2014 Elxam Awards: The Trevor Marmalade Award: Winner Honey Badger

[LF]

This award goes out to the funniest comment or funniest post that was said this season.

Poll is open until Wednesdday 17th December

We are still taking nominations

The poll is in the exact order as the quotes that have been posted here already

[Bill Manspeaker]

found one ;D gold from Grazz. I had a good laugh at it

Smart from St.Kilda. He'd work well with Riewoldt

He could lead up behind NRoo so when the ball goes over Nicks head it hits him on the chest.  :P

[Kellogscrunchynut]

Just zinged my sister...

[GoLions]

Nails an early nomination for 2014.. ;D

A cow only has a face so it has somewhere for its ears to be.

Normally you're wise McRoo, but I think you'll find a vagina does not have ears.

Nom here for Ossie

just watched the walking dead great episode ;D

Walking Dead is basically a great name for your Fantasy teams kb:

SC: 2131 (70th out of 90 in elxam)

AF: 1891 (67/68 in elxam)

RDT: 1728 (72/72 in elxam)

LIFT SON!

and how come in the threads i make my jokes people quote and say lol but nobody ever nominates them here :(

Bux...comedy is his thing.. ;D

Well we know coaching isn't :P

haha

have been a few others

I like the look of Cox tbh, rucks are such a pain in the a$$ this year, Cox might just be the answer.

I don't think Cox is the cure for a pain in the ass...

haha definitely a nomination for the Trevor Marmalade Award award

Our best is good enough, its just not sustained for long enough at the moment

you sound just like Mrs Dog there RC..... ::)

gave this a good chuckle ;D

So AFEV linked this pic on chat



And Nails says this:

"That's the result of centuries of Tasmanian inbreeding"


And I cannot stop laughing  ;D

If we're all about bringing attention to our own funny things that others have nominated...

broke my ankle 21 months ago, and injured my shoulder 9 months ago, and neither are healed... and scans aren't showing what's wrong either :/

That's because scans can't detect softcockitis ;)

hahaha

Trev marmalade worthy?

I was thinking it could be

I did enjoy this one from Noz

How do you loose to Glenelg?

Pretty simple really. You score less points than them.

Oh didn't realise I was talking to a mathematical genius.

That's alright, not many people realise that. I did come second in Australia in a maths comp once...

If you used your mathematical skills you would realise second is not first so that's nothing to be proud of.

If Melbourne win the tribunal it'll be the first time they've notched up 3 wins since 2012 and it's only round 7  :o

Thought this was a good one from Nails.

Corker from Windi Ric. Noz's answer in reply to 'what's your favourite day of the week?'

Any day my missus is up for it.

+1

Any day that Noz's missus is up for it ;) :P

MC, is it just me, or are the colours of that blanket maroon, blue, and gold? ;)

Congratulations :)

Before long it will be brown and gold!  ;)

hahahaha
That's trevor Marmalade worthy I think! ;D

I think Paige is a lesbian surely has to be with that haircut

That's like saying a guy is gay because he is interested in fashion and likes men. Don't judge a book by its cover kb.

hahahaha

when can we nominate for Trev Marmalade ;D

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Hahahaha 10/10. Trevor Marmalade!

Fucccck me, this is getting harder and harder..

I said the exact same thing the first time I saw Scarlett Johansson.

Holy crap, that is gold. I bow to you, good sir.

I would like to nominate myself for the 2014 Trevor Marmalade Award  :P

[Bill Manspeaker]

epic work GL

[LF]

Havent done much but will lift me game, a funeral has held me up and then yesterday Kazz falls over and breaks her wrist in two places. Funeral then hours in accident emergency, "Best day of my life pfffftt".

Did she get a screw?

really doubt she would have been in the mood for it after the wrist break...

I just saw this... hahahahahaha!

Gave me a laugh aswell mate.  ;D

[Toga]

Love Ossie's call on kb, and Noz's reply to Badger ;D

[CrowsFan]

Granted this was actually last year, but it was after the previous Trevor had been awarded...

Purp is only 18???

I always assumed that the 77 was the year you were born, thus making you 35 or so.

Congrats mate. Hope you are having a big shindig to celebrate!

77 is the number on women he has slept with ;)

Being Tasmanian though the majority are relatives :P

LOL Pure Gold
next trev award winner right here  ;D

[Nige]

Such a funny guy that CrowsFan. I do miss him.

[LF]

Bumping for Dave

[CrowsFan]

Such a funny guy that CrowsFan. I do miss him.

Yeah was such a quality character. Should probably give him this award as recognition of a fine contributor...

[Nige]

Such a funny guy that CrowsFan. I do miss him.

Yeah was such a quality character. Should probably give him this award as recognition of a fine contributor...

Not if Honey Badger comes to accept the award and claims he's CrowsFan.  ;)

[LF]

anymore nominations?
Need to do the poll earlier than I thought so will be up later today

[GoLions]

I reckon Nails' response to AFEV's pic has it in the bag, but you should all vote for me anyway :P

[CrowsFan]

I reckon Nails' response to AFEV's pic has it in the bag, but you should all vote for me anyway :P

I don't think it should be eligible, it wasn't said on the forum :P