EXV: Svalbard Valkyries

[Justin Bieber]

No Holz needs to update his Euros Trading page.

[Ziplock]

oh lol, yeah. It was a relatively recent one though tbh :P

[Ziplock]

Press release on t he first page, detailing Izzys retirement :(

[picker_man]

Atleast you have O'hailpin now to replace him :P

i have no one for gram :'( haha.

[Ziplock]

Press Release November 22, 2012
The Valkyries would like to thank traded players Jack Riewoldt and Captain Marc Murphy for their services to the club. It's sad to see such talented players go, but the decision to see them depart was deemed to be in the best interest of the club. On a happier note, the Valkyries would like the install Callan Ward as the new Co-Captain along Adam Goodes, and to welcome the new players into our club- Caddy, Pittard, Adams and Lynch.

We wish you the best and hope that you can help lead the Valkyries to victory.

[Ziplock]

the Valkyries would like to announce some intended positional changes for the 2013 season.

Roughead will be spending the majority of his time playing in defence and forward- leaving the rucking to Mcevoy, Stephenson and O'hAilpin

Veszpremi will be moving from the forward line, down into a defensive role, while Adams will be moving more into the guts of it, allowing Bewick and Haynes to roam around up forward.

[Ziplock]

The Valkyries are proud to welcome Mitch Golby and Tomas Bugg into the team!

[Justin Bieber]

Tomas*

And you call yourself a GWS supporter :P

[Ziplock]

auto correct?

[Ziplock]

with Hickey joining the squad, the Valkyries team is very, very close to being set. We're just hoping for one more diamond in the rough at 46 :)

[Ziplock]

that diamond in the rough has been identified.

46.

After looking long and hard at the remaining players, after disappointment struck with siposs, elliott, daw, mitchell, schulz being snagged less than a round before, there are very few left of value remaining for the Valkyries team... to be precise, only about 4 maximum that we believe would be of value to our squad.

But what is this? A shining beacon of light, coming unexpectedly from geelong?

Who is it do you ask? He is known by many titles.

An upgraded rookie.

A man with a remarkably similar name to a high draft pick this year.

A little asshole who beats on women.

But more importantly?

a 66 averaging first year player, removing his subbed games, and with the exception of one outlier, extremely consistent.

Known for his ability to score 30-40 points after coming on as the sub with barely a quarter to go, a man who, if he would stop hitting women, grow a pair of balls, and a proper tank, become a really good DTer, and something for the cats, alongside with caddy, to build a new midfield around....

The Valkyries, final pick, 46, soon to be known as the steal of the draft, goes to one of the top 2 remaining players in the draft, and the one with the best job security

JESSE STRINGER!

Jesse Stringer, welcome to the team.

[Ziplock]

The Valkyries are disappointed to say that up and coming midfielder Jack Ziebell has had to have a small clean up operation on his knee, which will most likely halter his progress for the season.

Although, it could just be a competition leveller- fully fit it was going to be an unfair advantage for the Valkyries.

In slightly better news, the Valkyries are happy to announce that our only essendon player, Scott Gumbleton, is unlikely to have been jacked up along with his team mates.

[Ziplock]

New Valkyries recruit Mitch Golby has starred in the opening NAB matches, scoring 42 and 34 in his games, translating to approximately 115 DT points for a full game.

Good job mitch, you're a star of the future.

[elephants]

Must be all the quality development work he did at the Bashers

[Ziplock]

he.... was never part of the bashers... wishful thinking?