This guy got nothing on Del Piero

Started by Hawka, September 16, 2012, 09:40:55 PM

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Hawka

September 16, 2012, 09:40:55 PM
http://www.teamtalk.com/papertalk/8082812/Paper-Talk-United-keen-on-double-raid
The one the only Emile Heskey rejected a deal from the Newcastle Jets :(

and it brought to mind what "novely" player would u like too see in Australia

Luigi197

#1
September 16, 2012, 09:47:13 PM
Despite the jokes and all; I would've loved to have seen him join Newcastle Jets. That would've made the playing field so much more competitive. His experience would be good in the A-League, and the Jets are lacking some depth. Or if he moved to WSW! :o

If only...

Cicjose

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September 16, 2012, 09:57:01 PM

Chelskiman

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September 16, 2012, 10:00:23 PM
Haha, Heskey.  He would have been pretty decent here in the A-League though.

CrowsFan

#4
September 16, 2012, 10:15:04 PM
Reasons why Heskey is better than Messi...

Heskey has never missed a penalty, Messi has
Heskey has 61 caps for England, Messi has 0.
Heskey has scored 7 goals for England, Messi has 0.
Heskey has scored 100+ goals in the Premier League, Messi has never scored in it.
Heskey undoubted
ly has a larger cock than Messi.
Heskey is black, Messi isn't.
Heskey's feet are size 15, Messi's are a tiny size 10.
Emile's shots go out for throw-ins, Messi's don't.
Heskey's dog is sexier than Messi's dog.
Heskey misses a lot because he doesn't want to upset the goalkeepers feelings, Messi just scores all the time because he's a twat.
Heskey has played in more World Cups than Messi.
Emile has played for more clubs than Messi, meaning he is more versatile.
Heskey has been bought for bigger transfers fee than Messi ever has.
Heskey quite clearly has a better haircut than Messi.
Messi played shower in the Champions League Semi Final against Chelsea, Heskey didn't.
Heskey has never had a bad game in La Liga, Messi has.
Heskey weighs much more than Messi, making him the better man.
Heskey can play without Xavi and Iniesta.
Heskey changes clubs regularly, as he wants to give everyone a chance with his brilliance, Messi just stays at Barcelona.
Heskey has better strength, heading accuracy and aggression on FIFA 12 (the only attributes that matter).
Heskey has played more times in the Euro's than Messi.
Messi has never made a girl orgasm, Heskey does by simply staring into a womens eyes.
Heskey's middle name is 'William Ivanhoe', which is far better and cooler than Messi's middle name 'Andrés'.
Heskey has had shower managers such as Alex Mcleish and Steve Bruce, whereas Messi has had Pep Guardiola
Heskey can play at Centre Back, Messi can't.

Jukes

#5
September 17, 2012, 04:59:03 PM
/\ the page I own on fb made that :P

(Different admin tho)

Signed him in my most recent fm, flowering gun scored a hatrick on debut then a 90th minute winner in his second game.

Luigi197

#6
September 17, 2012, 05:09:59 PM
Quote from: Jukes on September 17, 2012, 04:59:03 PM
/\ the page I own on fb made that :P

(Different admin tho)

which page? :o

Jukes

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September 17, 2012, 05:46:10 PM
It's a united one so I guess nobody will like it :P

There is only one Manchester and that's Manchester United

showerty name I know I didn't found it, did most of the admin work early but do flower all now.

Jukes

#8
September 17, 2012, 08:56:35 PM
I mostly operate my anti-eagles page atm :P

elephants

#9
September 17, 2012, 09:36:06 PM
Hahaha i love the FIFA one and the weight one

Hawka

#10
September 19, 2012, 09:17:29 AM Last Edit: September 19, 2012, 09:19:13 AM by Hawka
GUYSSS THIS IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!
Its back on!! he is on the verge of signing a 1 year deal!!
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1162867/emile-heskey-on-the-verge-of-signing-for-newcastle-jets?cc=3436

Luigi197

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September 19, 2012, 10:52:25 AM

Hawka

#12
September 19, 2012, 05:28:56 PM
Its all done subject to a medical!!
and ive heard Western Sydney could announce Ballack as new signing before the end of the week!! excioting times!

Chelskiman

#13
September 19, 2012, 05:30:21 PM
Quote from: Hawka on September 19, 2012, 05:28:56 PMand ive heard Western Sydney could announce Ballack as new signing before the end of the week!! excioting times!

That would be a bigger signing than Del Piero tbh.  ???
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