Quote of the Day

[T Dog]

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Bill McGlashen

[T Dog]

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Marilyn Monroe

[T Dog]

You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'

Anon

[T Dog]

 I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

[T Dog]

Don't get too comfortable with the past. It's just waiting for the right moment to move on.

- Susan Gale

[T Dog]

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

Anon

[T Dog]

“Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may start a winning game.”

― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

[Ringo]

It is Martin Luther King here today so I thought I would throw in a MLK quote

"The Reason I can't follow the old eye-for-an-eye philosophy is that it ends up leaving everyne blind"

[T Dog]

I NEVER SAID HALF THE CRAP PEOPLE SAY I DID

A. Einstein

[T Dog]

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

Anon

[T Dog]

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Rodney Dangerfield

[T Dog]

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting.

Mark Twain

[T Dog]

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

- Lou Holtz

[T Dog]

People change and forget to tell each other.

Lillian Hellman

[T Dog]

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

Anonymous