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Grazz

Quote from: Grannyboy on February 23, 2016, 02:02:55 AM
Quote from: Grazz on February 17, 2016, 01:39:25 PM
Well I was thinking who of the other two were going to change your nappy mate.
You don't have to use nappies any more, they have these new things now I think they're called ipads. ;) Apparently my 3yo nephew was using one by himself the other day, I thought if it's that easy I'd give one a go but I'll be damned if I can get the thing down my trousers. ???

Yeh I understand mate, had the same drama the first time I tried phone sex, thought this is more painful than it should be. Maybe I need a smaller phone not sure. :-\

timmyparso

Quote from: Grazz on February 23, 2016, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Grannyboy on February 23, 2016, 02:02:55 AM
Quote from: Grazz on February 17, 2016, 01:39:25 PM
Well I was thinking who of the other two were going to change your nappy mate.
You don't have to use nappies any more, they have these new things now I think they're called ipads. ;) Apparently my 3yo nephew was using one by himself the other day, I thought if it's that easy I'd give one a go but I'll be damned if I can get the thing down my trousers. ???

Yeh I understand mate, had the same drama the first time I tried phone sex, thought this is more painful than it should be. Maybe I need a smaller phone not sure. :-\

Lucky it was a fossil phone that had a cord so you could retrieve it  ;D

Ringo

Quote from: Grazz on February 23, 2016, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Grannyboy on February 23, 2016, 02:02:55 AM
Quote from: Grazz on February 17, 2016, 01:39:25 PM
Well I was thinking who of the other two were going to change your nappy mate.
You don't have to use nappies any more, they have these new things now I think they're called ipads. ;) Apparently my 3yo nephew was using one by himself the other day, I thought if it's that easy I'd give one a go but I'll be damned if I can get the thing down my trousers. ???

Yeh I understand mate, had the same drama the first time I tried phone sex, thought this is more painful than it should be. Maybe I need a smaller phone not sure. :-\
As I fossil these day only have sex on Anzac Day - "Lest I Forget"  :D :D

Grazz

Quote from: Ringo on February 23, 2016, 05:40:49 PM
Quote from: Grazz on February 23, 2016, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Grannyboy on February 23, 2016, 02:02:55 AM
Quote from: Grazz on February 17, 2016, 01:39:25 PM
Well I was thinking who of the other two were going to change your nappy mate.
You don't have to use nappies any more, they have these new things now I think they're called ipads. ;) Apparently my 3yo nephew was using one by himself the other day, I thought if it's that easy I'd give one a go but I'll be damned if I can get the thing down my trousers. ???

Yeh I understand mate, had the same drama the first time I tried phone sex, thought this is more painful than it should be. Maybe I need a smaller phone not sure. :-\
As I fossil these day only have sex on Anzac Day - "Lest I Forget"  :D :D

Thats why I always go to the Dawn Service mate it helps jog the memory seeing everyone standing to attention. ;)

Dudge

Quote from: Ringo on February 23, 2016, 05:40:49 PM
Quote from: Grazz on February 23, 2016, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Grannyboy on February 23, 2016, 02:02:55 AM
Quote from: Grazz on February 17, 2016, 01:39:25 PM
Well I was thinking who of the other two were going to change your nappy mate.
You don't have to use nappies any more, they have these new things now I think they're called ipads. ;) Apparently my 3yo nephew was using one by himself the other day, I thought if it's that easy I'd give one a go but I'll be damned if I can get the thing down my trousers. ???

Yeh I understand mate, had the same drama the first time I tried phone sex, thought this is more painful than it should be. Maybe I need a smaller phone not sure. :-\
As I fossil these day only have sex on Anzac Day - "Lest I Forget"  :D :D

Like it Ringo haha

But I get it Anzac Day and Labour Day

Labour Day - I'm ok, but she reckons she labours through it

Then there's Thanks Giving, I have to thank her for giving

Don't get me started on the Queens Birthday,

Good Friday's normally good for her, not so good for me. She won't eat meat that day

Boxing Day is just too painful, still got a loose tooth

Australia Day, she goes back to calling me a wog

New Years day I'm just too drunk

Thank God for Ann-Net, I love my laptop

Grazz

Quote from: Dudge on February 23, 2016, 07:31:45 PM
Quote from: Ringo on February 23, 2016, 05:40:49 PM
Quote from: Grazz on February 23, 2016, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Grannyboy on February 23, 2016, 02:02:55 AM
Quote from: Grazz on February 17, 2016, 01:39:25 PM
Well I was thinking who of the other two were going to change your nappy mate.
You don't have to use nappies any more, they have these new things now I think they're called ipads. ;) Apparently my 3yo nephew was using one by himself the other day, I thought if it's that easy I'd give one a go but I'll be damned if I can get the thing down my trousers. ???

