Stewing it over

[Capper]

um i left the game around 4:30 was online around 6. ??? what do you mean i was at her place for like an hour. Her parents were home so no work was going to happen

since when have parents being home ever stopped someone

[elephants]

More like...

Hey Mr and Mrs ****. You look as though you have had a long week, I am sure you could do with a night out. Here take these vouchers for the movies and this lovely new restaurant downtown. I will have a quiet night with your daughter. We should probably catch up on that Maths I forgot to do when I was mowing your lawn this week.
*looks at gf*
*gf nods and smiles*
You know what son. I think you are the real deal. You bring out the best in my little girl. You are a good influence on her. I like you elephants buddy. Get into some number crunching!! Good bye for now. We should be back around midnight.

IN
LIKE
FLYNN

Works a treat ;D

[The F.A.R.K.]

um i left the game around 4:30 was online around 6. ??? what do you mean i was at her place for like an hour. Her parents were home so no work was going to happen

since when have parents being home ever stopped someone

ummmmmm her bedroom is next to the lounge room seriously i think an orgasm noise will carry that far easy and it is just grotty they will never look at me the same ever again

like i said there is a time and a place at that place is when parents are out

More like...

Hey Mr and Mrs ****. You look as though you have had a long week, I am sure you could do with a night out. Here take these vouchers for the movies and this lovely new restaurant downtown. I will have a quiet night with your daughter. We should probably catch up on that Maths I forgot to do when I was mowing your lawn this week.
*looks at gf*
*gf nods and smiles*
You know what son. I think you are the real deal. You bring out the best in my little girl. You are a good influence on her. I like you elephants buddy. Get into some number crunching!! Good bye for now. We should be back around midnight.

IN
LIKE
FLYNN

Works a treat ;D

hahahahahahahahahahahahah yeah right hahahaha

for one- im not mowing any lawns unless it has flaps planted in its garden
two- i have only met her parents twice
three- thats an expensive way to get action
four- after hearing my lame excuse she would probs be laughing at me too hard to put out

hahaha ill keep it in mind for next time tho

[The F.A.R.K.]

i like it dirty so if i were to do it i would probs just come out straight and say

"to whom it may concern, i will be screwing your daughter tonight, if you are not happy with this an appeal can be lodged to the courst but be warned these take 48 hours to be processed so by that time there will already be a cup full of c-u-m inside her"

hahaha
i bet im gonna get banned for this now

hahaha

sorry os im tired and i got sunburnt today at the footy

please dont ban me

[elephants]

I am only egging you on FARK :P Some great ideas coming up here (excuse the pun).

You were sunburnt in the rain?

[The F.A.R.K.]

it was like 600 flowering degrees for the first hour and a half then a breeze came in then some clouds then some rain

it was a dry 39 yesterday no breeze at all and 35 today bit it was humid i sweat up a bucket full

[elephants]

Hmmm seems legit. I know I read your first post hahaha.

[The F.A.R.K.]

im not kidding when we first rocked up it was a struggle just walking from her house to the ground which is like a good 3 minute walk haha worst heat ever thankgod cricket was cancelled coz the pitch had a hole in it

[elephants]

im not kidding when we first rocked up it was a struggle just walking from her house to the ground which is like a good 3 minute walk haha worst heat ever thankgod cricket was cancelled coz the pitch had a hole in it

WTF o.O

[The F.A.R.K.]

i dunno apparanetly the opposition had a big night on friday at their home ground and had a piss up, one guy decided he would do burnouts on the ground in his ute and there was like a ditch from all the tyre marks in the only pitch

[elephants]

What a dickhead hahahahaha. I love how this is getting less and less Fantasy footy related :P

[The F.A.R.K.]

sorry forgot to add it was last friday so they havent fixed it and they have had a whole week oh well locks us into top spot so home final

hahaha since when has anything we talk about late at night fantasy related (other than fantasies we might have about girls hahaha)

[elephants]

Hahahaha that is pretty hopeless.
Home final dawg. Whats that, an extra half an hour of sleep?
I know it does get pretty off-topic late on sundays :P

[The F.A.R.K.]

especially when i have just spent a solid 4 hours on homeowrk im ready to flower shower up sick of homeowrk just wanna party and live life to the fool

hahaha

man i just feel so whacked and i havent even smoked anything

[elephants]

Haven't done any homework all weekend. Went fighing with the father of the gf today. He is a good bloke so it was good.
Prepare for tomorrows wrath D: