General Forum Games Thread.

[Nige]

Saw this on Facebook a few moments ago and thought it was pretty cool. Actually had to think about it. :P

Which two would you choose? And if you feel like it - why?

[Holz]

8: pretty obvious selection here.

9: is my favourite one of them all. Not only could you essentially utilise the complete 24 hours in the day. You can also gain extra thinking time, say your at a job interview and they ask you a hard question simply pause and you have as logn as you want to think about it. If you learn braille than you can also read things while in pause mode. So your in an exam dont know the answer pause bring out your braille notes and hey pestro you knwo the answer.

Also great for giving you time to come back with insults.

[Toga]

1. Cheat codes
2. Jumping/landing 8)


Why? Because cheatcodes gives me access to anywhere I want to go, can use them to get money & other stuff. Jumping and landing... just because that'd be pretty badass 8)

[Nige]

For the record, I would choose the exact two Holz chose, and for the same reason as well.

[MTTY]

8 and 10 for me

[Jukes]

Save point
Cheat codes

I got some more things like this if anybody wants me to post them?

[Jukes]

NOTE: Next post am typing all things in here for those with poor vision/shower monitor

[Jukes]

THE SITUATION: You are going to be locked away in a maximum security cell for 10 years by a group of scientists. The apartment is filled with a single bed, table, 4 chairs, an unheated shower, a toilet, lighting, and 5 power points. Three times a day you will be supplied with a plate of gruel. Despite tasting of nothing, it will provide you with the ideal amount of nutrients for your size and age. Before locking you away, the scientists let you choose TEN OF THE FOLLOWING.

50inch LCD 3D TV with 100 channels of your choice
High-tech gaming computer
Water heating unit
PS3, 360 and Wii. No games.
Internet modem. High speed broadband but 3GB monthly.
Samsung Galaxy S3 with $100/month of credit.
1 pen and 100 sheets of paper per month.
200 square metre yard with pool. Comes with poolboy but no gardener.
5 video games of your choice delivered each month.
30 books of your choice which can be swapped every 3 months.
10 naughty DVDs each month.
Your cell is decorated every 3 months with new artwork.
Fridge and oven, $100 of food delivered each month
Soccer posts and ball
3 deliveries of McDonalds each day, your choice
3 deliveries of any footlong subway sandwich each day
3 delivieies of 1 large pizza each day.
2 plates of any dish you want each day, up to 1 kilogram combined.
Two guns and one bullet.
Barbell and bench
1 ounce of marijuana, paper and lighter delivered each month
5 grams of cocaine, razer and $100 banknote delivered each month.
30 MDMA and 30 LSD pills each month
100 aderall pills monthly
10/10 22 year old white woman. 130 IQ, very opinionated.
20 year old Muhammed Ali
Punching bag, mitts, pads, rope
Home bar with 45 bottles of alochol and 2 glasses, restocked each month.
Tyra Banks
Sasha Grey
Generc 8/10 18yo japanese schoolgirl, doesn't speak English.
Zyzz
20 year old Diego Maradona
Vladimir Putin
50 year old Nikola Tesla
40 year old Richard Feynmann, will kill himself after 5 years
60 year old Asian woman. Great cook and cleaner, speaks fluent English.
Any person of your choice. Must be real and currently alive. Will develop schizophrenia after 5 years and be mentally unstable, but not dangerous.
50 year old Sir Isaac Newton. Brain damage will worsen after 5 years.
40 year old Charles Dickens
A German Shepard puppy named boxxy. Will not respond to any name.
40 year old Mark Twain.
20 yo Mozart. Highly autistic, comes with piano and violin.

[Holz]

Here you go my top 10 in order.

1/2. High-tech gaming computer + Internet modem. High speed broadband but 3GB monthly.  (contact with the outside world or I will go insane)
3. 200 square metre yard with pool. Comes with poolboy but no gardener (need more space)
4. 2 plates of any dish you want each day, up to 1 kilogram combined (need good food)
5. Water heating unit (comfort)
6. 50inch LCD 3D TV with 100 channels of your choice
7. Barbell and bench (might as well get fit)
8. 30 books of your choice which can be swapped every 3 months (study + entertainment come out with like 5 PHDs)
9. 5 video games of your choice delivered each month. (entertainment)
10. Soccer posts and ball (entertinament)

[Spite]

8 and 10 for me

I agree however i think number 2 would make life more fun.

[Jukes]

Here you go my top 10 in order.

