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Started by korza, February 14, 2012, 12:11:39 PM

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korza

My Valentine's Day

After 15 years of marriage, days like today are a nightmare, flowers, chocolate's and worse of all, your expected to put out. I guess these are the sacrifices we make.

Just kidding, to my gorgeous wife after 15 years, i still and will always love you.



KORZA

Fletch74

Well done Korza ;) Hope you and your wife have a great day.

My wife and I are cynical and don't believe in Valentines; for us Valentines can be any day of the year, and we believe that you don't need to spend money for the one person you love on ONE day of the year... ::)

But, in saying that, I don't disrespect anyone who wishes to celebrate the day that is today :)

RiOtChEsS

haha nice Korz ;D

whats 6 inches long and wont get sucked this Valentines Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe...

The F.A.R.K.

Quote from: Marcz on February 14, 2012, 12:29:21 PM
haha nice Korz ;D

whats 6 inches long and wont get sucked this Valentines Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe...

marcz cmon i thought you were a good guy how could you post that.

bomberboy0618

Quote from: The F.A.R.K. on February 14, 2012, 05:24:29 PM
Quote from: Marcz on February 14, 2012, 12:29:21 PM
haha nice Korz ;D

whats 6 inches long and wont get sucked this Valentines Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe...

marcz cmon i thought you were a good guy how could you post that.
Yeah seriously if this is getting a run I better start trotting out some of my vulgar jokes.

Windigo

C'mon Marcz. Bit of cheap humor there.

pyronerd

Quote from: bomberboy0618 on February 14, 2012, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: The F.A.R.K. on February 14, 2012, 05:24:29 PM
Quote from: Marcz on February 14, 2012, 12:29:21 PM
haha nice Korz ;D

whats 6 inches long and wont get sucked this Valentines Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe...

marcz cmon i thought you were a good guy how could you post that.
Yeah seriously if this is getting a run I better start trotting out some of my vulgar jokes.
BB vulgar jokes are unacceptable for you because of your age, not because they are vulgar :P

BGK

Quote from: Marcz on February 14, 2012, 12:29:21 PM
haha nice Korz ;D

whats 6 inches long and wont get sucked this Valentines Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe...

Hahahaha very nice.

BratPack

Quote from: Marcz on February 14, 2012, 12:29:21 PM
haha nice Korz ;D

whats 6 inches long and wont get sucked this Valentines Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe...


Ha! Reminds me of the joke I saw one of my friends had on twitter


What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson?


Clarkson's still doing Top Gear  :P

bomberboy0618

Quote from: pyronerd on February 14, 2012, 06:54:25 PM
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on February 14, 2012, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: The F.A.R.K. on February 14, 2012, 05:24:29 PM
Quote from: Marcz on February 14, 2012, 12:29:21 PM
haha nice Korz ;D

whats 6 inches long and wont get sucked this Valentines Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe...

marcz cmon i thought you were a good guy how could you post that.
Yeah seriously if this is getting a run I better start trotting out some of my vulgar jokes.
BB vulgar jokes are unacceptable for you because of your age, not because they are vulgar :P
Im really close to taking that as a challenge.

pyronerd

Quote from: bomberboy0618 on February 14, 2012, 07:20:41 PM
Quote from: pyronerd on February 14, 2012, 06:54:25 PM
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on February 14, 2012, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: The F.A.R.K. on February 14, 2012, 05:24:29 PM
Quote from: Marcz on February 14, 2012, 12:29:21 PM
haha nice Korz ;D

whats 6 inches long and wont get sucked this Valentines Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe...

marcz cmon i thought you were a good guy how could you post that.
Yeah seriously if this is getting a run I better start trotting out some of my vulgar jokes.
BB vulgar jokes are unacceptable for you because of your age, not because they are vulgar :P
Im really close to taking that as a challenge.
do it :P



*is not discouraging bad behaviour at all :P

bomberboy0618

Quote from: pyronerd on February 14, 2012, 07:22:15 PM
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on February 14, 2012, 07:20:41 PM
Quote from: pyronerd on February 14, 2012, 06:54:25 PM
Quote from: bomberboy0618 on February 14, 2012, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: The F.A.R.K. on February 14, 2012, 05:24:29 PM
Quote from: Marcz on February 14, 2012, 12:29:21 PM
haha nice Korz ;D

whats 6 inches long and wont get sucked this Valentines Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe...

marcz cmon i thought you were a good guy how could you post that.
Yeah seriously if this is getting a run I better start trotting out some of my vulgar jokes.
BB vulgar jokes are unacceptable for you because of your age, not because they are vulgar :P
Im really close to taking that as a challenge.
do it :P



*is not discouraging bad behaviour at all :P
Not today. Sorry but I listened to the Hilltop Hoods and now I feel at peace with the world :P

Nails

Quote from: The F.A.R.K. on February 14, 2012, 05:24:29 PM
Quote from: Marcz on February 14, 2012, 12:29:21 PM
haha nice Korz ;D

whats 6 inches long and wont get sucked this Valentines Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe...

marcz cmon i thought you were a good guy how could you post that.

Posting the joke makes him a GREAT guy, it was funny and deserved to be posted.

Whitney Houston died, get over it, people die every day, thousands of Africans die every day, not sure why everyone gets sooo upset about one person....

Yeah Whitney dying is sad, but I can't really get sad over a drug addict dying. (apparently due to drugs and alcohol?)



^ Now THAT is sad.

Also...

What was Whitney Houston's biggest ever hit?

CrowsFan

I Will Always Love You was her biggest ever hit.

In fact it is the best selling single by a female in history!

Nails

Quote from: CrowsFan on February 14, 2012, 08:06:23 PM
I Will Always Love You was her biggest ever hit.

In fact it is the best selling single by a female in history!

No...

The answer to: "What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?"

Is: "Her last one"

;D