Birthday Scenarios.

Dudge · June 02, 2014, 11:34:22 PM

I married a mango because I needed to. Hope the missus doesn't read this :-X

Capper · June 02, 2014, 11:42:09 PM

Quote from: Dudge on June 02, 2014, 11:34:22 PM
I married a mango because I needed to. Hope the missus doesn't read this :-X

Mangoes and cream for dessert Dudge??

Capper · June 02, 2014, 11:42:49 PM

Quote from: Jukes on June 02, 2014, 11:15:14 PM
I watch sexy movies with myself and I do it every day

And as for the scenario, my horse is quite fabulous at school.

Gold Jukes

Dudge · June 03, 2014, 12:11:37 AM

Quote from: tabs on June 02, 2014, 11:42:09 PM
Quote from: Dudge on June 02, 2014, 11:34:22 PM
I married a mango because I needed to. Hope the missus doesn't read this :-X
Mangoes and cream for dessert Dudge??

Does sound nice :D

Ringo · June 03, 2014, 08:56:31 AM

I want to be an ant and proud of it.
(Doesn't quite ring out for me although ants like climbing legs)

Kellogscrunchynut · June 03, 2014, 10:19:07 AM

I married myself because I needed to ...

Dudge · June 03, 2014, 11:00:16 AM

Quote from: Kellogscrunchynut on June 03, 2014, 10:19:07 AM
I married myself because I needed to ...

Pregnant???

Master Q · June 03, 2014, 04:45:25 PM

I rape an ant because its my hobby

Quote from: Dudge on June 03, 2014, 11:00:16 AM
Quote from: Kellogscrunchynut on June 03, 2014, 10:19:07 AM
I married myself because I needed to ...

Pregnant???

Twins

nrich102 · June 03, 2014, 04:51:41 PM

I licked a cow because I love being naked :-X

Dudge · June 03, 2014, 04:54:47 PM

Quote from: nrich102 on June 03, 2014, 04:51:41 PM
I licked a cow because I love being naked :-X

udder filth

DazBurg · June 03, 2014, 09:11:50 PM

i lick a monkey because i love being naked
lol