Name Some Thing/s That FF Might Not Know About You

[Dudge]

I work for the AFL.

I work for food.


Just joking mate, way to many beers at Grazz's today :)

Mind you, me and his missus were throwing pretty good darts today, and Grazz was throwing like a jellyfish haha

[Fantasygun]

Obviously i was kidding, just wanted to see if someone actually fell for it, clearly not :)

[Jay]

And wow Jay, that sounds good as! Quite the cricketer ;). Think I heard you say you lost 2 GFs in a row, tough luck :-\. You guys able to bounce back and finally grab the trophy eventually?

Cheers HP! I actually had a terrible season, knocked up a 30-odd and took a handful of wickets but that was it. This hopefully is time we break our GF curse. I hate losing :P

^He forgot to tell you that the 31 he scored was in about 30 overs, and he salvaged a respectable score for his team, all whilst being heckled by the opposition players. Even got dropped during his innings too. It was quite the innings. ;)

You may ask how I know this? It's because I was the fielder at slip that was giving him crap, however I didn't know at the time. Last season I was worse than Jayman, scored double figures like twice all season opening the batting, and I don't bowl. Scored two ducks, the only two ducks of my career, both against the same team... :\ I've since retired and now umpire cricket matches. :)

A run an over isn't bad for me! Cricket is all about partnerships, PB ;)

Funny enough you started to quieten down a bit after your 4th dropped catch.

[PowerBug]

And wow Jay, that sounds good as! Quite the cricketer ;). Think I heard you say you lost 2 GFs in a row, tough luck :-\. You guys able to bounce back and finally grab the trophy eventually?

Cheers HP! I actually had a terrible season, knocked up a 30-odd and took a handful of wickets but that was it. This hopefully is time we break our GF curse. I hate losing :P

^He forgot to tell you that the 31 he scored was in about 30 overs, and he salvaged a respectable score for his team, all whilst being heckled by the opposition players. Even got dropped during his innings too. It was quite the innings. ;)

You may ask how I know this? It's because I was the fielder at slip that was giving him crap, however I didn't know at the time. Last season I was worse than Jayman, scored double figures like twice all season opening the batting, and I don't bowl. Scored two ducks, the only two ducks of my career, both against the same team... :\ I've since retired and now umpire cricket matches. :)

A run an over isn't bad for me! Cricket is all about partnerships, PB ;)

Funny enough you started to quieten down a bit after your 4th dropped catch.

I was having an absolute shocker, it was very embarrassing. Not to mention that game also being my first ever duck. :P So yeah, you're season was fine compared to mine haha. ;)

[tor01doc]

See link in next post.

worst 2 ball innings

Very funny.

[stew42]

Here's a better link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-2465981/Thats-village-Watch-worst-ball-innings-time--humiliating-end.html

Plus I discovered today that I'm related to Douglas Mawson, the Antarctica guy :) My great-great-grandmother's first cousin, apparently. Or something similar

[CrowsFan]

Poor guy!

[Jay]

flower me. That had me pissing myself laughing :P reminded me of PB lol ;)

[Vinny]

I legitimately feel sorry for him. But it's pretty funny, haha.

[T Dog]

Oh Dear... ;D

[Dudge]

That reminds me of my cricket career :(

[Grazz]

I was reminded of this last night on chat. I once had such a bad toothache at 3am I could no longer deal with the pain that I went to my toolbox and got a fairly new pair of pliers and removed my own tooth which gave me instant relief. Sounds quite feral I agree but I was so proud of myself I patted myself on the head while sweating profusely lol and said "Well done mate,it's over now you did it you really did it".

[Dudge]

I was reminded of this last night on chat. I once had such a bad toothache at 3am I could no longer deal with the pain that I went to my toolbox and got a fairly new pair of pliers and removed my own tooth which gave me instant relief. Sounds quite feral I agree but I was so proud of myself I patted myself on the head while sweating profusely lol and said "Well done mate,it's over now you did it you really did it".

I can vouch for that, brave, but crazy effort

[nas]

I was reminded of this last night on chat. I once had such a bad toothache at 3am I could no longer deal with the pain that I went to my toolbox and got a fairly new pair of pliers and removed my own tooth which gave me instant relief. Sounds quite feral I agree but I was so proud of myself I patted myself on the head while sweating profusely lol and said "Well done mate,it's over now you did it you really did it".

Most probably the pliers back in the old days > Tools that you NEVER used. You & Kickstart & Colgate ha

[Grazz]

I was reminded of this last night on chat. I once had such a bad toothache at 3am I could no longer deal with the pain that I went to my toolbox and got a fairly new pair of pliers and removed my own tooth which gave me instant relief. Sounds quite feral I agree but I was so proud of myself I patted myself on the head while sweating profusely lol and said "Well done mate,it's over now you did it you really did it".

Most probably the pliers back in the old days > Tools that you NEVER used. You & Kickstart & Colgate ha

Lol nuh they were a fairly new pair id purchased recently.