Springfield Isotopes

[Grannyboy]

OWNER: Charles Montgomery Burns


ESTABLISHED: In 1992 originally as a softball team made from ring ins from the major leagues due to the owners considerable wealth and influence. Many of the original team were absent when they won their inaugural season and have never been heard of since.
Mr Burns turned his hand to establishing teams in various sporting leagues across the country with little success since. His eccentric management style, use of hypnosis, dislike of sideburns and use of various nerve tonics has alienated many players over the years.
In 2013 he, in what many say is possibly his most foolish move yet, bought a franchise in the famous and lucrative AMERICAS XVIII in his ongoing quest for sporting glory. His appointment of GrannyBoy as coach and Inanimate Carbon Rod as assistant suggest this time he is on the right track.

TEAM COLOURS - HOME: Red, White, Blue. AWAY: Fluorescent Green.


MASCOT: Dancin' Homer


THEME SONG: Well Mr. Burns had done it, the power plant had won it, with Roger Clemens clucking all the while, Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile, Wade Boggs lying prone on the bar room tiles - We're talking football, from Maine to San Diego, we're talking football with Mattingly and Canseco, Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw, Steve Sax and his run in with the law, we're talking Hooomer, Ozzie and the Straw. We're talking football from Hawaii to Nantucket, we're talking football...:P

HOME GROUND: SPRINGFIELD...Illinois, Oregon, Massachusetts, Washington D.C., Missouri, Alabama, California, Nebraska, Ohio, Michigan, Idaho, Kentucky, Florida, New York, Texas, Minnesota, New Jersey, Sth Carolina, Pennsylvania, Maine, Georgia, Virginia, Louisiana, New Hampshire, Vermont, Indiana, Arkansas, Colorado, Sth Dakota, Tennessee, Wisconsin?

PREMIERSHIPS: 1992 City Champs.
RUNNERS UP: Minor Grandfinalist 2014

WIN/LOSS: Very bad.

HEAD COACH: GrannyBoy

ASSISTANT COACH: Inanimate Carbon Rod


CAPTAIN: Patrick Dangerfield.


VICE CAPTAIN/S: Dustin Martin, Dion Prestia, Chris Masten.


MEMBERS:

#1 TICKET HOLDER: Mr. C.M.Burns. eeeeeexcellent.

MAJOR SPONSOR: Mr. Sparkle - for best happy lucky wash use Mr. Sparkle.

[Grannyboy]

HEAD COACH:
GrannyBoy.

ASSISTANT COACH:
Inanimate Carbon Rod.

DEFENDERS:
1 Rory Laird, Defender, Adelaide.
2 James Aish, D/M, Collingwood.
3 Tom Langdon, Collingwood.
4 Marley Williams, Collingwood.

MIDFIELDERS:
5 Patrick Dangerfield, Geelong.  - CAPTAIN
6 Dion Prestia, Gold Coast. - DEPUTY VICE CAPTAIN 
7 Scott Selwood, Geelong.
8 Chris Masten, West Coast.
9 Darcy Parish, Essendon.
10 Bradley Hill, Hawthorn.

RUCKS:
11 Callum Sinclair, F/R, Sydney.

FORWARDS:
12 Dustin Martin, M/F, Richmond. - VICE CAPTAIN
13 Thomas J. Lynch, Gold Coast.
14 Charlie Dixon, Port Adelaide.
15 Josh Jenkins, Adelaide.

UTILITIES:
16 Jake Lloyd, Midfielder, Sydney.
17 Cam Ellis-Yolmen, Midfielder, Adelaide.
18 Jason Johannisen, Defender, Western Bulldogs.

INTERCHANGE BENCH:
19 Andrew Moore, Midfielder, Richmond.
20 Christian Petracca, M/F, Melbourne.
21 Jonathon Ceglar, Ruck, Hawthorn.
22 Christian Salem, Defender, Melbourne.

EMERGENCIES:
23 Darcy Lang, Forward, Geelong.
24 Zac Clarke, F/R, Fremantle.


