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Started by Nails, August 13, 2013, 01:58:43 AM

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Nails

Be careful in the kitchen!

Knives are dangerous. I just cut my finger, with a butter knife. Be careful out there, dangers lurk around every corner.

What's the worst thing you've done in the kitchen?

GoLions

Set some chicken on fire in the microwave when I was about 8.

If we include just general, non-dangerous stupidity, I always put the milk in the pantry, and cereal in the fridge. Especially when I've just gotten up.

kilbluff1985

lol just last week i was using a sharp knife to open the top of one of those big packs of shredded cheese and cut the top of my finger :o

and twice last week i somehow left the oven going all night :-[ :-X

Bill Manspeaker

haha i nearly done what the main guy did in Grandma's Boy while cooking a pizza in the oven. was stigged as flower and it scared the shower outta me.

BratPack

Quote from: Nails on August 13, 2013, 01:58:43 AM
Be careful in the kitchen!

Knives are dangerous. I just cut my finger, with a butter knife. Be careful out there, dangers lurk around every corner.

What's the worst thing you've done in the kitchen?

A butter knife?

I think the more apt public service announcement is



:P

nrich102

I once was cutting some carrot, then put the band aid on the wrong finger :o

JBs-Hawks


Nige

Burned something to a crisp in the microwave.  :P

Justin Bieber


Justin Bieber

On topic, I've cut myself, burnt myself, burnt the food, exploded stuff in microwaves, etc.

If you guys ever want to get out of cooking for others, just do ones of the above. A friend's mum got me to help her cook one time. I burnt myself twice on the stove and broke a lemon squeezer, never asked to help cook again 8).

Dudge

Spilt my beer while tasteing the wifes tuna mornay once, geez it was nice. Respect to our cooks I say. Ps, met my missus when I was 17, i'm 53 now, and wouldn't know where the toaster is. She better out live me ;)

Vinny

Yesterday I dropped a bottle of orange juice in the kitchen.. I was pretty devastated, it was damn good stuff. :o

I guess you could say my kitchen is dangerous.

Grazz

Quote from: Dudge on August 13, 2013, 08:09:10 PM
Spilt my beer while tasteing the wifes tuna mornay once, geez it was nice. Respect to our cooks I say. Ps, met my missus when I was 17, i'm 53 now, and wouldn't know where the toaster is. She better out live me ;)

He's not lying. ???

Dudge

Quote from: vinny on August 13, 2013, 08:11:57 PM
Yesterday I dropped a bottle of orange juice in the kitchen.. I was pretty devastated, it was damn good stuff. :o

I guess you could say my kitchen is dangerous.


Orange juice Vinny, you health freak ;)

Vinny

Quote from: Dudge on August 13, 2013, 08:26:01 PM
Quote from: vinny on August 13, 2013, 08:11:57 PM
Yesterday I dropped a bottle of orange juice in the kitchen.. I was pretty devastated, it was damn good stuff. :o

I guess you could say my kitchen is dangerous.


Orange juice Vinny, you health freak ;)

Hey! Orange juice is awesome ;D