Favourite Insults

[Capper]

I always like saying to mates "Does your husband play?" really gets them worked up

[T Dog]

i have always liked.."you're a becile" or simply "buffoon"  8)

[GoLions]

You know, I'm really trying to see things your way, but I just can't stick my head that far up my ass.

It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence.

The thing standing in the way of your dreams is that the person having them is you.

I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and forgot to say "when".

I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are (really really like this one)

I don't know what your problem is, but ill bet its hard for you to pronounce.

Take a walk until your hat floats.

You're the personification of comic sans.

[Nige]

Dunno why, but I lol'd extra hard at the last one.  :P

[SydneyRox]

"Your being a Nigel."

:P

[Nige]

"Your being a Nigel."

:P

:o

[kilbluff1985]

"Your being a Torp."

:P

better

[Nige]

"You're being a Torp."

:P

better

Even better.

[nrich102]

Dunno why, but I lol'd extra hard at the last one.  :P

Same :P