Kitchen Disasters

[Grazz]

Sounds like a lame version of terducken

Turducken is a dish consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, which is in turn stuffed into a deboned turkey

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken

IDK where he got his weaksauce dish from.

My Auntie used to put a Quail in the chicken Nails.

[LaHug]

Technically wasn't in the kitchen, but I broke my little toe running from the family room to the kitchen when the oven beeped to tell me my dinner was ready. I ran past a chair but managed to kick my toe right into it. Couldn't wear proper shoes for a while but it meant I got to wear Dunlop Volleys to school and cadet camp (winning).

[Nails]

Sounds like a lame version of terducken

Turducken is a dish consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, which is in turn stuffed into a deboned turkey

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken

IDK where he got his weaksauce dish from.

My Auntie used to put a Quail in the chicken Nails.

Whole stuffed camel is claimed to be a traditional Bedouin wedding dish, served at the weddings of sheikhs and of their family members. Like turducken, which is a recipe consisting of birds stuffed with birds and which has become popular in North America, a whole stuffed camel is a culinary delicacy composed of a medium-sized camel stuffed with a sheep or a lamb stuffed with other ingredients.

[jobe#4]

1. the recipe said 100 ml of water for scones I did a litre..
2. putting 2 shakes of pepper into a quiche...some barbie turned the cap so half the pepper came pouring out.
3. a mate threw his pizza in the air, like the pros do, landed on the floor and he kept using it.
4. mate was "cooking" onions for 5 minutes until he realised the stove wasn't on

[elephants]

My mate put a cold pizza (while still in its box) in the oven to 'keep it warm'.

We were obviously a few beers in haha, at least his smoke alarm works!

[Kellogscrunchynut]

1. the recipe said 100 ml of water for scones I did a litre..
2. putting 2 shakes of pepper into a quiche...some barbie turned the cap so half the pepper came pouring out.
3. a mate threw his pizza in the air, like the pros do, landed on the floor and he kept using it.
4. mate was "cooking" onions for 5 minutes until he realised the stove wasn't on

I think I may have been responsible for that first one, classic year 9 cooking.

[Capper]

I somehow managed to burn something in the microwave once.  :o

a lady at work nucked a party pie in a microwave for 30 minutes, cleared the office via the firestairs

[Grazz]

To many to name.

[Jukes]

Still have a scar right across my thumb from touching a metal part of the oven while taking out my pizza a couple years ago

shower hurt for flowering weeks

At least the pizza was good doe

[GoLions]

Still have a scar right across my thumb from touching a metal part of the oven while taking out my pizza a couple years ago

shower hurt for flowering weeks

At least the pizza was good doe

That's all that matters

[Dudge]

Still have a scar right across my thumb from touching a metal part of the oven while taking out my pizza a couple years ago

shower hurt for flowering weeks

At least the pizza was good doe

Finger Licking good

[LaHug]

Still have a scar right across my thumb from touching a metal part of the oven while taking out my pizza a couple years ago

shower hurt for flowering weeks

At least the pizza was good dough

Well you wouldn't want to make it out of the bad stuff!

[jobe#4]

1. the recipe said 100 ml of water for scones I did a litre..
2. putting 2 shakes of pepper into a quiche...some barbie turned the cap so half the pepper came pouring out.
3. a mate threw his pizza in the air, like the pros do, landed on the floor and he kept using it.
4. mate was "cooking" onions for 5 minutes until he realised the stove wasn't on

I think I may have been responsible for that first one, classic year 9 cooking.

that was classic..Mrs. Wood was gonna hit me

[Kellogscrunchynut]

1. the recipe said 100 ml of water for scones I did a litre..
2. putting 2 shakes of pepper into a quiche...some barbie turned the cap so half the pepper came pouring out.
3. a mate threw his pizza in the air, like the pros do, landed on the floor and he kept using it.
4. mate was "cooking" onions for 5 minutes until he realised the stove wasn't on

I think I may have been responsible for that first one, classic year 9 cooking.

that was classic..Mrs. Wood was gonna hit me

Was number 4 KDM?

[jobe#4]

1. the recipe said 100 ml of water for scones I did a litre..
2. putting 2 shakes of pepper into a quiche...some barbie turned the cap so half the pepper came pouring out.
3. a mate threw his pizza in the air, like the pros do, landed on the floor and he kept using it.
4. mate was "cooking" onions for 5 minutes until he realised the stove wasn't on

I think I may have been responsible for that first one, classic year 9 cooking.

that was classic..Mrs. Wood was gonna hit me

Was number 4 KDM?

yeah