Wimbledon Fantasy & Discussion Thread

[Jay]

Genie <3

:-*

[tor01doc]

This comp will be much better next year - when I don't enter.

[Ringo]

As will I Doc only left with 2 players now.

[tor01doc]

Can't describe how disillusioned I am with this format.

Luckily I got an apologetic email from the organisers explaining why they took a lot of points from me.

Apparently they had me as having Nadal as my wildcard as well as Djokovic.

I have never had Nadal.

I told them that we all hate their competition and that we have voted to never enter again.

I hope they award me an extra 500 points as a sweetener.

Suck me Wimbledon Fantasy!

[Nige]

Poor Genie.  :(

This is too easy for Kvitova.

[tor01doc]

Do not start with the 'poor' in front of any woman tennis player.

I just heard Pommie fuzz bumping Sam whatsername say Kvitova's serve has been BRILLIANT.

So brilliant. Not good or OK or solid or even average but flowering BRILLIANT.

Lucky me. I have her as my 'serve'.

So far - FOUR aces and THREE double faults. And that is BRILLIANT?!

On Wednesday I got 39 aces and 2 doubles from Raonic. That is brilliant. Not this showerty overpaid girlie stuff.

After 2 sets, the men play for free. That's right folks. For nothing.

Cutie pants Bouchard hadn't lost a set until tonight. Gets the same prizemoney as the guys. And she has served ONE flowering ace tonight - vs 2 double faults.

Oh, thank goodness the bottle of red I destroyed has a bigger punt than she does.

End of Wimbledon Fantasy. End of me watching women's tennis ever again. End of rant.

[Nails]

Women's tennis is better for 1 reason and 1 reason alone. It's not the same 4 women winning every single flowering Grand Slam.

omg can u get any more boring?

Might as well just start men's tennis from the semi-finals. The rest play for 5-128.

[tor01doc]

[tor01doc]

Women's tennis is better for 1 reason and 1 reason alone. It's not the same 4 women winning every single flowering Grand Slam.

omg can u get any more boring?

Might as well just start men's tennis from the semi-finals. The rest play for 5-128.

Hey Nails,

I found a second reason.

[Nails]

That's not a reason for women's tennis. That's a reason for google.

[tor01doc]

I am really struggling to find a reason for women's tennis so if that doesn't count I am left with nothing.

I would coach her.

[Justin Bieber]

That link made me want to delete the comment, but then saw it was just a normal picture :P.

[tor01doc]

HP,

There is nothing wrong with a bit of respectful nakedness.

[tor01doc]

So with just one match to play the podium seems sorted.

1506 - ET Phone Home
1464 - Ace10 (not 100% sure who this is - Torpedo or GoLions?)
1327 - Ringo

1095 Powerbug and the rest are history.

I have Djokovic as my 'mind' and WC and Roger as my 'power'.

And Paula Kania as my 'serve'.  :-* - see pic above.

Good luck.

[PowerBug]

I gave up after the 2nd round. :P (or maybe it was the 3rd round?)