Riddles

[Nige]

I was playing a riddle app with a girl last year, and we came across the funniest riddle. My one true rofl moment.

I go in hard and dry
I come out soft and sticky
You can blow me.

Bubblegum. Or even just gum?

Did you really think of gum first? ;) Yeah it is gum.

I'm not sure whether it's weird or not that I actually did.

I only thought of what else it could have referred to as I was reading kb's reply.

[GoLions]

ok i got one

A man leaves home on foot one evening, makes three left turns and arrives back home to find two masked men waiting there. Who are they?

Catcher and field ump (or whatever the correct terms are) in a baseball match.

Someone already said that on FF chat earlier :P

[kilbluff1985]

 :'(

[GoLions]

Riddle #5

There are 10 people in a house. Everybody wants to shake hands with every other person who is shorter than themselves. No-one is the same height. How many hand shakes are made?

[Nige]

None?

[GoLions]

Good onya Nigey

[Nige]

 8)

[GoLions]

Riddle #6 (asked by Nigey, my man)

What's greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, rich need it and if you eat it you die?

[Justin Bieber]

Nothing

[GoLions]

Yep

[Justin Bieber]

Well the answer can be argued in pretty much every point.

[GoLions]

Riddle #7

In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?

[Nige]

Well the answer can be argued in pretty much every point.

I don't get why people have to argue the answers to riddles.

[Justin Bieber]

A bullet

[GoLions]

Correct