Jokes

nas · November 21, 2011, 11:55:37 AM

This guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back.
"What on earth are you?" asks the host.
"I'm a snail," says the guy.
"But... you have a girl on your back," replies the host.
"Yeah, he says, "that's Michelle!"

nas · November 21, 2011, 11:56:43 AM

All terrible but corny ones for you.^^^^^^^

nas · November 21, 2011, 11:58:16 AM

A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
"Mayday! Mayday! My pilot just died!"
Ground control receives her call for help and answers back, "Don't worry, Madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."
"I'm 5'2" and sitting in the right front seat."
Ground control responds, "Repeat after me: Our Father ... Who art in Heaven

elephants · November 21, 2011, 02:28:54 PM

Quote from: naste on November 21, 2011, 11:55:37 AM
This guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back.
"What on earth are you?" asks the host.
"I'm a snail," says the guy.
"But... you have a girl on your back," replies the host.
"Yeah, he says, "that's Michelle!"

Hahahahahaha Gold.

Dudge · November 21, 2011, 07:24:06 PM

Quote from: naste on November 21, 2011, 11:58:16 AM
A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
"Mayday! Mayday! My pilot just died!"
Ground control receives her call for help and answers back, "Don't worry, Madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."
"I'm 5'2" and sitting in the right front seat."
Ground control responds, "Repeat after me: Our Father ... Who art in Heaven

Took me a sec , but im with elephants ,gold

Dudge · November 21, 2011, 07:42:22 PM

Sorry wrong quote, but i thought they were both classics

Grazz · November 21, 2011, 11:54:09 PM

Quote from: naste on November 21, 2011, 11:47:38 AM
During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills,stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive brownsnake."
Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be some outdoorsman!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a terrible golfer."

This sounds like a typical round of golf for me, like it alot Naste.

Ringo · November 22, 2011, 07:52:16 AM

Talking of Golf

Why do you never play golf with an undertaker?

Answer: He is always on top at the final hole.