Jokes

[FisherSaints]

OK, I've got school camp on Monday and I need some funny, clean, suitable for 12 year old jokes

[ossie85]

Carlton

[AFEV]

You're all set now ;)

[roo boys!]

You're all set now ;)

Mary the little legend 8)

[Luigi197]

Dylsta

[Ziplock]

all my jokes are either dirty, sexist or racist.


often all three,

soz FS

[Voldemort]

all my jokes are either dirty, sexist or racist.


often all three,

soz FS

agree, jokes can't truly be jokes without offending someone or the other  ::)

[Grazz]

Paddy was working on a building site when a piece of tin fell from above and cut off his right ear.

Everyone quickly stopped work and went searching for his ear.

After 20 minutes of searching Michael yells out "Paddy i found it. Is this your ear ? "

Paddy replies "Nuh mine had a pencil behind it"

[Master Q]

Paddy was working on a building site when a piece of tin fell from above and cut off his right ear.

Everyone quickly stopped work and went searching for his ear.

After 20 minutes of searching Michael yells out "Paddy i found it. Is this your ear ? "

Paddy replies "Nuh mine had a pencil behind it"

Haha  ;D Wonder what Paddy's IQ is  :P

[Grazz]

haha very low. My father inlaw is Irish so ive got a few.

[PowerBug]

all my jokes are either dirty, sexist or racist.


often all three,

soz FS

agree, jokes can't truly be jokes without offending someone or the other  ::)

I think they can be, but it needs to be subtle. Which means kids might not get the whole thing, and you look like a fool.

[McRooster]

naste? where art thou....

This man has plenty in the bag.

[nas]

During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills,stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive brownsnake."
Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be some outdoorsman!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a terrible golfer."

[nas]

Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a
Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A. Frostbite.
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. He didn't have the guts

[nas]

Q. Why do you always find ghouls and demons together?
A. Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Q. What's it called when a witch has serious trouble?
A. A grave problem.
Q. What happens if you see twin witches?
A. You won't be able to tell which witch is witch.
Q. What was the witch's favourite subject in school?
A. Spelling.
Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.
Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin.
Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. Why did the witch put her broom in the wash?
A. She wanted a clean sweep.
Q. What is evil, black, and goes round and round?
A. A witch in a revolving door.
Q. What do birds give out on Halloween?
A. Tweets.