AXV: Turkish Gazelles - Noz

Started by Noz, August 12, 2012, 08:43:40 PM

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BB67th

Quote from: Noz on September 15, 2012, 08:52:29 PM
Quote from: Jayman on September 15, 2012, 08:48:21 PM
Great read noz :D has the best question been announced?

Yes that have it was a tie between Yourself and BB

Jayman was reporter 1 while BB was reporter 8 both men will receive Turkish Gazelle membership packages as well as 2 free tickets each to the AXV Grand Final hopefully to see the Gazelles perform.
Seeing as the Folders have nothing to do with the Gazelles I am looking to sell these membership packages for a reasonable price. ;)
I liked the press conference Noz btw really good job. Is Heath Shaw stiill trying to shoot fire out the back? Did he succeed in the end?

Noz

Quote from: BB67th on September 15, 2012, 11:53:50 PM
Quote from: Noz on September 15, 2012, 08:52:29 PM
Quote from: Jayman on September 15, 2012, 08:48:21 PM
Great read noz :D has the best question been announced?

Yes that have it was a tie between Yourself and BB

Jayman was reporter 1 while BB was reporter 8 both men will receive Turkish Gazelle membership packages as well as 2 free tickets each to the AXV Grand Final hopefully to see the Gazelles perform.
Seeing as the Folders have nothing to do with the Gazelles I am looking to sell these membership packages for a reasonable price. ;)
I liked the press conference Noz btw really good job. Is Heath Shaw stiill trying to shoot fire out the back? Did he succeed in the end?

Unfortunately not the Gazelles would like to inform the rest of the world if they didn't know already Heath Shaw isn't the brightest person in the world.

Noz


Noz

Assistant coach needed and welcomed  :)

Noz

Welcome to the club!

The F.A.R.K. - Joins the Gazelles coaching staff as our new assistant coach.

Jack Viney, Jed Anderson and Liam McBean were all drafted by the Gazelles in the draft this past week, All 3 men will be welcoming additions to the new premiership favourites for the 2013 season. We hope they can have a impact on and off the field.

Justin Bieber

Lol the Fark left without notice.

Noz

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Breaking News
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Current Captain Jobe Watson is currently under investigated after being accused in the global media after being in the front line of a drug scandal at his former club "Essendon" Jobe was quick to defend his former club having this to say about this scandal after leaving the Gazelles recovery session


(Picture submitted by Ergun Çağatay)

Jobe Watson: Obviously this has been quite a shocked and has been brought upon quite suddenly, As fair as I'm conceded everything we took during my time at Essendon Football Club was completely above board, Right now i am going to head back to Australia and settle things with ASADA (Australian Sports Anti-Doping Authority).

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Intra Club match set

To kick things of for a massive 2013 season we have decided to open the gates up to the Türk Telekom Arena and host a intra club match, The match will be held this friday at 7pm. Tickets will be available at the door for free. We will like to welcome all non members and members of the Gazelles to come on down and see your favourite players for the first time in 2013.

Meet your favourite players before hand for signatures and photos all for free.

Unfourtnaly due to unforeseen circumstances Jobe Watson has decided to miss the intra club match.

Robbie Gray and Dean Cox will also miss the match with minor injuries

A second intra club match will be held at the end of the month in which Jobe Watson and hopefully Robbie and Dean will take part in.
Team A
Matthew Boyd
Ivan Maric
Luke Ball
Leigh Adams
Ben Cunnington
Tom Mitchell
Brandon Ellis
Aaryn Siposs
Sam Fisher
Daniel Kerr
Ryan Lester
Adam Goodes
Josh Mellington
Andrew Raines
Todd Banfield
Liam McBean
Mitchell Clisby
Fletcher Roberts
Jack Viney
Jonathan Simpkin
Tom Young

Team B
Heath Shaw
Paul Chapman
Mitchell Duncan
Nathan Grima
Brad Sewell
Jed Anderson
Shaun Atley
Andrew Krakouer
Jordan Russell
Matthew Shaw
Easton Wood
Aiden Riley
Nick Maxwell
Josh Tynan
Brendan Ah Chee
Xaiver Ellis
Brent Renouf
Cameron Delaney
Dean Rampe
Matthew Tarberne
Lincoln McCarthy

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Follow the leader?

Right now the Gazelles board is discussing whether or not to keep Watson as captain for the 2013 season when he comes back to Turkey from Australia he will be under investigation throughout the club as to weather or not we find him the right role model to lead our club on and off the field
Matthew Boyd, Dean Cox, Adam Goodes and Luke Ball are all in contention to be named the new captain if Jobe is seemed unfit.

