Weirdest mates

[Grazz]

Still sounding more n more like Grazz. Being paid to protect his name? As if that's going to work. lol

Haha aint me but ive known the bloke for almost 30 years. Great bloke but it is a strange quirk. Just glad he's never decided to do a trip around Oz, would be a worry. :o

[quinny88]

Have a mate that regularly pisses his pants in public for the amusement of other people. At parties, shopping centres, everywhere. It is quite funny seeing the reaction on people's faces when a fully grown 24 year old man starts wetting him self

[Grazz]

Have a mate that regularly pisses his pants in public for the amusement of other people. At parties, shopping centres, everywhere. It is quite funny seeing the reaction on people's faces when a fully grown 24 year old man starts wetting him self

That is weird. I think your mate is a couple of stubbies short of a carton mate.  :o

[Dudge]

Have a mate that regularly pisses his pants in public for the amusement of other people. At parties, shopping centres, everywhere. It is quite funny seeing the reaction on people's faces when a fully grown 24 year old man starts wetting him self

Think i prefer my mates petrol rather pi$$ing problem quinny lol

[Mr.Craig]

Probably the strangest person I've known (and there have been a few) was nicknamed "Workman" due to his habit of working you over psychologically. I remember going to a party at his place and there were a bunch of kids sitting around a campfire passing a joint the size of a toddler's arm. Meanwhile in the driveway a group of guys were using hammers, axes and whatever they could get their hands on to destroy a car. When I inquired who's car it was nobody knew.

[Windigo]

Probably my mate who get's utterly depressed every time he gets drunk.

New Years Eve he said he wanted to kill himself and that I should kill him to put him out of his misery.. I didn't BTW.

But it scares me.  :P

[elephants]

My mate often rips his Johnson out in public, reckons it builds character or something hahaha

[nas]

My mate often rips his Johnson out in public, reckons it builds character or something hahaha

first name isn't Richard?

[Grazz]

My mate often rips his Johnson out in public, reckons it builds character or something hahaha

first name isn't Richard?

Last name Head. :o

[nas]

My mate often rips his Johnson out in public, reckons it builds character or something hahaha

first name isn't Richard?

Last name Head. :o

Richard Cranium?

[Nige]

My (arguably) best mate is a bit of a nut, does some really retarded things. I always have a go at him because he did VCAL, although he reckons  he was (and I quote) 'the smartest kid in VCAL'. I used to lulz hard at that. Great bloke though, just does some weird shower. Like on his 19th birthday about 3 weeks ago now, he randomly drove to a park in Narre Warren and took a selfie at a playground and captioned it with something about never growing up. If I think of any other weird things he's done I'll definitely be sure to mention them.  :P

[Kellogscrunchynut]

I have a mate who dresses up his dog in a cardigan and owns a subsequent facebook profile for "Cardigan Dog".

[Dudge]

My $5 petrol mate, also rolls rollies, with maybe 10 strands of tobbacky (as he calls it ) . weird thing is, there gone in 30 seconds and he just starts the whole process again, one in one out. Mind you, hearing about some of other peoples mates, he sounds not to bad haha. Blowing up schools - wetting himself in pulic - showing his Johnson in public - wanting to kill himself - smashing up cars :o

[Dudge]

Although naste, i do have another very,very close mate, that couldn't hit the side of a barn with a dart in his hand. But me being such a good mate, i would never reveal his name lol ;)

[Grazz]

My $5 petrol mate, also rolls rolls, with maybe 10 strands of tobacky (as he calls it ) . weird thing is, there gone in 30 seconds and he just starts the whole process again, one in one out. Mind you, hearing about some of other peoples mates, he sounds not to bad haha. Blowing up schools - wetting himself in public - showing his Johnson in public - wanting to kill himself - smashing up cars :o

Sid seems comparatively normal lol compared to some of the others mate.haha  :o