Favourite Insults

[Grazz]

If my dog looked like you id shave its @rse and teach it to walk backwards.

[T Dog]

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.  ;D

[Ringo]

Remembered this one

We used to call a guy at work Goldfish - Tell him something and he has forgotten in 3 seconds.

[Capper]

We used to yell "Give your Labrador the whistle" to the refs at hockey until a drunk mate yelled "give your Labrador the Ref"

now we just say that

[nostradamus]

For those feral over the top greenies.......

instead of calling them enviromentally friendly, l call them envirofriendly mental

[My Chumps]

Monty Python...of course

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Capper]

One involving the Waugh Brothers


"My Dad slept with your Mum!!!"

[Noz]

Hey sorry babe your body is absolutely amazing but you have an ugly face do you mind if I put a paper bag over your head

[tor01doc]

Has that line actually worked for you?

[Noz]

Has that line actually worked for you?

Yeah that's how I got my missus  ;)

Nah it hasn't worked haha

[tor01doc]

Now you have to pay for bags in some places. Must get expensive at your house.

[T Dog]

When people laugh / complain about my classc Hawaiin shirts........i just say..." you wouldn't understand ..its called style"  8)

[GoLions]

Got a new one: "Your IQ doesn't make a respectable earthquake"

[GoLions]

Is your ass jealous of the shower that comes out of your mouth?

[RiOtChEsS]

"u tell me how im wrong and il tell u what the inside of a girl feels like"