Neverending Footy Match

[c4v3m4n]

And Jolly leaps over Jacobs in the first ruck duel of the match.

And both break their legs on the way down. :-\

[The F.A.R.K.]

And then David Rodan and Matt Cambell were thrown into ruck

[Master Q]

Both break their legs on the way down  :-\

[The F.A.R.K.]

And Rodan, Jolly, Jacobs and Cambell are all sitting on the ground. The ball is thrown up and Rodan wins the tap off the ground

[Master Q]

And Rodan, Jolly, Jacobs and Cambell are all sitting on the ground. The ball is thrown up and Rodan wins the tap off the ground

And it goes out of bounds. The umpire throws it back into play but when the ball hits the ground it pops.

[The F.A.R.K.]

So John Isner and Mahut go to rebel sport and buy a new ball because they just finished their never ending tennis match

[PowerBug]

And then John Isner and Ivo Karlovic go up in the ruck and come down without breaking any bone in their body.

[Master Q]

But then Kevin Rudd walks onto the field and shoots them in the legs.

[Ziplock]

then Dyl broke his leg.

[Nails]

then Dyl broke his leg.

so he makes a new account with 2 new legs.

[Dudge]

And the world ends, seriously guys

[Ziplock]

except football goes on.

[The F.A.R.K.]

Becasue Dyl created a new world where only football can exsist and instead of humans there are just deleted accounts who argue over fantasy football and Dyl is just continuosly making new accounts

The dyl meets miss pies and they share common interests of deleting accounts. They fall in love and have two kids, Fyfe_Gun and Voldemort who are magic. They conjure up a spell to bring back earth and duel chris judd who is actually Dyl's son Voldemort

[Dudge]

Well lets hunt down Dyl and shoot him

[PowerBug]

Guys, i thought Zombie had a good idea creating this thread, but you guys have ruined it. :( Let's try again eh??