AXV: Tibetan Llamas

[tor01doc]

So MrX,

I have a few questions for you.

1: Is it true that Tea Bag really does rock?
2: Has he ever kissed a llama?
3: And if so, was it tongues?

Thanks.

[Justin Bieber]

And also if so did you get some of its bubblegum?

[Colliwobblers]

Questions:

1. What has been the focus and strategy of the Llamas draft thus far.
2. What are the Llamas target position/player types in trade window.
3. When do the Llamas expect to be in their premiership window.
4. Who are the Llamass MVP's

[tor01doc]

Oh sorry - serious question - OK.

So Mr X, why are the other coaches calling your tbaggers the 'Lame asses'?

[tbagrocks]

                                                                                     1/10/2012
                 Post Draft Press Realese for the Llamas
Coach tbag and Media Guru Mr X enter and take their seets.
Mr x "Thankyou all for coming, this has been an amazing Draft for us as we feel we got the players we wanted, we started out with a competitive list after five rounds before Coach tbag made a shock decision to pull Jeremy Cameron from no where, then it was no turning back as the Llamas sistematically Drafted the best young talant avalible at every pick"

from Adamant
"What type of players (age/position, etc) are the Llamas looking for during the trade period?"
tbag "Idealy we would like teenagers and young midfielders, we may even be giving up some young midfielders if it is seen as not to hurt Tibet being competitive next season, really, depending on the number of trade movements, we want as many Draft picks as possible"
    "We make no secret that we will target players who were recruited from the Glenelg football club, and Broken hill"

Also, another question:
Is there an age limit for the Llama's or are you still interested in players into their late 20's, early 30's?
tbag "We will prefer players under 25, but to get Draft picks, also depending on the number of allocated player movements, will look at anyone if it means getting another or higher pick"
    "Again depending on movements allowed, we are willing to discuss players wanted by other clubs as we want Coaches to have their favorite players, as we also have fondness of some older players, and younger players Waltlez!"


So MrX, I have a few questions for you.
1: Is it true that Tea Bag really does rock?
tbag "the answer to this was made known in the Origen of your Username in the Front Bar, but we will realeseit again here shortly, and yes"

2: Has he ever kissed a llama?
Mr X "I think he tried it once"

3: And if so, was it tongues?
Mr X "Security can we have this reporter removed thanks"

Whatlez
And also if so did you get some of its bubblegum?
tbag "No he was all out of Bubblegum!!!!!"

Colliwobbles
1. What has been the focus and strategy of the Llamas draft thus far.
tbag "As stated we were trying to Pick a competitive younger team, but it became obvious as we were unwilling to draft the older proven scorers that we needed to plan for the future and draft as many talanted kids as we could, we feel we achieved this"

3. When do the Llamas expect to be in their premiership window.
tbag "We are realistic and while our Midfield line could be dominant as early as 2014, we expect in about three Seasons so by 2015 we should be pushing for top four, with our current list. By 2016 we expect to be winning"

4. Who are the Llamass MVP's
tbag "The sprint star Paddy Dangerfield is our biggest star at the moment, Jeremy Cameron will be fantastic for the club and we hope either Zac Smith or Daniel Gorringe will dominate our Ruck line. Ebert, Martin, Wallis, Dev Smith, Hmac, Kelly, Hanley and Duffield should all feature in our best next season."

Torc
Oh sorry - serious question - OK.
So Mr X, why are the other coaches calling your tbaggers the 'Lame asses'?
tbag stands up in a fit of rage "Who let this joker back in"

Mr X "thanks to all for coming, sit back and enjoy the Tibetan ride"

"Get amongst the Llamas"

[Colliwobblers]

nice work.

[tor01doc]

Despite all the due diligence, the attention to detail, the discipline showed and the terrific list, you will not be known as the diligent one nor as the attentive one nor as the disciplined one nor the one with the good list

But you kiss just one llama....

One of my favourites  ;)

Nice presser by the way

[Noz]

Enjoy your wooden spoons you spud

[Noz]

Enjoy your wooden spoons you spud

Ever heard of a lad naimed Aish?? ;)

Michael Aish yeah played over 300 games for Norwood.  ;)

[Jay]

Enjoy your wooden spoons you spud

Ever heard of a lad naimed Aish?? ;)

Michael Aish yeah played over 300 games for Norwood.  ;)

And if it was his son I am talking about he'd be walking straight into the Crows Midfield  ::)
But it's his spud Brother who had "better things to do" ers son

JAMES...

>:D

[Jay]

are you sure you took Alex Johnson with pick 567. Because im 100% sure he is on my squad :o

Round 36)(567) Alex Johnson                   Def

do you mean Alex Forster?

[Justin Bieber]

are you sure you took Alex Johnson with pick 567. Because im 100% sure he is on my squad :o

Round 36)(567) Alex Johnson                   Def

do you mean Alex Forster?

%100 sure your right  ??? now trade already!

No reply on getting Tex ???

[Adamant]

tbag, I have exceeded the amount of pm's I can post in an hour...you need to confirm the trade in the Trades thread  :)

[tor01doc]

I think Adamant is a bit of a slut!  ;)

[Jay]

are you sure you took Alex Johnson with pick 567. Because im 100% sure he is on my squad :o

Round 36)(567) Alex Johnson                   Def

do you mean Alex Forster?

%100 sure your right  ??? now trade already!

check your PMs...