolinnyj: Rohan in hands of doctors. He keeps disappearing
bhg26: Still tossing up rasp, im also not expecting my lead to last too long considering i havent watched a game of soccer
PAFC4eva: a good preseason i will risk him
bhg26: in the past 5 years lol
snake_p: checking for any signs of a heart
DrSeuss: Oliver telling Atkins to look at the score lol
PJ39301965: @Zado he was part of the Philadelphia experiment
zadolinnyj: How does narkle not get a game
bhg26: Is dcl fit this week? Thinking of just going ings to dcl
kascadev8: ive watched every game of this prem season, i feel big
Raspel31: All you need to know bhg is that Spurs top and alpsnal bottom. But good score.
zadolinnyj: Correct pj
BigChief: Now for the Doggies to win tomorrow night.
kascadev8: gary rohan subbed off? that suggests he started to begin with
Raspel31: alpsnal comes out as ...really?
PAFC4eva: backing doggies in chief?
bhg26: Cant believe i am saying this, but i want port to win tomorrow
BigChief: Without Keath it will be tough @PAFC
rupertmarn: Geelong should make moneyball play and trade Rohan for any draft pick
Ash777: going to be hard for dogs to win tomorrow without keath & not being able to train the day before the game.
PAFC4eva: with all frequent flyer miles for doggies and rest for us this is our best chance
Raspel31: Go Doggies- tough one.
PAFC4eva: still not confident
robbieg: who would take rohan hahaha
rupertmarn: How ironic that Selwood is now a Muppet
MrWalrus: Dees need to be careful here, cats have started head hunting, they can't retaliate & have to avoid injury
bhg26: Dees just need to put Gawn, Petracca and Oliver on the bench for the rest of the game
Gotigres: Rohan fake injury surely. Doesn't want to walk off field at the end of game
zadolinnyj: Surely
bhg26: 100% a fake injury gotigres. hes upset that everyone in this chat has had more of an impact on the game than he has
Gotigres: lol bhg
kascadev8: i cant believe im saying this, but wahab is more likely to win a multi than geelong r to scoring
frenzy: Gary Ruin
MrWalrus: Ruck frees are ridiculous sometimes, umps punish guys for being to big & strong
DrSeuss: Cats are lucky the Dees aren’t kicking straight. Would look even worse
navy_blues: hawkins getting flogged
VodkaHawk: Soooo... Jones as the medical sub in the GF?
navy_blues: need duckwood to get 2 more possies
PAFC4eva: not lucky enough for a ticket tomorrow so i will be back tomorrow chow
Gotigres: Would he get a medal if he didn't take the field Vodka?
Gotigres: And dees won?
mattmac24: Who misses out for Jones though?
VodkaHawk: Well they count it as a game played even if they don’t take the field right?
kascadev8: vodka yep
VodkaHawk: Jordon would miss out as the sub?
robbieg: jones isnt even close to this squad, sadly
Gotigres: Jordon would make way for Jones. What a way to finish a career, assuming Jones retires
VodkaHawk: I don’t think anyone would complain about Jones being the sub, the dude bleeds red and blue, would be awesome
TheOnyas: Onya Gawny
mattmac24: Jones 100% deserves a medal more than anyone. Has put his heart and soul into the club.
TheOnyas: Jonesy u can do it
navy_blues: agree matt
bhg26: Melbourne have a decent bench right now
BRAZZERS: who cares, he aint good enough no more. not even in the best 26
VodkaHawk: It’s a similar scenario to Bob Murphy, except Jones isn’t injured
robbieg: its not very similar to murphy cause jones isnt in their best squad
kascadev8: and this is what happens when you have youth, you can turn up past 5pm
Tangent: Replay of '17
Baldfrog: Reckon Selwood will retire
VodkaHawk: Just hope Dees can win the flag. Surely only dogs/port supporters won’t be going for the Dees.
kascadev8: henderson kola jelwood retirements incoming
Gotigres: Just realised the gf is in 2 weeks
mattmac24: Na Selwood will still go on another year at least, I think he'll drop the captaincy though
Baldfrog: We'll see matt has looked very frustrated tonight
mattmac24: Definitely bald, think he just needs to drop the captaincy and focus on his game for another year
BigChief: Well done Melbourne.
frenzy: Higgins super sub
bhg26: 3 votes, G Rohan
kascadev8: higgins got 13 more touches in 38% less game time than rohan, hahaha
navy_blues: wow been awhile since a team won a prelim by 14 goals i bet
BRAZZERS: geelong are a joke lmao, hey at least they make the top 4 every season. 4/89 in finals though lmfao
BurtCocain: rohan was always a spud
shaker: Can't see much change for the Cats they will go again with dads army and same will happen
royboy16: love the cactus for Hendo