2013 Trevor Marmalade Award running count/ nominations.

[Ziplock]

As people have said, major flaw in this award is that we don't keep a record of funny shower people say.

So post the amusing quotes on here, and depending how many we get, either I'll just short list them all here or only short list the ones that are actually good :P

Then next year, once again depending on how many nominations there are, we'll either run a thread to short list them down to a top 10, or just have them all up.

Since the nominations for the 2012 award have closed, that means that stockpiling for 2013 starts now.

kk, go peeps.

Ziplock on Morris

Ripper call from Ziplock here concerning Dale Morris:

I was more thinking for bench cover. At least you know he will always be there.

So will herpes.

Doesn't  mean I'm going to go paying for it.

Spite on whatlez

Sweet, so now you can be an idiot and not win any awards or be reminded of it!!!

No one tell whatlez.

Tabs on Ablett

I'm nominating tabs for this gold one in reference to ablett hurting his back

well he is single now, so we cant blame him

Tbag on Jukes

Outcome, Jukes lives in Cambodia where 2/3 people don't have internet access ;)

Teejay on Boomz/ Tredrea

This thread is hilariously sad.

You have a giant knob with arms and legs as your display picture. Thats whats sad

FYI The picture was of Warren Tredrea lol

Football Factory on Whatlez

Why would you want to downgrade to a player who will cat about 250k?

Manbearpig on scrads?

Pretty gay if Pedo is the ONLY B/R. The only point of him being one is you can pick him in both spots or maybe at a stretch DPP trade.

Do you think we may be able to be extra flexible with our DPP next year ? Last year it was only 1 for 1 swaps but maybe we will be able to do 3-ways ?
*summarise* for instance, by dpp using nic nat, broughton and pederson in a threeway?

I really like the idea of a 3-way, but not involving Pedersen, NicNat and Broughton...

tor01dc on tbag

Adelaide's 210 cm speculative rookie - Jack Osborn - could be amay zing!

pm to cw - check!

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fridge

Trade me!

That kind of reaction gives me a chubby!!  ;D

Chelskiman on Richmond

Yeah, I'm not the best SC'er either, but I'm going to play.  We're all Tiger supporters anyway, so we will all probably tie for 9th.  :-[

Ossie on St Kilda

Goddard one of the few not in line to be suspended, yeah, still a lock

Yep Ossie, I get that he won't be suspended, I was really more wondering on the mental effect of the club going to shower all around him.

Scored ok at St. Kilda  :P

colliwobbles on (zorkos name?)
is wright cheaper than ZORKO - get some ZORK on your FORK


Whatlez on Elephants
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Lol you guys just talk about what you talk about on chat lol ::)

would like to see if Elephants really uses a trunk to type on the keyboard :P

CrowsFan on tbagrocks

Helped by a SJ and Nic omitions from round one. A Walker, Rocky, Wright, Dusty starting four seems totally feasible now, depends where I want Cox

In and around your mouth? :P

why do we even try, we all know that TDOG has got this wrapped up already

Lol you guys just talk about what you talk about on chat lol ::)

I would like to see if Elephants really uses a trunk to type on the keyboard :P

thats not his trunk  ::)

I'll have a xxxx Gold barman but no Roughhead this time because over the Hille out West there is Hale when I stopped for a Hudson McBean coffee with the Brogans who were drinking Baileys down the Hall trying to get there Witts about themselves, so I am getting a Lever to pry myself to leave for the Simpson desert with all its Sandilands

Naste on grazz in womens SC league

When Grazz is under the weather he often sits down to P Does this Qualify?

While away I played good friend and rival Toga, Nigey posted this for me via chat, in the AXV Mongolian Lambs thread! The week the Lambs and Llamas met!

Neadey ya boofhead!

Get ready for a roasting. Lamb style. ;)

But aren't lambs the ones that get roasted, not llamas?  ???

^ That's my comment btw, not Lairdy's.  ;)

When's the last time your mother served you roast llama? I've had roast lamb before, and it was delicious.  ;D

I nominate tbag once again :P I was 26 seconds too late guessing Koops who am I and BAM I get hit with this.

