Never Ending Footy Match V4

Maca24 · January 21, 2012, 07:55:28 PM

Quote from: Ziplock on January 21, 2012, 07:51:16 PM
Jacobs cracks the showers at smith beating him, pulls out a knife and shanks smith, ablett retaliates by throwing those ninja stars he keeps hidden under his guernsey.

ablett rips off his face and reveals that he is Rogue.
Jason Statham decides he wants revenge and an epic war begins.

PowerBug · January 21, 2012, 07:57:35 PM

Quote from: Hawka on January 21, 2012, 07:50:34 PM
Quote from: PowerBug on January 21, 2012, 07:46:35 PM
Zac Smith leaps over Sam Jacobs in the ruck in the first match of the new revamped AFL competetion.
Ablett pick the ball up from the tap with a booming kick into a contest inside 50

And Travis Cloke is wrestling with Nathan Bock out of nowhere comes the BIRDMAN!!! From the stands he's run onto the field, and climbed on Clokes shoulders and pulled down a screamer!!

Ziplock · January 21, 2012, 07:58:44 PM

Then Bock pulls out a knife and shanks cloke!

BratPack · January 21, 2012, 08:04:06 PM

The Aliens see this absurdity and blow up the planet.

The End

FisherSaints · January 21, 2012, 09:28:25 PM

but Eddie MacGuire uses his gun to shoot the aliens

Maca24 · January 21, 2012, 09:33:48 PM

Quote from: FisherSaints on January 21, 2012, 09:28:25 PM
but Eddie MacGuire uses his gun to shoot the aliens

The planets blown up though? therefore eddie is dead.
Therefore the story is over :P

bomberboy0618 · January 21, 2012, 10:29:35 PM

The aliens decree that this never be attempted again.
THE END

c4v3m4n · January 21, 2012, 10:30:52 PM

Quote from: bomberboy0618 on January 21, 2012, 10:29:35 PM
The aliens decree that this never be attempted again.
THE END

But have now brought the wonders of Aussie Rules back to their planet. ;D

PowerBug · January 21, 2012, 10:31:42 PM

Brett Burton goes back a long way, is 75m out, and fires out a handball to Shannon Hurn to pumps it llllllloooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

c4v3m4n · January 21, 2012, 10:33:10 PM

Quote from: PowerBug on January 21, 2012, 10:31:42 PM
Brett Burton goes back a long way, is 75m out, and fires out a handball to Shannon Hurn to pumps it llllllloooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And its out on the full. :-\

Master Q · January 21, 2012, 10:36:52 PM

A man with no arms somehow throws it back in.

BratPack · January 21, 2012, 10:50:44 PM

The man with no arms is a suicide bomber....he has a tactical nuke and blows up the world

The End

Master Q · January 21, 2012, 11:06:05 PM

The tactical nuke isn't actually a real nuke. God Q notices this and reassembles the world.

BratPack · January 21, 2012, 11:09:41 PM

God Q is not the real God. The world explodes 5 seconds after its created and causes a feedback loop that ends all creation of new worlds.

The End

Master Q · January 21, 2012, 11:11:16 PM

Real God then makes God Q real God.

He recreates the world again. New World cannot been blown, or destroyed by anything. It is immortal.