club songs

[2Fat2Old]

Here we go
Here we go
Camry Crow

We're too old
We're too fat
We're too slow

We like to peak
Far too early
As you know

Come September
Once again
We're no show

Here we go
Here we go

[2Fat2Old]

Port Power
we've got our GTHOs
our hot Monaros
oh yeah, with hot-wired ignition
we've got our Monster Truck Shows
our hate for the Crows
oh yeah, Port Adelaide tradition

we've got souped-up Commodores
Cortinas of course
oh yeah, with modified suspension
we've got re-built panel vans
got Utes and Sandmans
oh yeah, in as-new condition

we've got Pintaras with fats
we're covered in tatts
oh yeah,
you'll hear us when were comin
and we don't stop stop stop
for the cop cop cops
oh no, we know
we can outrun em

if you want 180Bs
or 120Ys
oh yeah, we know about the caper
and we can do you a deal
for prices unreal
complete, with full rego. papers

[2Fat2Old]

We've got the Power to choke, we're more than a joke
come on, Port Adelaide depression
We are the P00fters from Port, Netball should be our sport
it's the true Port Adelaide tradition

we'll always flop flop flop when we're top top top
there's history we've been making
we got flogged by a lot, when we went for top spot
you know that our mascot should be

a FLOWER!!!

[2Fat2Old]

Saint Kilda
Oh when the Saints get really done
It is a source of some intrigue
‘Cos we have the highest average
losing margin in the League

oh when we crash we really crash
our fans we really disappoint
‘cos our average losing margin
is a thumping great forty-five points

[2Fat2Old]

Brisbane
We are the mighty boys from Brisbane Town
And we got knocked off today
We’ve been banking on our talent
But the magic’s gone away
Round the packs, in the air
We were thrashed everywhere
All round the ground
We had our pants pulled down
Where do we go from here

[Maca24]

looks lik ur really drawing a crowd with ur club songs mate lol

[Prospector_1]

CLUB SONG CLANGERS
champion-macarthur-harris-ogge [tune: bound for botany bay]

we’re the admiration of a nation
we’re respected by our foes
we hit ‘em real high and we hit ‘em low
and we give ‘em the old heave-ho 
though they send us up we’ll keep our end up
we’re riding the bumps with a grin
if we are behind well, we never mind
‘cos we’re risking our head and our shin
oh â€" just for rec-er-eation’s sake
to pass the time of day
we play the game as it should be played
at home or far away
oh â€" what though the odds they be great or small
we strike down the thunder from the sky
should auld acquaintance be forgot
from dawn to dark, our banners fly high
we won’t stop stop stop stop till we’re top top top
‘cos teamwork is the thing that talks
we have lots of fun, we have heaps of fun
and the premiership is a cakewalk

[Prospector_1]

DEAN LAIDLEY
words: Stuart McArthur - Greg Champion
( tune: If I Were A Carpenter )  If I were a newspaper
and I had a page free
I'd go and fill that page
with stuff on Dean Laidley
The public don't want to know
about Britney's baby
all they want is the juicey goss
'bout the bloke Dean Laidley
[bridge]
    Trash that scoop on Tiger Woods
    and Prince Charles's lady
    stop the press - we've got the goods
    all about Dean Laidley
If I were the Premier
or yer footy supporter
I'd want to know Deano's views
on how to start each quarter
if I were a military man
in the air force or navy
I would want to pick the brains
of the great Dean Laidley

[bridge]
In The Age and in The Sun
the whole world's gone crazy
tryin to find what's going on
in the mind of Dean Laidley
they're puttin' out a tribute song
recorded by Mike Brady
so everyone can sing along
about the man Dean Laidley

[Prospector_1]

 THE GREEK SONG   (tune: Zorba the Greek       words: greg champion)                                                             
1.
Ianis Kouros   Demis Roussos
Mikinos Lesbos   Mark Phillipousis
Ena dio tria   spanikopita
Gia Karides   Kotoufides
Domestos   Vangelis
Aristotle Onassis
Spiros Arion   George Donikian
2.
ouzo tzatziki   Zorba the Greeki
Maria Callas   Telly Savalas
Christos Nikos   Despina Taki
Roula Toula   Voula Agape
Yassou retsina   Mary Kostakidis
Yiros souvlaki   Nana Mouskouri
3.
Andreas Papandreou   Spyro Agnew
Pythagoras    Mikis Theodorakis
Santorini Delphi   Melina Merkouri
Mary Coustas   Angela Pippos
Fetta Andronicus   Nick Giannopolous
Baklava mousaka   Stavros Papadopolous

[BradStar]

THE GREEK SONG   (tune: Zorba the Greek       words: greg champion)                                                              1.
Ianis Kouros   Demis Roussos
Mikinos Lesbos   Mark Phillipousis
Ena dio tria   spanikopita
Gia Karides   Kotoufides
Domestos   Vangelis
Aristotle Onassis
Spiros Arion   George Donikian
2.
ouzo tzatziki   Zorba the Greeki
Maria Callas   Telly Savalas
Christos Nikos   Despina Taki
Roula Toula   Voula Agape
Yassou retsina   Mary Kostakidis
Yiros souvlaki   Nana Mouskouri
3.
Andreas Papandreou   Spyro Agnew
Pythagoras Mikis   Theodorakis
Santorini Delphi   Melina Merkouri
Mary Coustas   Angela Pippos
Fetta Andronicus   Nick GiannopolousBaklava mousaka   Stavros Papadopolous

umm.........

[tom_scully]

Slightly off task so sorry, but the theme song is the reason why the saints never win flags. They sing it over and over and it becomes a part of their psyche. Their highest ambition is to be in the grandstand when they go marching in.
Check the songs of champion clubs:
WCE - kings of the big game
Blues - we're the team that never lets you down, keep our ends up etc
Bombers - fly up to win the premiership flag
and it goes on

[CFC 1979]

and on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

[Alex7089]

melbourne song-
It's a big 'ol tank
for the num-ber.1 pick
It's a disappointment for you but not me
cos we get a priority pick
every heart goes breaks true
when we lo-o-o-ooooose
we never sing this song to you
cos the red and blue always lose!
That ought to bump up the spirits of the melbourne faithful ;)

[Pav29]

Some of them are good as...Port Adelaide ones...Haahahah :D

[smoker]

Good old Collingwood are hopeless
No way they can play the  game
Side by side they stick together
And hang their heads in shame
Hear the barrackers a booing
As all barrackers should
The premiership is just a no go
For the good old Collingwood.