MAGOOS:
**Sean Dempster, Defender, St. Kilda.
Michael Talia, Defender, Sydney.
Cameron O'Shea, Defender, Port Adelaide.
Claye Beams, Defender, Brisbane.
Jarmen Impey, Defender, Port Adelaide.
Jackson Nelson, Defender, West Coast.
Alex Pearce, Defender, Fremantle.
Harrison Wigg, Defender, Adelaide.
Jason Ashby, Defender, Essendon.
Kaiden Brand, Defender, Hawthorn.
**Michael Hibberd, Essendon.**SUSPENDED 2016 - Replacement Sean Dempster

Jacob Townsend, Midfielder, Richmond.
Brady Grey, Midfielder, Fremantle.
Brayden Fiorini, Midfielder, Gold Coast.
Aidyn Johnson, Midfielder, Port Adelaide.
Declan Mountford, Midfielder, North Melbourne.
Dillon Viojo-Rainbow, D/M, Carlton.
Karl Amon, F/M, Port Adelaide.


Sam Naismith, F/R, Sydney.
Jason Holmes, Ruck, St. Kilda
Jack Hannath, F/R, Fremantle.
Sam Frost, F/R, Melbourne.

Patrick Ambrose, Forward, Essendon.
Tom Boyd, Forward, Western Bulldogs.
Levi Casboult, Forward, Carlton.
James Stewart, Forward, GWS.
Blake Hardwick, Forward, Hawthorn.
Jaden McGrath, F/D, Brisbane.
Ed Langdon, F/M, Fremantle.
Malcolm Karpany, F/M, West Coast.
Mason Redman, F/M, Essendon.


Nat picks:
#2 Darcy Parish, Midfielder, Essendon.
#14 Brayden Fiorini, Midfielder, Gold Coast.
#38 Mason Redman, F/M, Essendon.
#41 Blake Hardwick, Forward, Hawthorn.

Rook picks:
#2 Ed Langdon, Forward, Fremantle.
#14 Aidyn Johnson, Forward, Port Adelaide.
#26 Declan Mountford, Midfielder, North Melbourne.

[Grannyboy]

Club, Ground and Strip Home/Away.

[Grannyboy]

Youth Draft 2013
1) Pick 7: Kyle Martin, Midfielder, Collingwood. RETIRED 2014
2) Pick 26: Mark Hutchings, Midfielder, West Coast. TRADED FOR TOM BOYD, WB.
3) Pick 39: Callum Sinclair, Ruck/Forward, West Coast.
4) Pick 58: Jack Hannath, Ruck, Fremantle.