Noz

Intra Club results
            Q1    Q2     Q3     Q4     FT
Team A: 3.0   5.3    9.4    14.7   91
Team B: 2.1   6.5    7.7    11.9   75

Goal Kickers
A: Banfield 4, Fisher, 3 Mellington 2, Robets 1, Adams 1, Boyd 1, Kerr 1, Viney 1
B: Chapman 3, Tarberne 3, Krakouer 2, Anderson 1, Rampe 1, Sewell 1

Reports:

Banfield dominated the game for Team A kicking 4 goals and setting up a couple more in the process, Viney showed us what he is capable of winning several clearances and pushes his claim for a round 1 selection. Fisher enjoyed a role change playing at CHF, Kerr seems to be over his injury woes dominated the midfield.

Rampe won over many fans with his hard work in the midfield, Anderson pushed his claims for round 1 with a dominating display over the half forward line, Tarberne kicked 3 goals and provided a good option up front.

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Brent Renouf will join Jobe Watson, Dean Cox and Robbie Gray as confirmed outs for round 1 of the CW pre season competition.

Noz

Opening betting options at the start of the season
Bookies have opened up a early best and fairest odds

Jobe Watson - $3.50
Matthew Boyd - $3.50*
Brad Sewell - $ 5
Luke Ball - $7
Ivan Maric - $12
Heath Shaw - $12
Mitchell Duncan - $14
Paul Chapman - $14.50
Ben Cunnington - 18.50
Other - $25

*Boyd was traded soon after*

Current betting odds for the best and fairest

Watson - $2.20
David Mundy - $3.80
Mitch Duncan - $5.50
Heath Shaw - $7.20
Adam Goodes - $7.20
Ben Cunnington - $9.50
Dean Cox - $10.00
Brandon Ellis - $12.50
Tom Mitchell - $18.50
Paul Chapman - $250
Nick Maxwell - All bets refunded due to him being a spud.

Noz

Who will take out the inaugural Turkey best and fairest now called the "Hamish Wingard medal" Hamish Wingard was dubbed the greatest person to ever hail from the great country which is Turkey, Hamish Wingard was pivotal in World War 1 nearly winning the entire war on his own back. The great country of Turkey recognises his abilities and are privileged to name such a prestigious medal after him.


TURKEY FOOTBALL CLUB
           cordially invites you to the dolmbahce palace on the 6th of September to announce just who will take home the most prestigious medal throughout the sporting world. "Hamish Wingard medal" tickets are selling fast so if you want to be apart of sporting history book you're table now

Other medals up for grabs are:

Chad Hartlett medal - Best first year player
Ottoman medal - Player who captained the side most throughout the year
Goitered medal - Player judged by the public as the best player throughout the year

Prices
$150 to enjoy a lovely meal for you and one friend (limit 5 per customer)
$200 to enjoy a lovely meal for you and one friend plus autograph and pictures from playing and coaching staff
$300 to enjoy a lovely meal and get invited to the after party where all players and coaching staff will attend (limit 50 people)

Also don't miss your chance to vote who takes home the Goitered medal send you're votes to head coach Noz via PM on Fanfooty

Nominees
A) Jobe Watson
B) Mitch Duncan
C) Dean Cox
D) Brendan Ellis
E) David Mundy
F) Tom Mitchell
G) Heath Shaw

Noz


Noz

Host: Welcome everyone to the Turk Telekom Arena tonight is all about the players who was voted the best young player of 2013, The best captain of the year, Who the fans rated as the number 1 player and of course who will take out the first ever best and fairest for the Turkey Gazelles found out NOW!

Round 1

It was the opening game of the inaugural AXV season after a quite poor CW Cap performance by th Gazelles we were looking to come out strongly against the UAE Tigers. Unfortunately we lost.

Due to a couple of late changes with Heath Shaw and Andrew Krakouer pulling out due to soreness in came to the side Jordan Russell and Arryn Siposs. This was the inaugural team that stepped out in round 1 of the AXV season

Dean Cox - Captain
Jobe Watson - Vice captain

Nathan Grima, Shaun Atley, Brendan Ellis, Jordan Russell, David Mundy, Brad Sewell, Ben Cunnington, Ivan Maric, Leigh Adams, Adam Goodes, Paul Chapman, Mitchell Duncan, Arryn Siposs

The votes went as followed

5 votes: David Mundy
4 votes: Jobe Watson
3 votes: Paul Chapman
2 votes: Mitch Duncan
1 vote: Adam Goodes

Round 2
After a tough week there were some harsh changes at the Gazelles headquarters in came Nick Maxwell, Sam Fisher and Heath Shaw. Brandon Ellis, Jordan Russell and Andrew Krakouer all found their way out of the side.

