Kitchen Disasters

[Windigo]

When I was younger I decided I'd make some cheese toast melts.

I put sliced cheese & bread in the toaster.  :-X

[DazBurg]

My kitchen mistakes are usually on purpose.... Screw up two or three times in one go, and somebody else will do it for you.

I tried making pancakes, couldn't fry them properly, mum ended up doing it for me :P. Another time a friend's mother made me help her make some curry and stuff. Think I burnt myself 3 or so times in space of 20 minutes. Fair to say, she never asked me to help her cook again :P. It may sting for a bit, but the payoff is good 8).

LOL love it Dom

[strikes91]

only 1 problem so far. microwaving a bit of spag bog from night before. it was in a bowl that had a metal frame/strip around the outside of it, anyway i have no idea why but the bowl blew up inside blew the door of the microwave and spat my spaghetti all over the bench top and floor. was disapointing. had to settle for mi goreng and a new microwave

[kilbluff1985]

damn that would have been heart breaking i love spaghetti 

[Bill Manspeaker]

was just thinking that KB. the mess wouldn't worry me too much... the lost spag bol on the other hand..:(

[specky92]

I burnt my toast.  :'(

[CrowsFan]

Actually here is a disaster from Christmas 2012. We had people round for dinner a few nights before christmas and I was making mango framingtons (a cross between lamingtons and friands). So I had made the actual cake part and had them all cooling on the bench. All I had to do was slice them, put mango in them and cover in coconut. So I went out of the kitchen and come back to discover the dog up on the bench munching away. She had probably eaten about half before I caught her, but luckily there was still enough left over for everyone :)

[Nails]

lol.

I was thinking about starting a thread like this around the same time you actually made this thread. I was inspired by my chicken kievs thread but cbf

I don't have issues in the kitchen #prochef

[nrich102]

My brother dared me to put a minter wrapper ore something like that in the microwave. 7 year old me did it ;D

[Master Q]

lol.

I was thinking about starting a thread like this around the same time you actually made this thread. I was inspired by my chicken kievs thread but cbf

I don't have issues in the kitchen #prochef

I don't have issues in the kitchen either #dontgonearthatplace #whatiscooking

[strikes91]

lol.

I was thinking about starting a thread like this around the same time you actually made this thread. I was inspired by my chicken kievs thread but cbf

I don't have issues in the kitchen #prochef

cook kievs in foil for ultimate results. garlic stays in its guts

[tor01doc]

A rather overly ambitious friend tried 'bird-in-bird-in-bird'.

You stuff a small bird (?quail) into a medium bird (? pigeon) into a larger bird (chicken) and cook.

The result was a burnt chicken, a warm pigeon and a raw quail.

Nearly spewed as she doggedly persisted in serving it.

[Nails]

Sounds like a lame version of terducken

Turducken is a dish consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, which is in turn stuffed into a deboned turkey

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken

IDK where he got his weaksauce dish from.

[CrowsFan]

Or a tur-turkey-key, which is a small turkey stuffed inside a bigger turkey

[Capper]

When i was younger I was clever enough to try and do what Mum did and put my hand over the top of a knife whilst cutting a sandwich. Problem was that i had the knife upside down and cut my hand. My stitches luckily