WXV Discussion

[Levi434]

WXV Thoughts
Part 2 of 6

Disclaimer: Once again Levi takes no responsibility for any feelings hurt.

Cairo Sands:

- "Worst co-coaches in the competition hands down."

- "Has the coach been unlucky or is he just not very good?"

- "Midfielders maketh the Mumford. Now the Sands have neither."

- "When will the heads came out of the sands?"

- "At what point do they realise they dont have a ruck?"


Cape Town Cobras:

- "Infrequent reminder that Dave's first year in charge resulted in Kate Upton losing the African Cup for the first time."

- "Pittard or showertard? Can he return to form?"

- "Chumps is fiery that GoLoins has ruined his previously trade-cheating-enhanced squad."

- "I feel like the players are dogged by the coach."

- "Griffiths a huge blow to their finals aspirations for 2018."


Christchurch Saints:

- "Will Ryan Griffen finally prove he is better than Dayne Zorko? #compo"

- "Is there such a thing as club loyalty for players anymore?!
Although Meow does live by the motto, go hard or go home. Bold strategist, which didn't pay off year 1, but could it this year? Doubt it :P."

- "Will they have enough walking frames to get 15 players out on the park each week and how will the first Grand Father, Grand Son combo of Sandi Darcy work. That sad moment when your nickname is 211 and people think its because of your age not your height."

- "When will this compo thing go away?"

- "I wonder if meow has a Luke Parker blow-up doll?"

[Purple 77]

These are fantastic.

And Worlds goes BANG at Cairo :P

[Nige]

Taking shots at Cairo is like kicking a puppy. You monsters!

[meow meow]

- "Will Ryan Griffen finally prove he is better than Dayne Zorko? #compo"
421 average coming up this year.

- "Is there such a thing as club loyalty for players anymore?!
Although Meow does live by the motto, go hard or go home. Bold strategist, which didn't pay off year 1, but could it this year? Doubt it :P."
Gibbs, Sandi... Griff. Need to get Higgins back somehow.
I was playing the long game and it kind of did pay off in year 1. Might not have instantly reaped the rewards but getting McLean, Steele, Andrews, Lever, ANB and DVR and cashing them in for guns after a couple of years is mostly paying off. Plus the Champs League trophy.


- "Will they have enough walking frames to get 15 players out on the park each week and how will the first Grand Father, Grand Son combo of Sandi Darcy work. That sad moment when your nickname is 211 and people think its because of your age not your height."
Mason Cox isn't that old, plus he doesn't play for 'Church anymore.
Sandi will only last 5 weeks and Sean will average 105 from that point onwards.

- "When will this compo thing go away?"
When I get it!

- "I wonder if meow has a Luke Parker blow-up doll?"
Tell me where I can get one. NOW.

[Levi434]

WXV Thoughts
Part 3 of 6

Disclaimer: Once again Levi takes no responsibility for any feelings hurt.

Dublin Destroyers:

- "When will Holz admit that Todd Goldstein is a B grader?"

- "Birchall, Goldstein, Deledio, Crows mids with Gibbs coming in. Severe lack of backline and midfield depth. We know that the coach will be as confident as ever, but will they be in for a rude awakening in 2018?"

- "Turns out Destroyers can still navigate with no depth below."

- "Overrated. Apart from the midfield they are a very average side."

- "Holy shower. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the flowering flower are they winning? This can't be happening. I'm having a flowering breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Purple 77 to be president and fix this broken competition. I cannot flowering deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought Dublin was supposed to eventually decline???? This is so flowered."


London Royals:

- "Hmmm :-\ It's gonna be a long couple of years"

- "Which Christchurch "Ruck" will be on this list next year?"

- "Dane Rampe for Shaun Burgoyne and James Cousins was an interesting trade for a team looking to rebuild, will it pay off?"

- "I'm willing to pay the ransom on Jack HigGOAT, I'll do anything you want, just don't hurt my baby."

- "If you can name 2 players from their stating XV that's an achievement."


Mexico City Suns:

- "Ignores trade offers, gets back to you after they traded the player, feels sad, they act nice and you're all good again. Repeat."

- "I'd be surprised if this Weitering-led side are anything but cellar dwellers for the next decade."

- "Dat moment when Worlds isn't as fun when you're no longer winning."

- "Huge rebuild taking place, have they gone about it the right way though...?

- "Is that seriously an attempt at a rebuild?"

[RaisyDaisy]

Geez Mexico got brutalised!

This one made me LMAO "If you can name 2 players from their stating XV that's an achievement."  ;D

[Levi434]

WXV Thoughts
Part 4 of 6

Disclaimer: Once again Levi takes no responsibility for any feelings hurt.

Moscow Spetsnaz:

- "Kreuzer, Scharenberg, now Docherty. What do they feed their knees in Russia?

- "At what point in the season do Moscow regret moving on NN, JOM and going with Kreuz, Round 1 or can it last to Round 2?"

- "They should stop making excuses about their injuries."

- "Can the Spetsnaz stave off all forces this year?"

