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Started by T Dog, December 20, 2012, 08:38:56 PM

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T Dog

Thought I'd start a new thread...
...do you have any favorites you would like to add?


Childproof
"Now, then ..."
Synthetic natural gas
Christian Scientists
Passive aggression
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
Peace force
Extinct Life
Temporary tax increase
Computer jock
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Computer security
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream
Rap music
Working vacation
Exact estimate
Religious tolerance
Microsoft Works     8) 8)

T Dog

Dream Team Super Coach..lol

Nige

suicide victim
the living dead
silent alarm
young adult
pretty ugly
unbiased opinion
recent history
graduate student.

...to name a few!  8)

quinny88

A couple of my favourites..

A car racer dies in an accident and you hear people say "He died doing what he loves"... Yep he loved being crushed inside a car and dying a slow and painful death

Or how about. "when I die I would like to just fall asleep and then wake up dead"


Ziplock


T Dog

Pretty ugly
Definitely maybe
Living dead
Walking dead
Only choice
Virtual reality
Random order
Original copy

Grazz

Ooops sorry i thought this was a thread about dumb cattle.  :P

McRooster

This is my least favourite  ;)

Grazz

#8
Quote from: McRooster on December 20, 2012, 10:07:55 PM
This is my least favourite  ;)

:'(   one of my favs buy Oscar Wilde is "I can resist anything but Temptation."

T Dog


Grazz

#10
Quote from: T Dog on December 20, 2012, 10:21:49 PM
Quote from: Grazz on December 20, 2012, 10:17:30 PM
Quote from: McRooster on December 20, 2012, 10:07:55 PM
This is my least favourite  ;)

:'(

That is the least worst response so far.. ::)

I just needed you to have a short wait.  ::)

T Dog

Some times the only solution is to find a new problem.

Grazz

Quote from: T Dog on December 20, 2012, 10:30:47 PM
Some times the only solution is to find a new problem.

True, a little pain never hurt anyone.  :P

kilbluff1985

if i don't say so myself :P

Grazz

Nobody ever goes there anymore because its to crowded.