Yo Mama Jokes !

[Vinny]

Hey fellas !

Dont expect this to go too big - But hopefully it can make at least a few people laugh.

** No offence to anyone though guys ! We all know its just a joke* :)

Was a little bored so I thought I should start a thread where people can post 'Yo Mama Jokes' ;D

I'll kick it off

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Seinfeld.

[Justin Bieber]

One of my favs is: Yo mama is so dumb she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Use to watch the show Yo Mamma on MTV with WIlmer Valderama as host. Was fun most eps if you like these sort of jokes!

[Vinny]

Hahah yes HP ! Heard that one before. :P

Wonder if this thread will get going.


Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.

;D

[EZA100]

yo mama so fat that when she pulls down her pants it sounds like Velcro.

[Vinny]

Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

[Master Q]

Yo Mama is so stupid she got locked in Coles and died of starvation.

[GoLions]

Yo mama is so stupid that she shat her pants when she got locked in a toilet cubicle.

[Vinny]

Hahaha +1 Master Q

Yo Mama so ugly she gave Freddy Kreuger nightmares !

[Mat0369]

One of my favs is: Yo mama is so dumb she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Use to watch the show Yo Mamma on MTV with WIlmer Valderama as host. Was fun most eps if you like these sort of jokes!

I also used to watch this show.

A couple of my favourites that I remember

Yo mamma is a carpenters delight, she is as flat as a board and easy to nail

Yo mamma is like a bowling ball, she get picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter

[CrowsFan]

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck :o

[Vinny]

Yo Mama so slow she took 3 hours to cook 2 minute noodles !

[Cicjose]

yo mama's so fat that when she sat on a rainbow it burst into Skittles

yo mama's so fat when she went swimming at the beach the whales starting singing "We Are Family"

[tbagrocks]

Cartman, when he discovered his mama was the poorest parent!

My mama is so poor she only has one shoe! It wasn't that she lost a shoe, she found a shoe! :o

[Vinny]

Hahaha  TBag ! +1

Yo Mama so fat that not even Dora can explore her.

[tbagrocks]

I saw yo mama pushing a trash can down the street, asked her what she was doing she said, moving!