Initial Draft 2013
1) Pick 10: Dustin Martin, Midfield/Forward, Richmond.
2) Pick 23: Scott Selwood, Midfielder, West Coast.
3) Pick 42: Michael Hibberd, Defender, Essendon.
4) Pick 55: Chris Masten, Midfielder, West Coast.
5) Pick 74: Zachary Clarke, Ruck, Fremantle.
6) Pick 87: Josh Jenkins, Forward/Ruck, Adelaide.
7) Pick 106: Jonathon Simpkin, Midfielder, Hawthorn. DELISTED 2015
8) Pick 119: Jack Gunston, Forward, Hawthorn. TRADED FOR PATRICK DANGERFIELD ADELAIDE
9) Pick 138: Cameron O'Shea, Defender, Port Adelaide.
10) Pick 151: Jack Trengove, Midfielder, Melbourne. TRADED FOR PICK NAT PICK 41 2014 DRAFT
11) Pick 170: Michael Talia, Defender, Western Bulldogs.
12) Pick 183: Aaron Hall, Forward, Gold Coast. TRADED FOR SAM BLEASE (DELISTED 2015) MELBOURNE.
13) Pick 202: Tom Nicholls, Ruck, Gold Coast. TRADED FOR CHARLIE DIXON GOLD COAST.
14) Pick 215: Marley Williams, Defender, Collingwood.
15) Pick 234: Cale Morton, Midfielder, West Coast. DELISTED 2013 - Compensation pick: Patrick Ambrose, Forward Essendon.
16) Pick 247: Anthony Miles, Midfielder, GWS. TRADED FOR JARMEN IMPEY PORT ADELAIDE FORWARD.
17) Pick 266: Billy Smedts, Defender/Forward, Geelong. DELISTED 2015
18) Pick 279: Nick Haynes, Midfielder/Forward, GWS. TRADED FOR CAM ELLIS YOLMEN ADELAIDE
19) Pick 298: Lachie Neale, Midfield, Fremantle. TRADED FOR SPENCER WHITE ST. KILDA FORWARD.
20) Pick 311: Alex Johnson, Defender, Sydney. TRADED FOR HARRISON WIGG ADELAIDE DEFENDER.
21) Pick 330: Tom Young, Defender, Western Bulldogs. DELISTED 2014
22) Pick 343: Andrew Moore, Midfielder, Port Adelaide.
23) Pick 362: Jesse O'Brien, Midfielder, Brisbane. DELISTED 2013 - Compensation Pick: Jason Holmes, Ruck, St. Kilda
24) Pick 375: Jordan Lisle, Forward, Brisbane. TRADED FOR JACKSON ALLEN (GC)
25) Pick 394: Jonathon Ceglar, Ruck, Hawthorn.
26) Pick 407: James Stewart, Forward/Defender, GWS.
27) Pick 426: Levi Casboult, Forward, Carlton.
28) Pick 439: Dylan Van Unen, Defender, Essendon. DELISTED 2014
29) Pick 458: Will Hams, Defender/Midfielder, Essendon. DELISTED 2015
30) Pick 471: Josh Mellington, Forward, Fremantle. DELISTED 2013
31) Pick 490: Sam Naismith, Ruck, Sydney.
32) Pick 503: Jacob Townsend, Midfield, GWS.
33) Pick 522: Jake Lloyd, Midfield, Sydney.
34) Pick 535: Cory Dell'Olio, Forward, Essendon. DELISTED 2014
35) Pick 554: Sam Frost, Forward, GWS.
36) Pick 567: Tim Golds, Defender, GWS. DELISTED 2015
37) Pick 586: Tom Curran, Defender/Forward, Nth Melbourne. DELISTED 2014
38) Pick 599: Jacob Brennan, Defender, West Coast. DELISTED 2014
39) Pick 618: Justin Clarke, Defender, Brisbane. DELISTED 2015

National Draft: 2013
1) Pick 5: James Aish, Midfield, Brisbane.
2) Pick 28: Malcolm Karpany, Forward, West Coast.
3) Pick 37: Alex Pearce, Defender, Fremantle.
4) Pick 60: Brady Grey, Midfield, Fremantle.

Rookie Draft: 2014
1) Pick 12: Luke Reynolds, Forward, Carlton. DELISTED 2014
2) Pick 21: Zachary O'Brien, Midfield, Brisbane. DELISTED 2015

Compensation Picks:
Patrick Ambrose, Forward, Essendon.
Jason Holmes, Ruck, St. Kilda.

Recycled Draft: 2014
Pick 1: Dion Prestia, Midfield, Gold Coast.
Pick 13: Tom J Lynch, Forward, Gold Coast.
Pick 36: Bradley Hill, Midfield, Hawthorn.
Pick 37: Rory Laird, Defender, Adelaide.
Pick 60: Jason Johannisen, Defender, Western Bulldogs.
Pick 61: Christian Salem, Midfielder, Melbourne.

National Draft 2014:
Pick 1: Christian Petracca
Pick 24: Traded for Jason Ashby
Pick 25: Dillon Viojo-Rainbow
Pick 41: Jackson Nelson
Pick 48: - Traded for Kaiden Brand

Rookie Draft 2015:
Pick 1: Tom Langdon
Pick 24: - TRADED FOR DARCY LANG

Compensation picks 2015:
Pick 25 (Kyle Martin): Alex Woodward DELISTED 2015
Pick 47 (Player short): Claye Beams

Mid-Season Draft Picks 2015:
Pick 1: Karl Amon
Pick 11: Jaden McGrath

National Draft Picks 2015:
Pick 2: Darcy Parish, Midfielder, Essendon.
Pick 14: Brayden Fiorini, Midfielder, Gold Coast.
Pick 38: Mason Redman, F/M, Essendon.
Pick 41: Blake Hardwick, Forward, Hawthorn.

