Birthday Scenarios.

[Nige]

Saw this on Facebook, thought it was good for a laugh.  ;D



Pick your birth month, birth date and shirt colour to form a sentence.



For example, mine is: I rape a duck and I'm proud of it.

Cue the nonsensical madness!  8)

[Vinny]

I love kissing an alien because I'm horny. :o

[Capper]

i married my classmates because i love being naked??

Did i marry multiple people or am i a naked priest??

[Justin Bieber]

STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER! Tabs is a pedo :-X.

I love kissing a door because I'm horny.... But the door is suggestive :-X.

[LF]

I watched sexy movies with a butterfly because I needed to

[kilbluff1985]

wtf

i was kidnapped by

a toilet

because i love being naked

[Vinny]

I watched sexy movies with a butterfly because I needed to

If that's what you feel you need to do LF, we won't judge you. :P

[Grazz]

I watched sexy movies with a butterfly because I needed to

Dave rubbing off on you mate. :P


I killed a toilet because im horny.  :-\

[LF]

I watched sexy movies with a butterfly because I needed to

Dave rubbing off on you mate. :P


I killed a toilet because im horny.  :-\

Hmm more like he is rubbing off on you Grazz :P

[Justin Bieber]

I killed a toilet because im horny.  :-\

Did the toilet not want you to put anything in it?!

[GoLions]

I love shaving a mango because I love being naked

[Jukes]

I watch sexy movies with myself and I do it every day

And as for the scenario, my horse is quite fabulous at school.

[GoLions]

I watch sexy movies with myself and I do it every day

And as for the scenario, my horse is quite fabulous at school.

hahaha

[Capper]

I watched sexy movies with a butterfly because I needed to

Dave rubbing off on you mate. :P


I killed a toilet because im horny.  :-\

Hmm more like he is rubbing off on you Grazz :P

have to agree with LF, Grazz

Luckily there wasnt a gumball machine or dog in the toilet with you

[Grazz]

I watched sexy movies with a butterfly because I needed to

Dave rubbing off on you mate. :P


I killed a toilet because im horny.  :-\

Hmm more like he is rubbing off on you Grazz :P

Haha who would of known id get that one.

I killed a toilet because im horny.  :-\

Did the toilet not want you to put anything in it?!

To much man for the toilet mate bahahaha.

I watched sexy movies with a butterfly because I needed to

Dave rubbing off on you mate. :P


I killed a toilet because im horny.  :-\

Hmm more like he is rubbing off on you Grazz :P

have to agree with LF, Grazz

Luckily there wasnt a gumball machine or dog in the toilet with you

Nuh thats Daves territory mate, wont go there. ;)