In what was describe by head coach Noz as the best game he had seen youngster Shaun Atley played and Jobe Watson's leadership skills something to be amazed at. The Gazelles pulled together and gained the 4 points.

The votes went as followed

5 votes: Jobe Watson
4 votes: Heath Shaw
3 votes: Paul Chapman
2 votes: Nathan Grima
1 vote: Shaun Atley

Round 3
After recording the Gazelles first win of the AXV season the Gazelles were looking to repeat the feat on their home ground. For the second time in a row Jobe Watson was given the captaincy and showed us all why he is regarded as one of the best players in the World.

Robbie Gray who was coming back from spending 12 months on the sidelines comeback was delayed after he pulled up sore after training in came Jordan Russell for his second game. Tom Young was also given his first opportunity at senior level while Brad Sewell who did a hamstring and Nick Maxwell out with a broken wrist both missed.

The votes went as followed

5 votes: Dean Cox
4 votes: Ben Cunnington
3 votes: Mitchell Duncan
2 votes: David Mundy
1 votes: Ivan Maric


Leaderboard after round 3
1st place: Jobe Waston 9 votes
2nd place: David Mundy 7 votes
3rd place: Paul Chapman 6 votes
4th place: Mitch Duncan 5 votes
5th place: Dean Cox 5 votes

Noz

Ottoman medal

Host: Well Jobe Watson takes the early lead will he be able to hold out some strong opposition to take home the medal we will find out later tonight right now we celebrate the man who captianed the side the most times throughout season 2013, The Winner of the 2013 Ottoman Medal is...............Jobe Watson


Noz

Round 4
After winning the last 2 matches the Gazelles were looming as favourites PNG Head Hunters in what was described as the upset of the year the Gazelles unfortunately went down. Robbie Gray finally made his return after his knee injury but failed to make an impact head coach Noz said "All we wanted from Robbie is to get through the match unscathed and he did that so were pleased by his performance"

The team made no changes to the side this week David Mundy and Mitch Duncan continued their strong start to the season while Watson was as good as ever as caption

The votes went as followed

5 votes: David Mundy
4 votes: Jobe Watson
3 votes: Mitch Duncan
2 votes: Ivan Maric
1 vote: Paul Chapman

Round 5
It was Anzac round and the Gazelles relished the opportunity to play on Anzac day unfortunately the Gazelles were beaten by the strong Australian Ales, Brad Sewell was looking to play but pulled up sore in the pre match warmup, Paul Chapman missed with what was described as a "hamstring twinge" by head coach Noz. Tom Young and Daniel Kerr were their replacements.

Heath Shaw played his best game for the season while Mitch Duncan continued his strong start to the season and senior players Dean Cox and Jobe Watson pulled the team from what was described as quite a poor performance

The votes went as followed

5 votes: Jobe Watson
4 votes: Heath Shaw
3 votes: Dean Cox
2 votes: Adam Goodes
1 vote: Tom Young

Round 6
The Gazelles were welcomed back to the Turk Telekom Arena and hosted their long time rivals and probably worst team in the AXV the Tibetan Llamas and got the job done quite easily. Paul Chapman pulled out for the second week in a row and Daniel Kerr and Shaun Atley also were dropped for the game. Brad Sewell and Sharrod Wellingham found themselves in the Gazelles line up. Maric suffered what seemed to be a bad ankle injury

Mitch Duncan played his best game of his short career while Dean Cox and Heath Shaw also impressed against the Llamas

The votes went as followed

5 votes: Mitch Duncan
4 votes: Dean Cox
3 votes: Heath Shaw
2 votes: Sharrod Wellingham
1 vote: Adam Goodes

Leader board after round 6

1st place: Jobe Waston 18 votes
2nd place:  Mitch Duncan 13 votes
3rd place:  David Mundy 12 votes
4th place:   Dean Cox 12 votes
5th place: Heath Shaw 11 votes

Noz

Chad Hartlett medal

Host: Whoa look at that leader board with Watson now 5 votes clear of second position can Watson lead from start to finish, Well right now we judge who exactly was the best first year player the nominations were:

Tom Mitchell
Jack Viney
Jed Anderson
Mitchell Clisby
Adam Oxaley
Matthew Taberner
Dean Rampe

Host: And the winner of the first every Chad Hartlett medal is...........Tom Mitchell

Final tally

Tom Mitchell - 50 votes
Jed Anderson - 12 votes
Jack Viney - 9 votes
Dean Rampe - 7 votes
Mitchell Clisby - 4 votes
Matthew Taberner - 2 votes
Adam Oxley - 1 vote