26 seconds too late </3

2005 again

Haha Dayze with this one after Colty slammed priddis at halftime (33 SC) but finished on 119 SC

Got premature colty...
Welcome to my world  :-[

Interested to see how Buddy goes against Hawks...  ;)

Maybe next year.

Sydney don't want him. Being weak as piss doesn't suit our team mentality.

So why you get Tippett? :o

A wild butthurt Adelaide supporter appeared!  :P

"What's with all you cocky dicks? The best team is currently sitting 11th but will surge up the ladder and win the grand final from here."

Nails posted this in leagues thread 22nd June....cocky dicks?...team surging .....had me laughing... ;D

I'm not an afl coach but I have an idea I think might help the lions.

Perhaps it would be a good idea to play a top 3 half back flanker on the half back flank and maybee develop one of the numerous forwards playing in the reserves.

It might be a ridicolous call as clearly they are doing so well in the current set up. But hey why not try it.


Next week Jonathon brown and leunerberger onto the wing and lets see how sam docherty goes in the ruck, ohh wait just green vest him instead.

Specky92: Lol I don't even look at names, I just associate players with members, my bad,

In reference to Vin changing the Hong Kong Dongs thread!

Colliwobblers: love the work you are doing with your dong vinny

CW then said "That didn't come out right"

Not all get read out.. I posted this one after Rowey had finished talking to Paddy D yesterday ...

"After speaking to Paddy,  Rowey's going to need a few minutes before he stands up from behind the desk."

Not sure why they didn't read it out  ;)

I was going to say "After Rowey's interview with Paddy D there's now TWO bones in the studio"

Sometimes I sit down to pee,  ;D

haha, got me ;D

What?...were you in there too?... ;D

Koop: been out of the house for 15 hours, 12 notifications, 5 messages 2 friend requests :o
Koop: plus 3 trade offers

Sparkles (Tbag): and a partrige in a pear tree

Rick O'Shay (Ricochet) To The Rescue                                                Rick O'Shay (Ricochet) To The Rescue                                                Rick O'Shay (Ricochet) To The Rescue

Back the flower off Tasmanians. One of the nicest places ever.

Yeah come on guys tassie is alright.
My girlfriend, mum and my sister  live there and she's a really nice person

[c4v3m4n]

Technically Zippy, this award can only accept nominations with posts made in 2013.

You've opened this up 2 months too early. ;)

[Ziplock]

so... from november 11- december 31 nothing counts?

that doesn't sound like a good system c4 :P

[Spite]

Sweet, so now you can be an idiot and not win any awards or be reminded of it!!!

No one tell whatlez.

[tbagrocks]

Sweet, so now you can be an idiot and not win any awards or be reminded of it!!!

No one tell whatlez.

Looks like we have our 2013 winner ;D

[c4v3m4n]

so... from november 11- december 31 nothing counts?

that doesn't sound like a good system c4 :P

Makes it a little confusing when it comes time to vote next year...

...but fair point.

[Justin Bieber]

I think I deserve an apology...  :-[

[kilbluff1985]

I think I deserve an apology...  :-[

sorry

[Ziplock]

I'm nominating tabs for this gold one in reference to ablett hurting his back

well he is single now, so we cant blame him

[Toga]

I nominate tbag for this cracker on the Dream Girl thread (read the thread to understand):

Outcome, Jukes lives in Cambodia where 2/3 people don't have internet access ;)

[elephants]

Twas a classic, good nomination Toga ;)

[kilbluff1985]

You dont think the vfl was the premier league? (before afl)

No, and get the hell out of my draft thread you moron!

have to say tbags reply made me lmao

[tbagrocks]

In fairness he called me a moron first, for simply saying Victoria isn't the only place great footballers have played :o

[kilbluff1985]

your not going soft are you mate? since when do you need a reason for your replies lol

[Ziplock]

In fairness he called me a moron first, for simply saying Victoria isn't the only place great footballers have played :o

no, he called you a moron for asserting he was victorian biased, when you had no idea if he was from victoria, and he wasn't

it was extremely rich coming from the most biased person on here as well...