Yeh I understand mate, had the same drama the first time I tried phone sex, thought this is more painful than it should be. Maybe I need a smaller phone not sure. :-\
As I fossil these day only have sex on Anzac Day - "Lest I Forget"  :D :D

Like it Ringo haha

But I get it Anzac Day and Labour Day

Labour Day - I'm ok, but she reckons she labours through it

Then there's Thanks Giving, I have to thank her for giving

Don't get me started on the Queens Birthday,

Good Friday's normally good for her, not so good for me. She won't eat meat that day

Boxing Day is just too painful, still got a loose tooth

Australia Day, she goes back to calling me a wog

New Years day I'm just too drunk

Thank God for Ann-Net, I love my laptop

:o  Im telling.

Dudge

Quote from: Grazz on February 23, 2016, 07:34:12 PM
Quote from: Dudge on February 23, 2016, 07:31:45 PM
Quote from: Ringo on February 23, 2016, 05:40:49 PM
Quote from: Grazz on February 23, 2016, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Grannyboy on February 23, 2016, 02:02:55 AM
Quote from: Grazz on February 17, 2016, 01:39:25 PM
Well I was thinking who of the other two were going to change your nappy mate.
You don't have to use nappies any more, they have these new things now I think they're called ipads. ;) Apparently my 3yo nephew was using one by himself the other day, I thought if it's that easy I'd give one a go but I'll be damned if I can get the thing down my trousers. ???

Yeh I understand mate, had the same drama the first time I tried phone sex, thought this is more painful than it should be. Maybe I need a smaller phone not sure. :-\
As I fossil these day only have sex on Anzac Day - "Lest I Forget"  :D :D

Like it Ringo haha

But I get it Anzac Day and Labour Day

Labour Day - I'm ok, but she reckons she labours through it

Then there's Thanks Giving, I have to thank her for giving

Don't get me started on the Queens Birthday,

Good Friday's normally good for her, not so good for me. She won't eat meat that day

Boxing Day is just too painful, still got a loose tooth

Australia Day, she goes back to calling me a wog

New Years day I'm just too drunk

Thank God for Ann-Net, I love my laptop

:o  Im telling.

You seem to forget that day that you ..............................  ;)

Grazz

.................................  threw a jelly fish in your mouth.  ;D

Dudge

Yeah that day you bully jelly fish Olympic throwing sniper

But hey, no hard feelings, just pay my dentist bill

Football Factory


Grazz

C'mon man how does a Jelly Fish damage a tooth.  :P

Quote from: Football Factory on February 23, 2016, 08:26:06 PM


Nuh it was one of those cigar shaped ones about 2 inches long.

Football Factory

Quote from: Grazz on February 23, 2016, 08:28:25 PM
C'mon man how does a Jelly Fish damage a tooth.  :P

Quote from: Football Factory on February 23, 2016, 08:26:06 PM


Nuh it was one of those cigar shaped ones about 2 inches long.

rofl .. sorry Dudge

Dudge

Quote from: Football Factory on February 23, 2016, 08:30:53 PM
Quote from: Grazz on February 23, 2016, 08:28:25 PM
C'mon man how does a Jelly Fish damage a tooth.  :P

Quote from: Football Factory on February 23, 2016, 08:26:06 PM


Nuh it was one of those cigar shaped ones about 2 inches long.

rofl .. sorry Dudge

I will now not sleep tonight FF with that image. You just wasted 20 odd years of therapy

Dudge

Mind you, if you had a soccer ball with me sneaking a wry grin with just my mouth exposed, then right there, that would of pushed me back to the DARK days

Football Factory

Quote from: Dudge on February 23, 2016, 08:47:10 PM
Mind you, if you had a soccer ball with me sneaking a wry grin with just my mouth exposed, then right there, that would of pushed me back to the DARK days

Not sure I want to find out about the DARK days   :-X