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Started by Ringo, January 09, 2014, 02:00:38 PM

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T Dog

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right

Oprah Winfrey


T Dog

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

James Agate

Ringo

"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right." Oprah Winfrey


T Dog

"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to."

P.J. O'Roruke


Ringo

"The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances."

Aristotle


T Dog

'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.

Jimmy Fallon


T Dog

#411
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Anon

Ringo

The quote that goes with the above:

" I am a very responsible person, every time something goes wrong I'm responsible"  Anon

and also love this one from Teddy Roesevelt

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month."


T Dog

I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.

Anon

T Dog

Why do people say "no offense" right before they're about to offend you?

Anon



nrich102

Quote from: T Dog on January 07, 2015, 10:21:14 AM
Why do people say no offense right before they
The suspense  :o

T Dog

Quote from: nrich102 on January 07, 2015, 10:22:28 AM
Quote from: T Dog on January 07, 2015, 10:21:14 AM
Why do people say no offense right before they
The suspense  :o

cut and paste issue really builds up the crowds tension   ;D

T Dog

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

Paul Lynde


T Dog

I have learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

Maya Angelou

Bill Manspeaker

Not everybody lives, but everybody dies.

- Kingston Falls

(and no doubt a lot of people but KF for me :P) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4MeLrB414IY