Favourite Insults

[GoLions]

Felt like making a thread where people could share their favourite insults. Few of mine are:

- If you were any less intelligent, I would have to water you twice a week

- I don't have the time or crayons to explain this to you right now

- Everyone who ever loved you was wrong

- You are the opposite of Batman

- I hope you step on a lego


Keep in mind, this needs to stay at about a 'M' rating, otherwise it'll get locked/removed or whatever.

[Cicjose]

so fat that when sat on a rainbow it burst into Skittles

[nrich102]

Winston Churchill had a good one, was more of a comeback though.

Women: If I was your wife I would poison your tea.
Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

[specky92]

I like some oldies from kinda to surprise people, such as "you smell" and "butt breath"  ;D

[CrowsFan]

- I hope you step on a lego

Wow you must really hate them!! :o

[Nige]

Ah, the things we do at 3am.  ;D

[Toga]

- You are the opposite of Batman

My favourite, ever!

Community :-*

[Vinny]

You are literally to stupid to insult!

Hangover ;D

[specky92]

- You are the opposite of Batman

My favourite, ever!

Community :-*

How did I miss this?  ::) ;D

[Master Q]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLpvrxmyrT4

[nas]

Winston Churchill had a good one, was more of a comeback though.

Women: If I was your wife I would poison your tea.
Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Woman Churchill you're a drunk!
Churchill Lady you're ugly & when I wake up 2morrow I will be sober, but you will still be ugly!

[T Dog]

a simple..."Yeah Right"...works for me  ;D

[CrowsFan]

[tbagrocks]

A favourite as a boy was

What you going to do for a face when the monkey want's his bum back?

[Ringo]

Favourite ones when at school

If your brains were dynamite and set off it would not blow your ears off.

If your brain was made of lead it would float.