AXV - Taiwan Dolphins - where dogs used to tremble

[picker_man]

Ahh - you have spotted my Achilles heel.

Any suggestions, wiseguy?  ;)

My suggestion is...........Give up :P lol

[tor01doc]

I will be relying on Dickson, Wright and Stokes - hmmm - will be tough I know.

[tor01doc]

And now JB joins the slaughter.  ::)

[Justin Bieber]

You know that Wellingham was a forward in your trade?

[tor01doc]

I know now!  ::)

[tor01doc]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Taiwan's beloved dictator, President Ma Ying-jeou, has declared a compulsory national Day of Mourning.

Losing its Davis Cup tie to the lowly ranked Australians is very hard to bear for such a proud country...especially with the little Aussie bogan playing a key role in our demise - COME ON!

[Justin Bieber]

Where are my jokes?!?!? >:(

[JBs-Hawks]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Taiwan's beloved dictator, President Ma Ying-jeou, has declared a compulsory national Day of Mourning.

Losing its Davis Cup tie to the lowly ranked Australians is very hard to bear for such a proud country...especially with the little Aussie bogan playing a key role in our demise - COME ON!

Davis Cup/Asians doesnt matter what competition, same result ;)

[tor01doc]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Taiwan's beloved dictator, President Ma Ying-jeou, has declared a compulsory national Day of Mourning.

Losing its Davis Cup tie to the lowly ranked Australians is very hard to bear for such a proud country...especially with the little Aussie bogan playing a key role in our demise - COME ON!

Davis Cup/Asians doesnt matter what competition, same result ;)

Obviously just 'Joshin'' me JB?

Good one though!

[tor01doc]

Where are my jokes?!?!? >:(

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
 
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked,
"Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
 
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry.  Are you three whales from Scotland ?"
 
And that's the last thing I remember.

[tor01doc]

EMBARRASSMENT
A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you??
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right??
The guy then responded with a loud voice: ?$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!?
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

[tor01doc]

 
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!
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> A woman was in a coma.
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> She had been in it for months.
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> Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
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> One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever they touched her there.
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> They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement..
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> They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick &bring her out of the coma'
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> The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.
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> The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
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> After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
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> The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
> .
> .
The husband said,'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.!'
..

[Adamant]

Savage isn't a forward, Doc!

[tor01doc]

Hard to argue with that!  :-[

[tor01doc]

Good bye Broughton and Walker.

Hello Lewis and Brennan.

Love a Hawk in the team.