EXV: Russian Roulettes

nostradamus · November 20, 2011, 05:44:47 PM

Team name: Russian Roulettes

Team Motto: Win, or die trying

Coaching Panel: Coach - Nostradamus
Senior Assistant Coach - RidleyU
Assistant Coaches - mjwant
- m0nty

Club President: Vladimir Putin

Social Club Director: Sylvio (Bunga Bunga) Berlusconi

No. 1 Ticket Holder: Anna Kournikova

Major Sponsor: UFC ........ "Let's get it on!!"

Team List: 1. Dane Swan (c) (perma captain??)
2. Kurt Tippett (f)
3. Luke Hodge (c)
4. Matthew Kruezer (r)
5. Gary Ablett (c)
6. Jack Riewoldt (f)
7. Ryan Griffen (c)
8. Paul Capman (c/f)
9. Chris Yarran (b)
10. Cameron Wood (r)delisted
11. Alan Didak (c)
12. Ben Howlett (c)
13. Tom Bellchambers (r)
14. Luke Power (c)retired
15. Daniel Menzel (f)
16. Shaun Burguoyne (c/b)
17. Jack Gunston (f)
18. Steven Salopek (c)delisted
19. Ryan O'Keefe (c)
20. Toby Greene (c)
21. Sam Kerridge (c/f)
22. Stephen Hill (c)
23. Brent Moloney (c)
24. Nic Lower (c)
25. Tory Dickson (f)
26. Matthew Broadbent (c)
27. Travis Varcoe (c/f)
28. Tayte Pears (b)
29. Shannon Hurn (b)
30. Lee Spurr (b)
31. Sam Reid (f)
32. Lachlan Hansen (b/f)
33. Harry O'Brien (b)
34. Brenden Lee (c)delisted
35. Beau Waters (b)
36. Lachie Hunter (c)
37. Marco Paparone (f)
38. Matthew McDonough (f)
39. Clay Cameron (b/f)
40. Dylan Van Unen (b)
41. Bradley Hartman (f)?
42. Steven Motlop (f)
43. Tom Bell (m)
44. Kane Mitchell (m)

nostradamus · November 20, 2011, 05:45:18 PM

Press release......
" After lengthy negotiations we, the Russian Roulettes, are proud to announce that m0nty has joined our coaching panel."

nostradamus · November 20, 2011, 05:46:54 PM

Team Line-up

Def: Hurn, Yarran, Burguoyne c/b, O'Brien, Pears, McDonald, Tapscott, Van Unen, Cameron b/f

Mid: Ablett, Griffen, ROK, Hodge, Lower, Didak, Hill, Howlett, Treloar, Moloney, Greene, Broadbent, Bell, K.Mitchell, Hunter

Ruck: Bellchambers, Kruezer

Fwd: Walker, Tippett, Chappy c/f, Varcoe c/f, Cameron, Motlop, Edwards, Menzel, Dickson, S.Reid, Gunston, Hansen, Kerridge c/f, Paparone, McDonough, Hartman

Out: Waters, Spurr, Swan, JRoo
In: Walker, Edwards, Cameron, Treloar, McDonald, Tapscott

nostradamus · November 20, 2011, 05:47:33 PM

We are happy to announce that the first trade completed is with Torps

l give up picks 4 & 25 in the PSD/Rookiie draft in exchange for picks 1 & 28

nostradamus · January 05, 2012, 09:07:20 PM

The Russsian Roulette's are proud to annouce that we have completed our second trade

....this time with the trading guru....Scrads

We give up Luke Shuey/James Polkinghorne/Pick 32 in exchange for Mitch Clarke/Jack Gunston/Pick 35

nostradamus · January 10, 2012, 06:04:04 PM

The Russian Roulette's are proud to announce that another trade has been successfully negotiated with Torps

We have swapped pick 28 in the PSD/Rookie for Sam Reid

.....an excellent outcome for both teams (Torps drafted Nick Smith with pick 28)

nostradamus · March 09, 2012, 01:27:36 AM

The Russian Roulettes are proud to announce the unveiling of our team guernsey.

I'd like to send a big thanks to c4v3m4n for his brilliant work, without who's help there would be no jumper at all, thanks mate ur a legend !!!

nostradamus · March 09, 2012, 01:35:06 AM

As well as sorting out the guernsey for the Russian Roulettes, c4 also came up with our inspiring logo.

nostradamus · March 09, 2012, 03:10:07 PM

An awesome alternate strip will be posted soon.

lts been done and looks fantastic, but l'm too computer-stupid to post it, so am relying (again!!) on some expert advice

nostradamus · March 09, 2012, 04:17:16 PM

As promised here's our fantastic new alternate strip

CrowsFan · March 09, 2012, 04:22:31 PM

Looks nice, but considering both strips are predominantly black it's not very alternate ;)

c4v3m4n · March 09, 2012, 04:55:43 PM

Quote from: CrowsFan on March 09, 2012, 04:22:31 PM
Looks nice, but considering both strips are predominantly black it's not very alternate ;)

The alternate strip was designed due to a clash of guernseys between the Roulettes and the Savage Sons.

nostradamus · March 11, 2012, 10:49:47 PM

The Russian Roulettes are rapt to announce another trade has been completed.....again with Torps

We give....Dyson Heppell, Stephen Clifton and Niall McKeever

in exchange for

Ryan O'keefe, Luke Hodge and Beau Waters

The F.A.R.K. · March 12, 2012, 12:28:59 AM

Quote from: nostradamus on March 11, 2012, 10:49:47 PM
The Russian Roulettes are rapt to announce another trade has been completed.....again with Torps

We give....Dyson Heppell, Stephen Clifton and Niall McKeever

in exchange for

Ryan O'keefe, Luke Hodge and Beau Waters

dont agree with it long term mate but hey you are now a force to be reckoned with this year (if waters, hodge and okeefe can stay on the park ;))

Holz · March 12, 2012, 01:05:18 AM

all i can say is im happy i have youth, i wouldnt be wanting to take on this team this year.