AXV: Turkish Gazelles - Noz

[Noz]

Over night the Gazelles grew a Mullet

Big Ivan Maric becomes our third selection and qualifies for our number 1 ruck position. Hopefully Ivan can keep his flawless Mullet and terrifying death stares for many years to come.

[Noz]

Any one wants a chance to be apart of history as part of the first ever coaching panel for the 2013 Premierships Turkish Gazelles, After a Assistant Coach and a Draft Consultant.

[picker_man]

cant wait for your press conference Noz haha, hope you get atleast 2 questions asked cause then you'll beat BB lol :P

[Noz]

cant wait for your press conference Noz haha, hope you get atleast 2 questions asked cause then you'll beat BB lol :P

Haha well the major Turkish newspaper companies are all coming and major newspapers from around the world are all making their way to Turkey tonight, We are expecting a turnout of 20,000 news reporters so we need questions.

[picker_man]

cant wait for your press conference Noz haha, hope you get atleast 2 questions asked cause then you'll beat BB lol :P

Haha well the major Turkish newspaper companies are all coming and major newspapers from around the world are all making their way to Turkey tonight, We are expecting a turnout of 20,000 news reporters so we need questions.

lol ;D

Ok i'll help out :) describe how a gazelle intimidates things..... lol

[Noz]

Bookies have opened up a early best and fairest odds

Jobe Watson - $3.50
Matthew Boyd - $3.50
Brad Sewell - $ 5
Luke Ball - $7
Ivan Maric - $12
Heath Shaw - $12
Mitchell Duncan - $14
Paul Chapman - $14.50
Ben Cunnington - 18.50
Other - $25

[BB67th]

I will have $10 billion on Watson to win.

Also my question for the press conference later is:
Obviously the club is tilting towards being strong premiership contenders next year. What is your long term plan after that and do you believe that you can continue to be a successful club afterwards with guns like Watson, Boyd, Sewell, Ball and Chapman all in their very senior years?

[Noz]

Bet taken and question submitted.

[Noz]

Turkish Gazelle Press Conference

Live from outside the Türk Telekom Arena thousands of reporters from around the globe have come to see the first ever press conference of the AXV newest franchise team the Turkish Gazelle head coach Noz has been introduced by our clubs CEO and will be joined by the Gazelles number 1 draft pick along with our inaugural captain Jobe Watson and running defender Heath Shaw.

Noz: Before we start this conference i would like to express my graduate to everyone who managed to make the journey behind us is the Türk Telekom Arena one of the grandest arenas in the world and we are glad to call it our home for the 2013 season and hopefully many after. Now i will answer some questions.

Reporter 1: Do you think your best chance at a flag will be in 2013 with the likes of Watson, Boyd, Chapman as the stars, or will your best chance be in a few years time when Duncan, Cunnington, Prestia, Mitchell are in their prime.

Noz: We will be aiming for premiership glory hopefully within the next couple of years we believe a strong mixture of experience and youngsters is the right recipe for success. We would like to exploit the last couple of season our elder players have left and aim for premiership glory. Only 3 players are over the age of 30 in Boyd, Chapman and Sam Fisher, Our aim of the draft was when those blokes retire our youngsters are willing to step up and we don't have to drop out of premiership glory and rebuild from the bottom. We will be looking towards our youngsters many times this season to ease the pressure of our older blokes though.

Reporter 2 How do you expect to compete with the young Llamas with so many grandpas in your team?

Noz: Oh a Llama fan maybe i should of put more security on the door. In answer to your question our average player age is only 24 though we do have some older blokes in our team our drafting team has been able to balance that with several of the best young talent in our game. We won't have a problem now security please escort this Llama fan out of here.

Reporter 2: But you can't do that

Noz: Adios, Any more Llama fans please leave

*Silence is heard as no one steps up the Llamas don't seem to have many supporters at all*

Noz: Excellent next question guys

Reporter 3: Who are the Gazelles looking to offload during the trade period?

Noz: We have a fairly balanced team and right now we don't seem to be lacking in any position but of course if the right price comes along we will be willing to part ways with our players but all our players do seem happy at the club. Dion Prestia and Daniel Kerr have been told they will be used as back up players and won't crack into the side unless injury happens they may look to test other clubs for a more starting position.

