AXV - Taiwan Dolphins - where dogs used to tremble

tor01doc · February 22, 2013, 03:23:33 AM

Surely Oscar Pistorius can't be the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentine's Day after shooting a load into his girlfriend's face whilst imagining she was someone else?

Is this too rude? :-[ :-\ ??? ;D

tbagrocks · February 22, 2013, 03:27:54 AM

Quote from: tor01doc on February 22, 2013, 03:23:33 AM
Surely Oscar Pistorius can't be the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentine's Day after shooting a load into his girlfriend's face whilst imagining she was someone else?

Is this too rude? :-[ :-\ ??? ;D

Well yes depending on your limits on humour

I like South Park so...

Absolute gold 8)

tor01doc · February 22, 2013, 03:41:21 AM

So Usain Bolt rocks up to a golf course in southern US of A looking for a round.

The pro says, 'Sorry. Coloured folk aren't allowed to play here. There's a public course 10 minutes down the road where you will be allowed to play.'

Usain starts ranting, 'Do you know who you're taking to? I am Usain Bolt.'

So the guy says, 'All right then Mr Smarty Fastpants. It's 3 minutes down the road. Now flower off.'

tbagrocks · February 22, 2013, 03:50:36 AM

Let's hope the pro never goes to Iraq :o or he might get what's coming to him ;)

tor01doc · February 23, 2013, 02:10:22 PM

Did someone say, 'Cheerleader?, :-*

tor01doc · February 23, 2013, 02:16:00 PM

Dolphin's have the world's best AFL player, the world's best golfer (LPGA) and the world's best cheerleaders.

tor01doc · February 23, 2013, 02:20:15 PM

And one for the ladies - world's best golfer - also from Taiwan.

tor01doc · February 23, 2013, 02:23:11 PM

And one more for the boys.

We Dolphins do a pretty nice swimsuit calendar.

tor01doc · February 27, 2013, 02:27:24 PM

Taiwan's board have sat and decided to name their Reserves Team in such a way as to pay homage to the previous name of Taiwan.

The FORMOSA SARDINES will be the name of The Taiwan Dolphin's Reserves Team.

We are able to break further news. John West have come on board as major sponsor of the Magoos.

tor01doc · February 27, 2013, 02:29:10 PM

More sponsors seem to be clambering to get on board.

Welcoming Ayam Brand - sardines in tomato sauce - yum, get them on your plate.

tor01doc · February 27, 2013, 03:49:46 PM

WTF?

tor01doc · March 03, 2013, 10:37:13 AM

Trouble brewing in Taiwan. :-X

tor01doc · May 21, 2013, 08:44:26 PM

Quote from: Jayman on December 01, 2012, 11:31:58 PM
Quote from: KoopKicka on December 01, 2012, 11:28:31 PM
Looking at that team cant wait to anihlate you ~~come rivalry round! ;D~~
A huge +1 to that one ;)

Bump.