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[RaisyDaisy]

LOL  ;D

[WXV Media]

LOL  ;D

We as the media are right on it! What can we say RD?

[WXV Media]

HUGE DEVELOPMENT!




Huge news as a report has risen about Dublin Coach Holz, spying on a Rio training session. The above message was sent to the assistant coach but we managed to hack his phone. Holz and the rest of the Dublin team arrived in Rio today ahead of their blockbuster and match of the round this weekend. Holz obviously desperate to get a leg up has resorted to spying.





Well you can't argue with that!

[Levi434]

Really Holz? Come on...

[Holz]

Fake news

I was at a north training session talking to goldy.

This media person needs better sources

[WXV Media]

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The image below shows the whereabouts of Vinny! We were able to retain this image by helicoptering in and snapping it without him knowing. We chose not to rescue him because why should we?



Clearly Vinny is in a tough situation and most likely doesn't have reception. Now we can finally put to bed the 404 rumours.

Well you can't argue with that!

[WXV Media]

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There has been a notable omission in recent weeks within WXV. That is of course the great meow meow. He has officially gone cold. The top banterer title going to Adamant and Holz. meow meow was once the only one with shoulders big enough to carry the entire WXV banter but it seems his time has come to an end.



No doubt part of this was the fact that the only SC God Gary Ablett got injured.



Well you can't argue with that!

[elephants]

Really liked WXV Media's work until he said Holz was one of the kings of banter. Disgusting call

[GoLions]

Really liked WXV Media's work until he said Holz was one of the kings of banter. Disgusting call

[Holz]

Really liked WXV Media's work until he said Holz was one of the kings of banter. Disgusting call

Got to agree with ele

"One of the kings" really

I am The Emperor of Banter.

[elephants]

Really liked WXV Media's work until he said Holz was one of the kings of banter. Disgusting call

Got to agree with ele

"One of the kings" really

I am The Emperor of Banter.

I think Princess of Pie has a better ring to it

[Ricochet]

Really liked WXV Media's work until he said Holz was one of the kings of banter. Disgusting call

Got to agree with ele

"One of the kings" really

I am The Emperor of Banter.

I think Princess of Pie has a better ring to it

;D ;D

[WXV Media]

HUGE DEVELOPMENT!


Purple 77 today has announced a blockbuster deal worth in excess of 500 million dollars! The deal will officially keep the WXV Grand Final at the MCG until 2057.



The so-called home of WXV has only held 2 games in the past year and many fans are questioning if Purple 77 has gone senile with this decision. Purple spoke to the media recently to address the concerns of the fans.



The WXV CEO, President and Admin addressed these concerns as "harmful to the integrity" and "unaccountable." He went on to say that this is a tradition that will remain forever and other states can shove it. Purple abruptly finished the TV interview with "There will be no further comments." Before storming off.

Well you can't argue with that!

[Purple 77]

I think I come across very well

[WXV Media]

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Mexico Coach JROO8 powered off at the ill discipline of his few decent players.




Both Jack Graham and Lachie Hunter have been suspended for 1 game following their despicable outbreaks on the weekend. With Jroo very disappointed in his players, shaming them at their team interview this morning.



Well you can't argue with that!