1/2. High-tech gaming computer + Internet modem. High speed broadband but 3GB monthly.  (contact with the outside world or I will go insane)
3. 200 square metre yard with pool. Comes with poolboy but no gardener (need more space)
4. 2 plates of any dish you want each day, up to 1 kilogram combined (need good food)
5. Water heating unit (comfort)
6. 50inch LCD 3D TV with 100 channels of your choice
7. Barbell and bench (might as well get fit)
8. 30 books of your choice which can be swapped every 3 months (study + entertainment come out with like 5 PHDs)
9. 5 video games of your choice delivered each month. (entertainment)
10. Soccer posts and ball (entertinament)

No Sasha Grey :O you're mental, look her up

[upthemaidens]

THE SITUATION: You are going to be locked away in a maximum security cell for 10 years by a group of scientists. The apartment is filled with a single bed, table, 4 chairs, an unheated shower, a toilet, lighting, and 5 power points. Three times a day you will be supplied with a plate of gruel. Despite tasting of nothing, it will provide you with the ideal amount of nutrients for your size and age. Before locking you away, the scientists let you choose TEN OF THE FOLLOWING.


30 MDMA and 30 LSD pills each month

Yeah because you would really want a head full of acid while being locked in a cell by scientists  :)

[Nige]

My ten preferences are bolded.

50inch LCD 3D TV with 100 channels of your choice
High-tech gaming computer
Water heating unit
PS3, 360 and Wii. No games.
Internet modem. High speed broadband but 3GB monthly.
Samsung Galaxy S3 with $100/month of credit.
1 pen and 100 sheets of paper per month.
200 square metre yard with pool. Comes with poolboy but no gardener.
5 video games of your choice delivered each month.
30 books of your choice which can be swapped every 3 months.
10 naughty DVDs each month.
Your cell is decorated every 3 months with new artwork.
Fridge and oven, $100 of food delivered each month
Soccer posts and ball
3 deliveries of McDonalds each day, your choice
3 deliveries of any footlong subway sandwich each day
3 delivieies of 1 large pizza each day.
2 plates of any dish you want each day, up to 1 kilogram combined.
Two guns and one bullet.
Barbell and bench
1 ounce of marijuana, paper and lighter delivered each month
5 grams of cocaine, razer and $100 banknote delivered each month.
30 MDMA and 30 LSD pills each month
100 aderall pills monthly
10/10 22 year old white woman. 130 IQ, very opinionated.
20 year old Muhammed Ali
Punching bag, mitts, pads, rope
Home bar with 45 bottles of alochol and 2 glasses, restocked each month.
Tyra Banks
Sasha Grey
Generc 8/10 18yo japanese schoolgirl, doesn't speak English.
Zyzz
20 year old Diego Maradona
Vladimir Putin
50 year old Nikola Tesla
40 year old Richard Feynmann, will kill himself after 5 years
60 year old Asian woman. Great cook and cleaner, speaks fluent English.
Any person of your choice. Must be real and currently alive. Will develop schizophrenia after 5 years and be mentally unstable, but not dangerous.
50 year old Sir Isaac Newton. Brain damage will worsen after 5 years.
40 year old Charles Dickens
A German Shepard puppy named boxxy. Will not respond to any name.
40 year old Mark Twain.
20 yo Mozart. Highly autistic, comes with piano and violin.

[Jukes]

>50inch LCD 3D TV with 100 channels of your choice
So much entertainment. 40 sport channels, 40 cartoon channels and 20 porn channels :P
>PS3, 360 and Wii. No games.
Couldn't go buy without vidya
>200 square metre yard with pool. Comes with poolboy but no gardener.
Gotta have some space to do stuff
>5 video games of your choice delivered each month.
Couples with the systems
>Fridge and oven, $100 of food delivered each month
Needed for taste stimulation.
>Soccer posts and ball
Moar entertainment
>10/10 22 year old white woman. 130 IQ, very opinionated.
Seks
>Sasha Grey
More seks
>20 year old Diego Maradona
To play football with (and lose)
>A German Shepard puppy named boxxy. Will not respond to any name.
When I'm older I'm going to have a gs named boxxy, so win :P

[tbagrocks]

I don't get this at all, call me old ;D but i've played games like the best of them ;D

Grand Theft Auto Three, easliy the best game ever made, the first I remember of a free will map game but ...

The game was so good it still beats any GTA since, the simplicity of it almost makes it the best, he's also the one character that never speaks a word, who needs some smart mouthed bad ass telling us what we should say