The Elxam Awards 2014: Personality of the Year - Voting Now Open!

[Nige]

See, clearly I'm a genuine contender for this. The competition has to belittle me and talk me down because they think that's how they'll win votes.

A vote for me is a vote for anyone who has been a victim of being ganged up on or bullying.  :)

[LF]

Your mumma's so fat when she tried to vote for me in personality of the year on her touch screen phone she voted for 5 people at once.

Hahaha you are crazy man.

Exactly...

Vote 1 for Nigel and his sanity.  8)

Yep vote 1 for tabs :P

Oi, don't hijack my campaign.  >:(

I meant tabs, of course.  ;)

[kilbluff1985]

See, clearly I'm a genuine contender for this. The competition has to belittle me and talk me down because they think that's how they'll win votes.

A vote for me is a vote for anyone who has been a victim of being ganged up on or bullying.  :)

Vinny #1

[Nails]

I've met Nige in real life. Therefore I can formally tell you I'm a better bloke ;) loveyounigei'mjustmessingohanddontreallyloveyou

[LaHug]

Remember, kids. A vote for LaHug is a vote for freedom. It's a vote for a better world.

[Noz]

Remember kids, A vote for Noz is a vote for captivity. It's a vote for a better world.

[LaHug]

Remember kids, A vote for Noz is a vote for captivity. It's a vote for a better world.

You make it sound so appealing!

[Noz]

Remember kids, A vote for Noz is a vote for captivity. It's a vote for a better world.

You make it sound so appealing!

Locked up 23 hours of the day so you don't get sunburn or have to deal with annoying young hooligans and idiotic people. Just you and 20 others around your same age locked in a 20 by 20 cell. Given 30 minutes to go toilet and 30 minutes to exercise per day

Given 1 loaf of bread to share between each cell so you don't get fat. Staying healthy is very important.

Given 1 glass of water a day to make sure we don't enter a draught

I believe we all want to vote for me now

[Nige]

I've met Nige in real life. Therefore I can formally tell you I'm a better bloke ;) loveyounigei'mjustmessingohanddontreallyloveyou

I've met Nails in real life. Therefore I can formally tell you I'm a better bloke.

[elephants]

Ele should of made the preliminary list so ill nominate Ele.

Thanks maaaate!



Have less than a third as many votes as last year...

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!?

[LF]

Look at all you politicians here trying to buy votes
Don't fall for it people they'll get your votes and then turn around and screw you over
BEWARE
:P

[elephants]

Look at all you politicians here trying to buy votes
Don't fall for it people they'll get your votes and then turn around and screw you over
BEWARE
:P

lol, vote for me and there'll be no cuts to education funding!

[Noz]

Vote for me and I'll tax 80% of your yearly earnings

[Justin Bieber]

Look at all you politicians here trying to buy votes
Don't fall for it people they'll get your votes and then turn around and screw you over
BEWARE
:P

I screw them over either way, but if they vote for me, I may screw with them a little less ;).

[Vinny]

Thanks KB ;)