Yo Mama Jokes !

[specky92]

Yo mama's so fat, her pants size is is... dog lose some weight!

Yo mama's so hairy the only language she speaks is wooki!


Both from Meet the Spartans

[Vinny]

Yo Mama so daaayuumm fat Mount Everest tried to climb her !

Yo Mama so fat - She put on a raincoat everyone started yelling taxi !

;D

[PowerBug]

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped off the curb onto the road, everyone started yelling "Earthquake!"

[Master Q]

Yo Mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish...

Yo Mama so fat she falls off both sides of the bed  ;D

[henry]

Yo Mama's so fat that she has to pay tax in 3 different countries!

Yo Mama's so dumb that she stole a free loaf of bread!

[Vinny]

Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

[nrich102]

Your mamas so dumb she took the donut back to the shop cause it had a hole in it

[Vinny]

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.

[Toga]

Yo mama so stupid she tried to bury a worm! ;D

[Vinny]

Haha nicee Toga !


Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail. ;D

[Master Q]

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.

Quality reading by vinny!

[Vinny]

;)


Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a Furniture store and slept on the floor.

[elephants]

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch an episode of 60 minutes!

Got told that in yr 7 and was shattered :P

[CrowsFan]

Yo mama so stupid she failed a test at uni...

[CrowsFan]

Wait... um... how do these jokes work? ???


:P