Rookie Draft Picks 2015:
Pick 2: Ed Langdon, Forward, Fremantle.
Pick 14:
Pick 26:

Trade Period 1 2015:
Nick Haynes out, Cam Ellis-Yolmen in
Nat pick 26 out, Nat pick 41 in

Delisted in 2015:
Sam Blease, (M/F), Geelong.
Tim Golds, Midfielder, GWS.
Will Hams, Midfielder, Essendon.
Justin Clarke, Defender, Brisbane.
Billie Smedts, Defender, Geelong.
Jonathon Simpkin, Midfielder, Hawthorn.
Alex Woodward, Midfielder, Hawthorn.
Zac O'Brien, Midfield, Brisbane.

[Grannyboy]

Backs:
Michael Hibberd, Essendon. Cameron O'Shea, Port Adelaide. Tom Langdon, Collingwood. Nick Haynes, GWS. Marley Williams, Collingwood. Jason Johannisen, Western Bulldogs. Rory Laird, Adelaide. Jarmen Impey, Port Adelaide. Justin Clarke, Brisbane. Sam Frost, Melbourne. Billy Smedts, Geelong. Michael Talia, Western Bulldogs. Harrison Wigg, Adelaide. Jason Ashby, Essendon. Alex Pearce, Defender, Fremantle.
Malcolm Karpany, (D/F), West Coast. Kaiden Brand, (D/F), Hawthorn. Dillon Viojo-Rainbow, Carlton.

Midfielders:
Scott Selwood, West Coast. Chris Masten, West Coast. Patrick Dangerfield, Adelaide. Dion Prestia, Gold Coast. James Aish, Brisbane. Bradley Hill, Hawthorn. Andrew Moore, Port Adelaide. Jake Lloyd, Sydney. Zachary O'Brien, Brisbane. Jacob Townsend, GWS. Will Hams, Essendon. Tim Golds, GWS. Alex Woodward, Hawthorn. Darcy Lang, Geelong. Brady Grey, Fremantle. Karl Amon, Port Adelaide.
Dustin Martin, (M/F) Richmond. Jonathon Simpkin, (M/F), Hawthorn. Melbourne. Claye Beams, (M/F), Brisbane. Sam Blease, (M/F), Geelong. Christian Petracca, (M/F), Melbourne. Jackson Nelson, West Coast. Jaden McGrath (M/F) Brisbane.

Rucks:
Jonathon Ceglar, Ruck, Hawthorn. Sam Naismith, Sydney. Jason Holmes, St. Kilda.
Zac Clarke, Fremantle. (F/R), Jack Hannath, (F/R), Fremantle. Callum Sinclair, (F/R) West Coast.

Forwards:
Thomas J. Lynch, Gold Coast. Charlie Dixon, Gold Coast. Patrick Ambrose, Essendon. Josh Jenkins, Adelaide. Tom Boyd, Western Bulldogs. Spencer White, St. Kilda. Levi Casboult, Carlton. Christian Salem, Melbourne. James Stewart, GWS. Jaden McGrath, Brisbane.
Zac Clarke, Fremantle. (F/R), Jack Hannath, (F/R), Fremantle. Callum Sinclair, (F/R) West Coast.
Dustin Martin, (M/F) Richmond. Jonathon Simpkin, (M/F), Hawthorn. Melbourne. Claye Beams, (M/F), Brisbane. Sam Blease, (M/F), Geelong. Christian Petracca, (M/F), Melbourne. Jaden McGrath (M/F) Brisbane.
Malcolm Karpany, (D/F), West Coast. Kaiden Brand, (D/F), Hawthorn.

[Grannyboy]

SPRINGFIELD HONOUR BOARD

2014 BEST & FAIREST:
Dustin Martin.

2015 BEST AND FAIREST:
Patrick Dangerfield.

All American Caps:
2 Michael Hibberd, Defender. (2015)
2 Dustin Martin, Forward. (2015)
2 Patrick Dangerfield, Midfield. (2015)
1 Rory Laird, Defender (2015)

[Bill Manspeaker]