New Ashes thread

Cicjose · August 16, 2013, 12:05:40 PM

Quote from: elephants on August 16, 2013, 02:54:40 AM
Woah Cic, Benaud played for Australia not England. There's no way you can call him 'our'

im not surprised you are considering him

elephants · August 16, 2013, 12:32:03 PM

Quote from: Cicjose on August 16, 2013, 12:05:40 PM
Quote from: elephants on August 16, 2013, 02:54:40 AM
Woah Cic, Benaud played for Australia not England. There's no way you can call him 'our'

im not surprised you are considering him

Mmm

Jukes · August 16, 2013, 02:48:31 PM

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Torpedo10 · August 16, 2013, 03:32:21 PM

Quote from: Jukes on August 16, 2013, 02:48:31 PM
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Jukes.......Since there is only a 3 month break between the series the English win in England means nothing if Aussies regain them in Australia.

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Nails · August 16, 2013, 03:37:57 PM

It's going to be fun when Holz uses his $50,000 from winning SC to buy fanfooty and perma ban Jukes.

Holz · August 16, 2013, 03:44:02 PM

Quote from: Nails on August 16, 2013, 03:37:57 PM
It's going to be fun when Holz uses his $50,000 from winning SC to buy fanfooty and perma ban Jukes.

I like jukes, keeps things interesting. Maybee I will make him a mod.

GO ENGLAND :P

elephants · August 16, 2013, 03:46:35 PM

Quote from: Holzman on August 16, 2013, 03:44:02 PM
Quote from: Nails on August 16, 2013, 03:37:57 PM
It's going to be fun when Holz uses his $50,000 from winning SC to buy fanfooty and perma ban Jukes.

I like jukes, keeps things interesting. Maybee I will make him a mod.

GO ENGLAND :P

If that happens I'll have to leave FF, sorry. And Bashers players will be spread throughout the rest of the comp, except Serbia, they get nothing :P

me · August 16, 2013, 04:02:59 PM

i think even the most diehard australian fans were expecting england to win the series quite convincingly so i don't think english fan ribbing cuts deep at all. personally, i was expecting most of the series to play out like lords, not england desperately clinging on for long periods of the other 3 tests while looking anything but a champion team.

ultimately in the bigger scheme of things, south africa are the clear world #1 team and will be staying there for the foreseeable future, so it's not a big deal how all the second rates compare to each other

elephants · August 16, 2013, 04:14:04 PM

Quote from: me on August 16, 2013, 04:02:59 PM
i think even the most diehard australian fans were expecting england to win the series quite convincingly so i don't think english fan ribbing cuts deep at all.

This. I just take any chance to get stuck into Jukes :P

Jukes · August 16, 2013, 04:15:55 PM

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me · August 16, 2013, 04:32:41 PM

haha gold

elephants · August 16, 2013, 04:38:38 PM

Bout time England won, had a pretty flowered recent record up until the last couple.

Cicjose · August 16, 2013, 04:55:09 PM

Australia England Drawn

All series     67 31 (46.3%)   31 (46.3%)     5 (7.5%)
Series in Australia   33    17 (51.5%)   14 (42.4%)     2 (6.1%)
Series in England    34    14 (41.2%)   17 (50%)     3 (8.8%)

and for all the supposed dominance over 20 years by Australia?

elephants · August 16, 2013, 05:06:05 PM

This is a silly debate Cic and you know it.

Population England is like 4x that of Australia, more than that back in the day.

Stupid England can only breakeven with a small group of 'convicts'.