Player Rant - Which player do you hate and why and make if funny but true..

Colliwobblers · February 10, 2012, 12:38:49 AM

My good m8 LE gave me the idea for this thread after i posted in his Eagles section on a player names dalziell, LE gave him such a verbal bashing i'm still laughing now, it was funny and got me thinking I could be laughing over and over again so,.....

Which player do you hate, or are frustrated by and why, the funnier the better the harsher the better, but don't get us locked :)

I can't name one right now the job LE did on his would make anything of mine that follows lame in comparison, but how about you?

elephants · February 10, 2012, 01:15:56 AM

Hahahahahahah, thanks Colli :) This would be a great post in the Front Bar too I reckon!

kilbluff1985 · February 10, 2012, 01:24:17 AM

Buddy bloody Franklin the guy annoys me when he gets suspended for stupid reasons he probably knows he is one of the most popular fantasy players and does it on purpose but he kind of screws himself over getting bad rep with the umps etc will prob never win a brownlow but if he was respected by the umps like for example N.Roo or Brown he would have a very good chance of winning the brownlow if he went through a year without getting suspended.

This is coming from an Essendon supporter lol

elephants · February 10, 2012, 01:33:20 AM

Quote from: kilbluff1995 on February 10, 2012, 01:24:17 AM
Buddy bloody Franklin the guy annoys me when he gets suspended for stupid reasons he probably knows he is one of the most popular fantasy players and does it on purpose but he kind of screws himself over getting bad rep with the umps etc will prob never win a brownlow but if he was respected by the umps like for example N.Roo or Brown he would have a very good chance of winning the brownlow if he went through a year without getting suspended.

This is coming from an Essendon supporter lol

Hahahahaha yeah, I picked that ;D

Scrads · February 10, 2012, 01:47:56 AM

Can we have a copy+paste of the post from LE that was the inspiration of this thread ? ;)

Colliwobblers · February 10, 2012, 01:54:00 AM

Quote from: elephants on February 10, 2012, 01:15:56 AM
Hahahahahahah, thanks Colli :) This would be a great post in the Front Bar too I reckon!

perhaps ask ossie to move it ?

Colliwobblers · February 10, 2012, 01:57:42 AM

Quote from: Scrads on February 10, 2012, 01:47:56 AM
Can we have a copy+paste of the post from LE that was the inspiration of this thread ? ;)

Any chance you Western folk might give this bloke a game in 2012, thought he was going well 2009 / 2010 averaged close to 90 both years then went to play in the wafl, never to be seen again, and expected him to be traded but still there

whats going on ?

elephants
Veteran coach
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Re: Brad Dalziell
Â« Reply #1 on: Yesterday at 10:09:49 PM Â»

S.P.U.D

Get's you 100 DT at 20% efficiency. Shouldn't be given a game anywhere imo. How he wasn't delisted I'll never know...

Colliwobblers
Coach
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Re: Brad Dalziell
Â« Reply #2 on: Yesterday at 10:27:43 PM Â»

lol LE how did he score those 90 DT point averages for the previous 2 years ? i won't pick him then hey? ;D

TheMailman
Training scout
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Re: Brad Dalziell
Â« Reply #3 on: Yesterday at 11:01:34 PM Â»

The main issue with West Coast full stop is disposal efficency.

Although averaging 90 points a game surely means he got enough of the ball that some disposals were ok

elephants
Veteran coach
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Re: Brad Dalziell
Â« Reply #4 on: Yesterday at 11:19:47 PM Â»

Quote from: Colliwobblers on Yesterday at 10:27:43 PM

lol LE how did he score those 90 DT point averages for the previous 2 years ? i won't pick him then hey? ;D

He somehow got games in a stodgy Brisbane side. Won't ever cut it at AFL level if he can't hit a target from 20 meters away.

Colliwobblers
Coach
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Re: Brad Dalziell
Â« Reply #5 on: Today at 12:25:24 AM Â»

Quote from: elephants on Yesterday at 11:19:47 PM

Quote from: Colliwobblers on Yesterday at 10:27:43 PM

lol LE how did he score those 90 DT point averages for the previous 2 years ? i won't pick him then hey? ;D

He somehow got games in a stodgy Brisbane side. Won't ever cut it at AFL level if he can't hit a target from 20 meters away.

LOL I only carried on the conversation to get more comments out of you, any other comments to add LE ?

Just gave me an idea for a thread :)

Guess WCE might have seen value in him as a wooden spoon side, but then they realised hey we are good we dont need the spud and not cant swap him for a rookie draft pick :)

elephants
Veteran coach
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Re: Brad Dalziell
Â« Reply #6 on: Today at 01:29:42 AM Â»

Hahahaha sorry, emotions get the better.

He is kinda like Masten in he is meant to be a midfielder in the mold of a Swan or Montagna. Hangs around the outside of the packs for the possesions. One problem though. Swan and Montagna aren't shower.
Dalziell makes me think of the old 'spare' toothbrush. The one with horrible bristles that cut your gums. He is so just so painful, annoying and a waste of space.

I like Masten now though, hell I even named my team after him :) MastenBators.

egosbar · February 10, 2012, 08:51:29 AM

CLOKE BLOODY CLOKE

after picking this guy one year early(2010) and copping a pizzling (allbeit in hindsite) for selecting him in my side , although he did score 85 average i was expecting 95-100 like last year , his scores in 2010 were so inconsistent scoring so many 60s a 50 odd and even a 40 costing me so many league games that year , he makes my skin crawl now and i cant put him in my side EVER again , i love it when he spuds it up and hes pretty popular this year so im calling it that he will drop back to 2010 scores (well at least i hope so)

i hope and pray that he is double and triple teamed and scores 70 average , ill be watching every collingwood game putting the voodoo on him ( yes ive made a small cloke doll and i have sht loads of needles so be warned people) when you see cloke clutching his hammie or knee you will know where i have stuck the needle in. Ive even make a little red vest for the second half of the year ( now that may be optimistic but it looks so good on him )

MY SPUD OF THE YEAR PREDICTION CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE YOU FLOWER

bowyanger · February 10, 2012, 09:38:39 AM

Missy Higgins

Ive had him in my starting team for the last 3 years

Never again

Knowing my luck he will probs kill the pig this year...and play 20+ games

owenbond007 · February 10, 2012, 09:48:07 AM

I hate lots of players unless theyre in red and black. Stephen Milne would be my number one hate player cause his short, cocky, rapist. And I cant stand his head. Not funny but true.

Colliwobblers · February 10, 2012, 01:13:37 PM

i hate milne too, i'll stop short of calling his the R word because no conviction , doesnt help he looks the part tho :)

i hated cloke every season he kicked with the accuracy of a 12 gauge shot gun at 50 yards, but he straightened up in 2011 and is off my hate list.

missy higgins is all about potential and nothing about reality, grimes has got nothing on higgens when it comes to softness.

Mr.Craig · February 10, 2012, 01:44:33 PM

Flowering J-Pod because he wears blinkers and he's got a rough nut.

Jukes · February 10, 2012, 04:14:15 PM

Every player of the West Coast Eagles except for Darren Glass because he's a top bloke.

The_Captain · February 11, 2012, 01:14:34 AM

Hayden Ballantyne, Stephen Milne, Jake King, Allan Didak.
Reason... All are absolute dickheads and suffer from a serious case of small man syndrome.

Colliwobblers · February 11, 2012, 01:27:06 AM

well if we are going to be general, I'll say ANY player that plays for a free kick taking a soccor like dive ! NRoo ? ::)