Saints probe claims player set fire to dwarf

[LF]

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2013-09-02/dwarfs-clothes-lit-up-by-saint

Mad Monday strikes again


ST KILDA is investigating an allegation that one of its players set a dwarf performer on fire during 'Mad Monday' celebrations at a South Melbourne hotel.

Channel Nine's Footy Classified reported that the Saints booked two dwarf performers

[Cicjose]

wtf?

[LF]

yeah wondered the same

[Nails]

A group of players allegedly began attempting to light each other's clothes on fire as a prank

St. Kilda Football Club - the only club in the AFL where your draft pick can be higher than your IQ.

[GoLions]

Saints player 1: "I'm bored, what do you guys wanna do?"
Saints player 2: "I know, let's get some dwarfs to perform for us."
Saints player  1: "Yeah! And then, maybe after that, we can set each other ON FIYAH!"
Saints player 2: "AND THEN WE CAN SET A DWARF ON FIRE!"
Saints player 1: "DUUUUUUUUUDE. THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST NIGHT EVER!"
Saints player 2: "MAAAAAAAAAAAD MOOOOOOOONDAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"

[Rusty00]

 :o  ::)

[Ringo]

Will clubs ever learn the greater scrutiny these days puts all these matters into the limelight. The club must take the blame as they were the ones who booked the entertainment.

[Ricochet]

poor form on Milne's part... dobbing in his team mates  ;D

[Justin Bieber]

Clint Jones. Classic.

[Ricochet]

Mark Stevens ‏@Stevo7AFL 1m
St Kilda taking dwarf-gate very seriously .. A couple of serious player meetings since .. Line in sand job .. Long rap sheet an issue ..

[Nige]

Grabbed the mX the other day and it was on the front page, I just took one look and was like 'lolwut'.