What grinds your gears ?

[enzedder]

This is something no doubt we can all relate to.
Some of you may have seen it doing the rounds on social media but in case you've missed it...here is something that grinds the gears and might give you a laugh... I know I pissed myself laughing when I first saw it...
The shower of a Thousand Wipes
When poop breaks off half way out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

"I won't be coming in to work today as I've been cursed by the shower of a thousand wipes."
;D
Apologies for any offence to sensitive readers and for the use of bad words.

[jvalles69]

This is something no doubt we can all relate to.
Some of you may have seen it doing the rounds on social media but in case you've missed it...here is something that grinds the gears and might give you a laugh... I know I pissed myself laughing when I first saw it...
The shower of a Thousand Wipes
When poop breaks off half way out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

"I won't be coming in to work today as I've been cursed by the shower of a thousand wipes."
;D
Apologies for any offence to sensitive readers and for the use of bad words.

Haven't seen it yet, but I can't wait!  ;D

[_wato]

Getting every single leg up in your multi apart from one leg and losing it all.

Every flowering time

[enzedder]

This is something no doubt we can all relate to.
Some of you may have seen it doing the rounds on social media but in case you've missed it...here is something that grinds the gears and might give you a laugh... I know I pissed myself laughing when I first saw it...
The shower of a Thousand Wipes
When poop breaks off half way out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

"I won't be coming in to work today as I've been cursed by the shower of a thousand wipes."
;D
Apologies for any offence to sensitive readers and for the use of bad words.

Haven't seen it yet, but I can't wait!  ;D

Well there's nothing more to see... was just a quote from urban dictionary or some such thing so no video or pics to go with it I'm afraid but if you want a video that's sort of related there's this...but don't watch it if your eating or partial to being grossed out... it's from theinbetweeners 2... waterslide scene
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cU9rYiMKkEk&vidve=5727

[Pkbaldy]

Getting every single leg up in your multi apart from one leg and losing it all.

Every flowering time

Losing 5 legs of your 6 leg multi. And the only one that gets up is the one that's paying $13.00 for the win... Just as bad :P Could have just bet on that delicious barbie.

[Gandalf123]

Flower heads that wear singlets that have a hood as well, plz stop

[Pkbaldy]

People who wear snapbacks and/or sunglasses inside.

[Jukes]

People who wear snapbacks and/or sunglasses inside.

I leave my hat on when I go inside (unless I plan to be there for a while or its my house) because I cbf taking it off and my hair's probably messy underneath

Is that acceptable?

[elephants]

People who wear snapbacks and/or sunglasses inside.

I leave my hat on when I go inside (unless I plan to be there for a while or its my house) because I cbf taking it off and my hair's probably messy underneath

Is that acceptable?

I wear my snapback basically 24/7 atm cos I'm too lazy to get a haircut haha

[R.Griffen]

People who wear snapbacks and/or sunglasses inside.

I leave my hat on when I go inside (unless I plan to be there for a while or its my house) because I cbf taking it off and my hair's probably messy underneath

Is that acceptable?

I wear my snapback basically 24/7 atm cos I'm too lazy to get a haircut haha

+1, might as well sleep with my snapback on

[fanTCfool]

When google offers you a top result, you click it and then get a message saying "did you mean: blah blah blah"

[tbagrocks]

After GB whooped Aus' asses in the normal Olympics I didn't think Aussies had the heart to watch them get pounded in the Paralympics too ;)

Definitely should get more recognition though - these are fantastic athletes battling adversity, inspiring stuff

Absolutely, people who have to sacrifice everything just to compete! Athletes who NEVER get to perform at their highest level in their home town! People who travel the globe just to show how determined they are to compete at against the best!

EDIT: So then. What does that say about Paddy Dangerfield who ran back to his mummy because he could? HHmmmm

I Wonder what professional athletes across the globe, especially those who had to inch, claw and battle all the way far, far way from any remote existence of their family. Have to say about Paddy's homecoming?

[Holz]

After GB whooped Aus' asses in the normal Olympics I didn't think Aussies had the heart to watch them get pounded in the Paralympics too ;)

Definitely should get more recognition though - these are fantastic athletes battling adversity, inspiring stuff

Absolutely, people who have to sacrifice everything just to compete! Athletes who NEVER get to perform at their highest level in their home town! People who travel the globe just to show how determined they are to compete at against the best!

EDIT: So then. What does that say about Paddy Dangerfield who ran back to his mummy because he could? HHmmmm

I Wonder what professional athletes across the globe, especially those who had to inch, claw and battle all the way far, far way from any remote existence of their family. Have to say about Paddy's homecoming?

What grind my gears:

The above comment with double standard on athletes.

Lebron James the best player in basketball left and came home.

Danger has become the best player in the comp and can do whatever he wanted, he did his time in Adelaide and then choose to leave.

The double standard comes from this, say im an accountant and i get my first job in a small firm but then have the opportunity to get a job i enjoy more and get a pay rise in a bigger company. if i take it isn't it the exact same thing as what athletes do, yet basically nobody has the same job they started with.

Yet when an athlete does it they are un-loyal or a coward.

question Tbag do you work for the first company you ever started with?

[elephants]

Lebron James the best player in basketball left and came home.

Hi mate just thought I'd pop my head in here and remind you that Steph Curry is the best player ever. Cheers :)

[Holz]

Lebron James the best player in basketball left and came home.

Hi mate just thought I'd pop my head in here and remind you that Steph Curry is the best player ever. Cheers :)

Very nice ele do enjoy you pointing out how silly people where last year. Happy to be proven correct.