Elxam Awards: The Trevor Marmalade Award

[Justin Bieber]

This award goes out to the funniest comment that was said this season. Going to go through the large thread later tonight, but feel free to dig up some classics you remember and mention them here!


Ziplock on Morris

I was more thinking for bench cover. At least you know he will always be there.

So will herpes.

Doesn't  mean I'm going to go paying for it.

Tabs on Ablett's Back

well he is single now, so we cant blame him

Tbag on Jukes

Outcome, Jukes lives in Cambodia where 2/3 people don't have internet access ;)

Teejay on Boomz/Tredrea

This thread is hilariously sad.

You have a giant knob with arms and legs as your display picture. Thats whats sad

Football Factory on Whatlez

Why would you want to downgrade to a player who will cat about 250k?

Manbearpig on scrads?

Pretty gay if Pedo is the ONLY B/R. The only point of him being one is you can pick him in both spots or maybe at a stretch DPP trade.

Do you think we may be able to be extra flexible with our DPP next year ? Last year it was only 1 for 1 swaps but maybe we will be able to do 3-ways ?
*summarise* for instance, by dpp using nic nat, broughton and pederson in a threeway?

I really like the idea of a 3-way, but not involving Pedersen, NicNat and Broughton...

Chelskiman on Richmond

Yeah, I'm not the best SC'er either, but I'm going to play.  We're all Tiger supporters anyway, so we will all probably tie for 9th.  :-[

Ossie on St Kilda

Goddard one of the few not in line to be suspended, yeah, still a lock

Yep Ossie, I get that he won't be suspended, I was really more wondering on the mental effect of the club going to shower all around him.

Scored ok at St. Kilda  :P

colliwobbles on (zorkos name?)
is wright cheaper than ZORKO - get some ZORK on your FORK

CrowsFan on tbagrocks

Helped by a SJ and Nic omitions from round one. A Walker, Rocky, Wright, Dusty starting four seems totally feasible now, depends where I want Cox

In and around your mouth? :P

Lol you guys just talk about what you talk about on chat lol ::)

I would like to see if Elephants really uses a trunk to type on the keyboard :P

thats not his trunk  ::)

I'll have a xxxx Gold barman but no Roughhead this time because over the Hille out West there is Hale when I stopped for a Hudson McBean coffee with the Brogans who were drinking Baileys down the Hall trying to get there Witts about themselves, so I am getting a Lever to pry myself to leave for the Simpson desert with all its Sandilands

Naste on grazz in womens SC league

When Grazz is under the weather he often sits down to P Does this Qualify?

The week the Lambs and Llamas met!

Neadey ya boofhead!

Get ready for a roasting. Lamb style. ;)

But aren't lambs the ones that get roasted, not llamas?  ???

^ That's my comment btw, not Lairdy's.  ;)

When's the last time your mother served you roast llama? I've had roast lamb before, and it was delicious.  ;D

Haha Dayze with this one after Colty slammed priddis at halftime (33 SC) but finished on 119 SC

Got premature colty...
Welcome to my world  :-[

Interested to see how Buddy goes against Hawks...  ;)

Maybe next year.

Sydney don't want him. Being weak as piss doesn't suit our team mentality.

So why you get Tippett? :o

A wild butthurt Adelaide supporter appeared!  :P

I'm not an afl coach but I have an idea I think might help the lions.

Perhaps it would be a good idea to play a top 3 half back flanker on the half back flank and maybee develop one of the numerous forwards playing in the reserves.

It might be a ridicolous call as clearly they are doing so well in the current set up. But hey why not try it.

Next week Jonathon brown and leunerberger onto the wing and lets see how sam docherty goes in the ruck, ohh wait just green vest him instead.

In reference to Vin changing the Hong Kong Dongs thread!

Colliwobblers: love the work you are doing with your dong vinny

CW then said "That didn't come out right"

Not all get read out.. I posted this one after Rowey had finished talking to Paddy D yesterday ...

"After speaking to Paddy,  Rowey's going to need a few minutes before he stands up from behind the desk."

Not sure why they didn't read it out  ;)

I was going to say "After Rowey's interview with Paddy D there's now TWO bones in the studio"

Sometimes I sit down to pee,  ;D

haha, got me ;D

What?...were you in there too?... ;D

Koop: been out of the house for 15 hours, 12 notifications, 5 messages 2 friend requests :o
Koop: plus 3 trade offers
Sparkles (Tbag): and a partrige in a pear tree

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Back the flower off Tasmanians. One of the nicest places ever.

Yeah come on guys tassie is alright.
My girlfriend, mum and my sister  live there and she's a really nice person

Of course we have the easiest draw! We don't have to play us! ;D

[Justin Bieber]

Commenting so I don't miss the big debate

[Justin Bieber]

Going to go through the thread now. 3 long pages to find the Goldies.

[Ziplock]

Everything on the front page is basically updated, except for maybe the last couple of days :P

[Vinny]

Hmmmm TBag's call was quality and the latest one that isn't on here. Was it TJ that made the call, cannot remember.

[Justin Bieber]

I realised when I went into the thread, cheers for keeping it up to date for so long Zippy! Saved ALOT of work :D.

[Justin Bieber]

Hmmmm TBag's call was quality and the latest one that isn't on here. Was it TJ that made the call, cannot remember.

Took some out as we have like 20+ nominations :o :o.

With that, the polls are open!

[Vinny]

"Colli on Vinny's Dong." :o

I'd much prefer Colli on The Hong Kong Dongs, hahaha.

[Justin Bieber]

Shame you can't edit the poll >:D.

[Toga]

I'm gonna need some time to decide! Haha

[Nige]

I'm gonna need some time to decide! Haha

Roast lamb.

[Toga]

Nah don't rate it :P

Especially as the Llamas get fcked up every time we meet ;)

[Nige]

Nah don't rate it :P

Especially as the Llamas get fcked up every time we meet ;)

You provided the score assist so you'll share in the glory if it gets up.  ;)

[JBs-Hawks]

Giving ossie my vote!

[nrich102]

If TJ doesn't win this is flowered.