If inanimate objects had personalities, who would be the biggest a-hole?

Started by Nige, January 09, 2014, 03:10:14 PM

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Vinny

Hahahaha yes there is nothing worse, NOTHING. Or when you dominate for the whole match and have like 10 shots and miss and then they go have one and score.

Noz


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Noz

Oh maybe a chair.

"Oh you want to sit on me well flower you sit on the floor you prick"

The chair then sits on you

tor01doc


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Quote from: Noz on January 10, 2014, 12:17:45 AM
Oh maybe a chair.

"Oh you want to sit on me well flower you sit on the floor you prick"

The chair then sits on you
Chairs would be perverts I reckon. They'd just be like "oh yeah baby give me that ass ohhh yisss put it right on my face yeah you like that you dirty little piece of shower"

Justin Bieber


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Quote from: GoLions16 on January 10, 2014, 12:26:47 AM
Quote from: Noz on January 10, 2014, 12:17:45 AM
Oh maybe a chair.

"Oh you want to sit on me well flower you sit on the floor you prick"

The chair then sits on you
Chairs would be perverts I reckon. They'd just be like "oh yeah baby give me that ass ohhh yisss put it right on my face yeah you like that you dirty little piece of shower"

Haha
Only you could think of something like this about a chair :P

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Vinny


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Noz

A shower tap

"Oh babe i sure do love making you wet mmhmm thats right clean your body make it nice and fresh"


GoLions

basically anything that touches your body or sees your genitalia on a regular basis

Noz