WXV Discussion

[Levi434]

WXV Thoughts
Part 6 of 6

Disclaimer: Once again Levi takes no responsibility for any feelings hurt.

Seoul Magpies:

- "The quietest arrogant team going around."

- "I saw JBs-Hawks at a grocery store in Adelaide yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly."

- "How many teams will be pecked by magpies this year?"

- "The Zac Snyder of Worlds?"

- "Does JB even have a Seoul?"


Tokyo Samurai:

- "I wonder if some point in this team's history they can actually do something so I can come up with a Decent question."

- "Will they ever become relevant?"

- "Tim Smith, Bayley Fritsch and Round 1, 2016. I have nothing nice to say about this team."

- "Surprised many during the off-season, with at least 4 days of activity, if not 5."

- ".......Bueller.......


Toronto Wolves:

- "Scary if starting team fires, but may lack the depth if some injuries hit to key stars. Like a pack of wolves. Strong together, but if a few of the top dogs fall in form (NicNat, Pendles, Blakely, Macrae), they may get ravaged."

- "The kind of team in a zombie apocalypse that sneaks on top of a rooftop with you at the last second, and shoots you in the face to live another week."

- "Probably needed to be more active in the trade period, still some weaknesses to their list."

- "Being nice, when knowing they're gonna shower over the comp in 2k18"

- "Now usually I don't do this but uh
Go head' on and break 'em off wit a lil' previews of the remix

No I'm not gonna trade with you
Because your demands are pretty crude
And we can't do a 4-for-2
Since that damn cap impedes you
So why you all up in my grill
With some players you wanna sell
You must be a WXVs coach
The way you posting them deals

So Ada give me your captain
Let me give you that sweetener
Runnin' his offers through my PMs
Sweating on Trade 24
While they saying in the thread

It's the WXVs trading season
Trades fresh out the kitchen
Ada posting them trades
Got every coach in here wishin'
That they had his team
Like they livin' the dream
It's the trade season baby
I'm about to get deals done

Okay, so that lst bit starting from "Now usually" is for Toronto Wolves
Apologies for the mess and confusion haha"

[Nige]

"Okay, so that lst bit starting from "Now usually" is for Toronto Wolves
Apologies for the mess and confusion haha""

GOD DAMN IT LEVI.

[RaisyDaisy]

 "I'm Hellopplz, and this is my WXVs team. I coach here with my old friend and lifelong buddy, DazBurg. Everyone in our team has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 7 years - you never know what is gonna come into your inbox."

Absolute quality  ;D

Props to whoever my fellow Pawn Stars fan is  8)

[Nige]

"I'm Hellopplz, and this is my WXVs team. I coach here with my old friend and lifelong buddy, DazBurg. Everyone in our team has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 7 years - you never know what is gonna come into your inbox."

Absolute quality  ;D

Props to whoever my fellow Pawn Stars fan is  8)

8)

[Adamant]

Very good!

[GoLions]

Definitely showertard. Why do you think I got Aaron 'Docherty' Mullett?

[Holz]

in light of Nige's comment, new year new motto

Dublin - The Nightmare That Never Ends

[meow meow]

^ You could just quit if having such a pie team is giving you nightmares.

[Ricochet]

new year, new motto, still pie

[Holz]

^ You could just quit if having such a pie team is giving you nightmares.

Its not me who is having the nightmare its Nige/other coaches

and

new year, new motto, still pie

Yep new year, new motto, still PremIErs

[Levi434]

Yesterday was really nice with the chat on discord and the thoughts going up. We should have more hang out and chat times like that. Hanging with you lads is great fun! We've got some real great personalities around these parts. Plus I'd do anything to get away from my crazy ex-wife Madeline...

[Purple 77]

Yesterday was really nice with the chat on discord and the thoughts going up. We should have more hang out and chat times like that. Hanging with you lads is great fun! We've got some real great personalities around these parts. Plus I'd do anything to get away from my crazy ex-wife Madeline...

[GoLions]

Yesterday was really nice with the chat on discord and the thoughts going up. We should have more hang out and chat times like that. Hanging with you lads is great fun! We've got some real great personalities around these parts. Plus I'd do anything to get away from my crazy ex-wife Madeline...

I wonder if your crazy ex-wives are the same person or just a coincidence

[Purple 77]

Yesterday was really nice with the chat on discord and the thoughts going up. We should have more hang out and chat times like that. Hanging with you lads is great fun! We've got some real great personalities around these parts. Plus I'd do anything to get away from my crazy ex-wife Madeline...

I wonder if your crazy ex-wives are the same person or just a coincidence

ha

[Levi434]

It's time for a quick scorecheck as to how the offseason WXV SC is tracking: