new song directed at bruce mcavaney singing about Cyril Rioli

Started by DazBurg, January 22, 2012, 11:44:15 PM

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Quote from: DazBurg on January 20, 2013, 05:08:10 PM
Quote from: BratPack on January 20, 2013, 04:18:48 PM
Zac Smith song

ZAC SMITH SONG DAMN YOU!  >:( :P
ahhh no :P
I feel Smitty
Oh so Smitty
I feel Smitty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any bloke who isn't me today
I feel Awesome
Oh so Awesome
It's Scoresome how Awesoe I feel
And so Smitty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the Smitty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that beastial girl be?
Such a Smitty face
Such a Smitty dress
Such a Smitty smile
Such a Smitty me!
I feel tapping
And smacking
Feel like running
And marking for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful GC


Read more: WESTSIDE STORY - I FEEL PRETTY LYRICS


definitely wasn't the dodgiest job ever *shifty eyes*

Capper

New song for England after Ashton Agar took them apart

Written to "I was only 19" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY

His mum and dad and brothers caught a flight from Tullamarine
It was a long flight to Nottinghamshire
Peter Siddle was next bat as he started to put on his pads.
He said his prayers before he left

And the crowd lined the path as he marched to the crease
The photo showed him young and strong and clean
And there's him in his pads with his gloves and baggy green
God help England, ASh is only 19.

He'd come from the Waca playing BBL to the mustiness of West Bridgford
He'd been in and out of the Warriors squad for months
and he's made number 11 his home right now, with 6s and 4s
It was a nice way to go to lunch

And can you tell us Boof, where you got this guy from
and why you picked Watson when we know his body is shot
And whats the next opening pair, can you tells us all, please
God help England, Ash is only 19

A two and a half hour session with every swing could be your last one if its on the pegs
It was a war within the game
But you wouldnt let your team down till the game game was over
So you knuckled down at the crease

Then the umpire said "Not out" and the pommies all swore
He then came out of his shell and with a lusty blow he scored
Beefy flipped his lid the day and had to leave the room
God help England, theres another series soon

BratPack

ZAC SMITH SON.....Oh wait it wasn't Daz.....carry on  :P

Capper

Quote from: BratPack on July 11, 2013, 11:41:47 PM
ZAC SMITH SON.....Oh wait it wasn't Daz.....carry on  :P
already done

working hard to play for Gold Coast
trying to score a goal
the ball goes up, I tap it down
an opposition goal
oh oh oh another flowering goal

well he's a queensland zone selection
a 'rockie' boy with height
he's lurking like a croc-o-dile
across the half forward flank
oh oh oh he's flowering tall bloke

he plays with God's son Gary
He helps out when he can
He did his time in the ruck contest
Trying to lift his team
He's a tall man
at 2 oh 5
carrying a team on his back
Wooh, he's a rucking hard man

DazBurg

lovin it tabs been awhile between songs for us glad too see a comeback   ;D

BratPack

And the Jim Stynes awards goes to......Zac Smith

WHERE IS MY ZAC SMITH SONG DAZBURG?  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

DazBurg

Quote from: BratPack on September 23, 2013, 09:48:09 PM
And the Jim Stynes awards goes to......Zac Smith

WHERE IS MY ZAC SMITH SONG DAZBURG?  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
that has been answered countless time you spud :P

BratPack

Quote from: DazBurg on September 23, 2013, 10:06:18 PM
Quote from: BratPack on September 23, 2013, 09:48:09 PM
And the Jim Stynes awards goes to......Zac Smith

WHERE IS MY ZAC SMITH SONG DAZBURG?  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
that has been answered countless time you spud :P

Yeah but you didn't do it, therefore it's irrelevant  :P

DazBurg

Quote from: BratPack on September 23, 2013, 10:15:45 PM
Quote from: DazBurg on September 23, 2013, 10:06:18 PM
Quote from: BratPack on September 23, 2013, 09:48:09 PM
And the Jim Stynes awards goes to......Zac Smith

WHERE IS MY ZAC SMITH SONG DAZBURG?  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
that has been answered countless time you spud :P

Yeah but you didn't do it, therefore it's irrelevant  :P
because it doesn't bother me unlike me saying two words you cnnot bear to hear

HAMISH MCINTOSH

Capper


BratPack

Quote from: DazBurg on September 23, 2013, 11:05:15 PM
Quote from: BratPack on September 23, 2013, 10:15:45 PM
Quote from: DazBurg on September 23, 2013, 10:06:18 PM
Quote from: BratPack on September 23, 2013, 09:48:09 PM
And the Jim Stynes awards goes to......Zac Smith

WHERE IS MY ZAC SMITH SONG DAZBURG?  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
that has been answered countless time you spud :P

Yeah but you didn't do it, therefore it's irrelevant  :P
because it doesn't bother me unlike me saying two words you cnnot bear to hear

HAMISH MCINTOSH

Eh my curse has taken two years from his career. He understands what it is to mess with me now  :P

DazBurg

new song added finally
only been 9 months since last post int his thread
and 10 months since my last song  :o

Nige

You haven't lose your touch Daz, simply brilliant.  ;)

DazBurg

Quote from: NigeyS on June 21, 2014, 02:59:43 PM
You haven't lose your touch Daz, simply brilliant.  ;)
thanks mate
i'm glad you enjoyed it  ;)