- "my dad owns a worlds team

i make more money in 1 min than you do in your life lol

i walk into the discord and people stop typing and clap

flower you for being to selfish to help me

and i was going to pay you lol

2 bad now

i guess you dont get any of ur precous money"


New Delhi Tigers:

- "Premiership Favourites alongside Seoul, but if Stef and Lion rucks underperform, could hurt them into the season. Could this become #NoStefiNoDehli ?"

- "The biggest luck pot going around."

- "Will Purp allow for Sam Menegola's touches in the VFL to count for WXV points?
Will they be the first team in WXV history to both get Mac'd and Crouched"

- "How many trades have NDT won by a mile?"

- "I preferred Nude Ele."


New York Revolution:

- "Hanley, Hurn, Tarrant, Henderson, Lewis, Greenwood, Douglas, Ryder, JJK, Roughy, Betts - boy o boy, loving the future prospects of this mob!"

Are they contending for a premiership or planning for the future? they don't seem to be doing either particularly well."

- "Have neglected youth for the past few seasons to stay in the top 4-8 conversation and it didn't pay off. They've now sacrificed their firepower to finally bring in some kids."

- "If you fold their list with Mexico they would still comfortably finish last. Especially without Libba."

- "What the flower did you just flowering say about me, you little dog? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Simpson-Worsfold school of coaching, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on various WXV teams, and I have over 300 confirmed trades. I am trained in WXVs coaching and I’m the top coach in the World XVs competition. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the flower out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my flowering words. You think you can get away with saying that shower to me over the Internet? Think again, flowerer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re flowering dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can outcoach you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my basic knowledge. Not only am I extensively trained in WXVs coaching, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shower. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flowering tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re flowering dead, kiddo."

- "I thought Trump was delusional. The NY coaches arguably just as bad."

[RaisyDaisy]

What the hell is that massive slab of gibberish?  :o

As for the other comments, probably made by coaches who will finish below us anyway :P

[Nige]

What the hell is that massive slab of gibberish?  :o

Supposedly a recorded New York co-coach outburst according to sources. :o

[Levi434]

WXV Thoughts
Part 5 of 6

Disclaimer: Once again Levi takes no responsibility for any feelings hurt.

Pacific Islanders:

- "Team: I'll give you the Earth for Bont, Pacific: Naaaaaah I don't think so."

- "Needs something added. Like your best player."

- "If Jed Lamb is their best player by season's end, we should close down WXVs and all delete our accounts."

- "My bold prediction of the year: Jed Lamb to lead the Islanders to a flag in 2018. Whether it's a WXVs premiership flag, or a red and yellow beach flag, who knows."

- "If this was World XIII's they would be the Premiership favourites. D3-D4, M4-M6 and F3-F4 amongst the worst in the comp."


PNL Reindeers:

- "Sons of Purple, of WXVs. My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! The year may come, when the stubbornness of PNL fails, when they forsake their list and break all bonds of fellowship by trading one of their young players away, but it is not this year! An hour of wolves and shattered reindeers when the age of PNL comes crashing down! But it is not this year! This year they hold their trades! By all those on their list that they hold dear in this good comp, i bid you, stand, reindeers of the west!"

- "We are nice and fair, we just like winning trades."

- "How will the reindeers pull up after their Hectic Christmas schedule?"

- "I remember when PNL had a list to compete with Berlin. Lol, jk, they never did."

- "I'm Hellopplz, and this is my WXVs team. I coach here with my old friend and lifelong buddy, DazBurg. Everyone in our team has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 7 years - you never know what is gonna come into your inbox."


Rio de Janeiro Jaguars:

- "Have made a complete overhaul of their list in search of sustained success and now have an abundance of quality youth. I think they will surprise a few next year."

- "Would like to see a bit more involvement from their head coach in 2018, some people would kill for a WXVs coaching position."

- "Is Levi actually Ben Jacobs?"

- "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Levi434. His humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Levi’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Levi434 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Levi’s existential catchphrase “#whobetterthanbenjacobs” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Levi434’s genius wit unfolds itself in WXVs threads. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, Levi DOES have a Ben Jacobs tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kids.

- "Probably the most risk taken by former Premiers trusting in a vast amount of youth... In for the long term."

[Purple 77]

PNL Reindeers:

- "Sons of Purple, of WXVs. My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! The year may come, when the stubbornness of PNL fails, when they forsake their list and break all bonds of fellowship by trading one of their young players away, but it is not this year! An hour of wolves and shattered reindeers when the age of PNL comes crashing down! But it is not this year! This year they hold their trades! By all those on their list that they hold dear in this good comp, i bid you, stand, reindeers of the west!"

Close the forum down, because anything posted from now on will just take it downhill.

That was an amazing comment haha

[Levi434]

Yeah nice Levi. These are a great read! :)

[Purple 77]

For those who weren't online at the time, some quality commentary/reactions on Discord that you should read :P

[Purple 77]

Yeah nice Levi. These are a great read! :)

The highlight of the off-season!

[GoLions]

That coach knows XIII is 13, and not 8, yeah?