Derby Day

[elephants]

Torres = biggest spud of all time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYdCdGv94dM&feature=related)
Hazard = had TWO good games, been rubbish the rest
Oscar = Rubbish, 10 other Brazilian wonderkids better then him.
Lampard = old as flower
Mata = good but wotever

RVP, Rooney, Kagawa, Valencia and Cleverly is five times better, as is Silva, Tevez, Aguero and Toure.

Torres = Nike Cup top scorer: 1999 Algarve Tournament Player of the Tournament: 2001 Algarve Tournament top scorer: 2001 UEFA European Under-16 Football Championship Player of the Tournament: 2001 UEFA European Under-16 Football Championship top scorer: 2001 UEFA European Under-19 Football Championship Player of the Tournament:

UEFA European Under-19 Football Championship top scorer: 2002 PFA Team of the Year (2): 2007â€"08, 2008â€"09 Premier League Player of the Month (2): February 2008, September 2009

Premier League Goal of the month (2): April 2009 [185] , March 2010 UEFA European Football Championship Team of the Tournament: 2008 UEFA Team of the Year: 2008

UEFA Euro 2008 Final Man of the Match [186]

FIFPro World XI (2): 2008, 2009 ESM Team of the Year: 2007-08 Ballon d'Or Third place: 2008 FIFA World Player of the Year Third place: 2008 FIFA Confederations Cup Silver Boot: 2009

FIFA Confederations Cup Team of the Tournament: 2009 [187]

UEFA Euro 2012 Spain vs Ireland Man of the Match [188]

UEFA Euro Golden Boot: 2012 [184]

Atletico Madrid top scorer (5): 2002-03 [189] , 2003-04 [190] , 2004-05 [191] , 2005-

06 [192] , 2006-07 [193]

Top scorer among Spanish nationals in La Liga (2): 2003-04, 2004-05 [184]

Liverpool FC top scorer (2): 2007-08 [194] , 2009-10 [195]

Spain all-time 3rd top scorer with 31 goals [196][197]

Spain all-time top scorer in UEFA Euro matches (5 goals) Only player to score in two UEFA Euro finals: one in 2008, the only goal in the match against Germany, and one in 2012, scoringSpain's third against Italy coming

from the bench. [198][199]



Hazard = hardly been rubbish. Much better than Kagawa ::) Hazard has the most assists in the league.

Oscar = this makes you look flowering retarded. A 21 year old with four games of English football is hardly deemable as rubbish especially after his two goals in 90 seconds against Juventus in the champions league.

Lampard = sure he's old but so is Scholes and Giggs and we don't rely on lamps week in week out ::)

Mata = more assists and goals per game than David Silva.

Please man, do yourself and everyone here a favour and dont talk, eh?

[Jukes]

Torres for Chelsea;
Signed for 50 million (6th highest ever transfer fee), 18 goals in 80 games in all competitions (one goal every 4.4 games).
RVP cost less then half for United then what Torres cost yet has 7 goals in 9 games (1 goal every 1.3 matches)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYdCdGv94dM

Also DEFOEEEEEEEEEE. As ele himself would say, flower man, you look retarded now don't ya. (No hard feelings, we're still buds)

[elephants]

Have to admit man, you looked pretty silly when you said Chelsea have no hope 3-0 only for us to go 0-1 up 17 in.

I expected a win but like Chelski said I wouldn't be devo with a draw.

[elephants]

Oh and you boo'd me lol. Feel big now? :P

[Jukes]

Oh and you boo'd me lol. Feel big now? :P

I never booed you? I never boo or cheer people, can't be arsed.

[elephants]

Haha okay :)

[elephants]

Down 2-1 ar showere Heart Lane... Doesn't Mata ;D

I lobe you Jukesy. You said bring in Mata this week!!! He's only my vice though.

[elephants]

Keep The Blue Flag Flying High <3

[Chelskiman]

A mate said to me that Mata in Japanese is Again.  I found that fitting.

[elephants]

Mata in Australian is "flower yeah you flowering champion!"

[Chelskiman]

Mata in Australian is "flower yeah you flowering champion!"

Haha, so true.  One of the best games I've seen in recent times.  Always a great day when we beat Spurs.

[Luigi197]

Smiles all round almost :)
+Happy with Heskey scoring and assisting for my fantasy A-league.
+A loss for CCM make's Heart's hopes at beating them here in Melbourne all the more likely.
+Chelsea won.
+Hazard did well for my Fantasy EPL.

only negatives
-Del Piero scored
-got my Newcastle CCM tip wrong..

[elephants]

"Tottenham away, love it"

- Football Factory