Reporter 4: With Boyd, Mullet, Watto, Ball, Shaw and Chappy in the starting 15, would anything less than a GF birth be disappointing

Noz: Oh no doubt our players are the cream of the crop and we will consider the 2012 season a complete disappointment if we don't make the grand final, Injures will happen of course but we believe our depth is strong enough to cope and hopefully we will play no players out of position. Some of our older blokes will be rested at times but their replacements know they role and I'm confident they won't let us down.

Reporter 5: Can you describe how a Gazelle is intimidating

Heath Shaw: I will answer this one The Goitered Gazelle is the Gazelle that is local in Turkey can cover up to 30km a day during winter so fitness is not our problem we also have enlargement of the neck and throat during the mating season to attract female Gazelles. Many males throughout many species consider this as a threat and are intimidated due to our successful mating rituals. Many Gazelles also have superhuman strength and can shoot fire from their hands.

Reporter 5: Haha funny joke Shaw but seriously

Heath Shaw I am serious

*Shaw then tries to shoot fire from his hands and fails he is helped to the back by the Turkish Gazelle staff*

Jobe Watson: Poor guy can't catch a break i will be answering the next question

Reporter 6: Jobe with the early best and fairest odds being released you are tied favourite with Matthew Boyd to win after a impressive season do you believe you can take the triple threat out Best and Fairest, AXV Brownlow Medal and a Premiership

Jobe Watson: Individual honours are not what I'm after i will just be looking forward to running out there with 14 other blokes looking for a kick or 2 at the end of the year if I'm rewarding with a medal or two I'm not going to complain but individual records are not what were about.

Noz: I think we have time for a few more questions

*The reporter that got kicked out earlier on managed to sneak back in and jump up to the podium to ask the last question*

Reporter 2 Why are Port Adelaide so bad?

Noz: You again i need to hire better security. Port are focusing on the youth and will look to get games into many of our young stars with lack of experience players it will take time but we will bounce back up in the next year or two. Now get this man out of here

Reporter 7 Once again Hamish Hartlett does not get selected. Noz's love child just does not seem to get into his team. Why is this?

Noz: We rate Hamish Hartlett extremely highly and have been unlucky in getting him we will be pushing hard towards getting him in the trade period as he will be one of our stars as we chase towards the 2013 premiership. Hamish if your listening please come to us we need you....i need you.

Reporter 8: Obviously the club is tilting towards being strong premiership contenders next year. What is your long term plan after that and do you believe that you can continue to be a successful club afterwards with guns like Watson, Boyd, Sewell, Ball and Chapman all in their very senior years?

Noz: Our long term plan is to become one of the power house of the Asian competion for many years to come and even have a crack at winning a few Champion League championships. We have drafted so we don't need to rebuild in a few years after our stars have retired when guys like Watson, Sewell and Boyd retire Duncan, Cunnington, Mitchell, Prestia will all be reaching there prime and look to be multiple premiership players by the time they retire.

Noz: I would like to express my deepest condolences to John McCarthy who sadly passed away last week, John was a highly rated AFL player at the age of 22 he had the world at his feet, We would like to offer our prayers to Johns immediate family and close friends. Rest in Peace John you will be missed.

Reporters begin filling out of the arena as one sneaks backstage to see Heath Shaw is still trying to shoot fire from his hands, The reporter takes a few pictures before living with a smiling on his face.

[tbagrocks]

The young Llama fan was not happy about the treatment of the security, he will be booing at every Llama v Gazelle game :P

[Justin Bieber]

Double H to move to the Gazelles :o

[Jay]

Great read noz :D has the best question been announced?

[Noz]

Great read noz :D has the best question been announced?

Yes that have it was a tie between Yourself and BB

Jayman was reporter 1 while BB was reporter 8 both men will receive Turkish Gazelle membership packages as well as 2 free tickets each to the AXV Grand Final hopefully to see the Gazelles perform.

[Jay]

Great read noz :D has the best question been announced?

Yes that have it was a tie between Yourself and BB

Jayman was reporter 1 while BB was reporter 8 both men will receive Turkish Gazelle membership packages as well as 2 free tickets each to the AXV Grand Final hopefully to see the Gazelles perform.

WOOOOOOOO ;D

[Justin Bieber]

I liked the response and plee to my question ;D